What's their end game?

>yfw never fight giant bugs on the moon in space force..

no, it's their final form

We've officially invaded other planets with mutated monsters

checked

>the last article I saw on tardigrades was WHY TARDIGRADES ARE MISUNDERSTOOD
>now I see this
holy fuck why do the pieces always fall together

it begins

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>human bioweapon, cute

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ironically, this is how life began on earth as well

They got nothing to eat bro. No growing.

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JANNIES NEVER LEARN
I WILL TEACH THEM
Feminism is a viral bioweapon virus called the Femin Virus(FV). A bio-terrorism outbreak. These "people" mutate and become Demons. Cures don't work and picking off the occasional FV mutation has done nothing.

It's spread in the blood,DNA, bodily fluids and can spread like a STD/STI.

> Categories relating to virus infection!

Immune(People that cannot be infected by the virus)

Non-Infected(People that don't have the virus and can be infected)

Resistant(People that the virus has trouble infecting, but are not immune to being infected)

Hosts(People that have the virus)

Carriers(People that have the virus, but is dormant for long periods of time or even generations without showing any signs of infection. Some types of carriers can spread it)

Transmitters(People that are being used by the virus to spread it, but are not fully/completely infected)

Spreaders(People infected with the virus that spread the virus)

Infected(People infected by the virus)

HiveMind/Colony Castes(Similar to social insects. Queens, Drones, Workers, Soldiers, Majors, Super Majors, Kings, etc)

Mutation(physical changes to all body systems).

> How to spot the infection!

Wanting to destroy the family and men, hatred of children, wanting(and doing) killing of babies along with abortion, sexual/gender confusion, increase rates of homosexuality, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia,transgender, various disturbing fetishes, cannibalism, wanting to destroy whites, social castes like social insects in large numbers, wanting to attack and fuck the un-infected, sexual promiscuity(large numbers of partners), etc

Any woman that is pro-abortion is FV infected.

Any woman that is feminist is FV infected

Any woman that is anti-(white)male is FV infected

Any man or woman that is transgender or drag/cross-dressing is FV infected

Any man or woman that is a pedophile is FV infected.

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soon, user, soon

this must be how life on Earth started

Goddammit. Now they're going to develop super intelligence after scavenging the lander and then kill us.

where were you when /a/ memed teraformars into reality

Lmao checked

>Jewish tards have colonized the moon

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>future discoveries of life off earth will now be dismissed as coming from this and not ayys
Jews are truely evil.

Returning their people back through the hellgate on Saturn.

That's exactly what I thought.

>Tardigrades are among the most resilient animals known,[10][11] with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

Is this the key to jews? Are these things like Goa'uld symbiotes from Stargate?

open border for tardigrades policies soon

LaForge: the tardigrades are eating away at the moon, captain.
Picard: *pacing*.. *shifting*.. the tardigrades provide us an interesting look at the nature of our prime directive.. do we stop a race that is slowing decaying the necessary features of our civilized world? do we learn to live together with a creature unlike ourselves who genuinely poses a threat to the well being of our environment?
LaForge: i know i wouldn't want to be stepped on just for being blind.
Oprah: i dont think anyone would want to be stepped on just for who they are.. maybe the tardigrades are just like us. maybe they have families, culture, a community.. maybe they just want to be equal with us.
Picard: yes. i see,- the tardigrades are simply trying to work with what they've been given. they see us as the superior force destroying our habitat is their only offensive move. to them it must feel we control them, a malaise like opress-
Oprah: ..oppression.
Picard: -exactly.. they're defending themselves.. its a proto-marxain revolution. ...we need to help them.
---
Kirk: the tardigrades.. they're.. eating the moon.
Spock: with their numbers they might pose a risk eventually throwing your moon out of orbit.
Kirk: they.. feed on.. destruction!
Spock: fascinating..
Kirk: the devils! step on them, Spock! get them all!
[both stomping]

We're Tardigrades on the moon,
And we sing our petridish tune.....

Global slavery. They'll ditch their Judeo-Christian allies when they are no longer needed.

Data: actually, captain, there is a great amount of evidence that suggests the numbers and circumstances of the victims of the holocaust have been greatly embellished.
Captain: Worf, take him to the brig.
Data: ..-what did i do?

>"""Accidentally""" released a bunch of the only living thing capable of surviving for an extended period of time on the moon, onto the moon
I wonder what their plan is. Maybe they're hoping they will find hidden nutrients in the dust. Perhaps they come back in a year or two and discover that the entire moon is covered in them. Maybe this sets up the possibility to terraform the moon once the soil is filled with organic matter.

>you know what this place needs?
>an invasive species!

They’ll evolve solar panels to adapt to their environment.

Why not just ship all the Jews to the moon?

>jews starting to infect outer space
awesome news, thanks user!

Holy fuck. Indian lunar lander spilled bed bugs all over the moon when it crashed into it. That's just great. Don't go to the moon. Yelp: Bedbugs. Would never visit again.

How can it be invasive if there are no species to begin with?

space jews

>They’ll evolve solar panels to adapt to their environment.

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then the moon would probably be the 110th place they get kicked out of

fuck off you 8plebbit stormsucking shitbag. Water bears are /ourguys/

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Holy shit the bot are already here! (((They))) must nervous as fuck!

