How many of you are actually autistic?

I wouldn’t be suprised if I was.

How about you?

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There is no chance in hell that I am autistic. I was pretty normal back in the day. IDK. Actually really popular, I would say. Just got depression at some point and politics was how I distracted myself from it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m popular and autistic

Or was

Popularity is fleeting. And tiring to maintain. Not my thing desu

I think I'm just a prick

In the most literal sense of the word, and it is unironically my superpower.

Weird
Same
Autism very dangerous
Be careful and smart user. Good too if possible

AssBurger checking