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Super Space Golems

shoo

kek

>an if all goes well for our microscopic life forms, and evolution runs its course, in perhaps a billion years or so the surface of the moon may be teeming with usury...

>Jews started life on Earth by putting tardigrades here

Actually kikes launching chemical weapons at Nazi moon base that shot down their last drone.

Waterbears are cute. Jews are not unless they get a ton of facial reconstruction.

Waterbears are tough and can survive the vacuum of space but not indefinitely. In a few years they will all be sadly dead.

Those poor little guys. They can survive for years but not forever. Imagine being abandoned on the moon.

The only thing Jews can do with their hands is operate a desktop printing calculator.
Everyone knows this.

>111th
Fixed it for you.

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It's one of the reasons people are studying them so closely. Imagine if someone could make their people resistant to radiation with a waterbear gene and crispr or something similar. Complete game changer.

Don't worry, when put into a vacuum they go into a standby shutdown more. They aren't sentient but even then they won't even be conscious. Oh and I was wrong, they will only "live" for about 10 days in a vacuum.

jannies need to ban these schizos spamming the same copypastas in every single fucking thread

12742
Earth diameter km
3474
Moon diameter km

R = 1
Asquare = 4
Acircle = 3.1416
4-3.1416 = 0.8584
0.8584/3.1416 = 0.273
3474/12742 = 0.273

How about moon takes 27.3 days to get around Earth too.

Look at the drawing to the left. It is a circle inscribed inside a square. The Earth and the Moon conform absolutely to this simplest of geometrical figures. Let us imagine that the green circle represents the Earth. If this was the case, then everything in the drawing that is not green and is shown in red, would represent the Moon.

The drawing is an expression of a mathematical fact. It represents the relationship between π (Pi) and the number 4. The symbol π appears time and again in mathematics and it has fascinated people for at least 6,000 years. π defines the relationship of the diameter of a circle to its circumference. The true definition of π cannot be discovered because it appears to go on forever.

The Ultimate Truth

The relationship of π and the number 4 throws up a number of ratios.

π + 0.366 of π = 4.

We could also express this as 27.322% of π added to π would equal 4.

The relationship of the Earth and the Moon throws up the same ratios.

Earth’s polar circumference, plus 0.366 of Earth’s polar circumference equals Earth and Moon size combined. As a result it would also be correct to say that the Moon is equal to 27.322% of the size of the polar Earth.

Oh yeah, a perfect eclipse too.

Who Built the Moon? Christopher Knight

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It's Frank, he's back. My pasta above isn't nigger tier and it's topic related.

You mean a Jewish Piano.

Will the Jew's fetish for mass immigration truly never be sated? Is the Earth not domain enough for the Talmud?

witnessed

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when did jews care about international law? they own the law

Nice.

Wait, they crashed another thing?

Didn't they just fail another moon mission a few months ago?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RABBI

Can you think of a single thing that Israel would be held responsible for?

OY VEY IT WAS PURE COINCIDENCE, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS HATE!

what if jews gave israeli citizienships to those tardigrades and spilled them on the moon on purpose because they'll live for years in some container without any food or light or water and then the israeli government will officially declare that the moon has been colonized by the immortal jewish cuck bugs so now it belongs to them permanently

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is that what a larval jew in the womb looks like?

With Jews invading the planet?

based schizo posters

Crashing the kingdom of God with no survivors.

The moon is not a planet

I’ll never check your math but I’ll choose to believe you

poor little fellas got stranded there in the 60's.
Theyll find them on mars soon.

>Someone else is going to colonize the moon before us
>lol no goy, not before our bioweapon gets there

>Now a team of scientists in Japan has sequenced their genomes, and finally shed some light on how they got so tough. It turns out tardigrades have developed a range of handy tools to help them avoid death time and time again - including a protein that acts as an in-built radiation shield for DNA.

>Even cooler, the researchers showed that, when incorporated into human cells, this radiation-blocking protein also reduced the damage to human DNA from X-rays by an impressive 40 percent.

>(An experiment last year showed that water bears can survive being totally dehydrated by turning into glass.)

>sciencealert.com/new-study-finally-reveals-how-water-bears-have-become-so-damn-indestructible

I thought Turkroachs were already radiation resistant

>would fugg again 8/10

The gahddamnd fuckin Jews are gonna get us kicked off the gaddamnd fucking moon.

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Threadly reminder that if you can't read it in their voices, you're an NPC.

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I'd probe the dark side of her moon and spill my seed of life all over her if you understand what I am saying.

Indeed.

Like every other crim they commit. Only the goyim should be punished.

My God...

Well fuck. I didn't think they could get any lower. FUCK. It's like they know their days are numbered, and they are about to be kicked out of a place AGAIN for the umpteenth time. So they are going to RUIN MY MOON by preparing to take that over
FUCK THEM

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Nothing, all if them are already dead. They can cocoon for a little while but yeah after that they dead cold

Your mom didn't complain

literally all fake

There is NOTHING that these fucking Kikes won't ruin.

Yes

They are the children of the devil. They are the spawn of satan.

Crashing the lunar module with all survivors

Only for Goys.

>the moon's surface is hit with cosmic radiation 25/7
>the tardigrades mutate
>25 years later
>Apollo 18 crew all massacred by GigaTard abominations

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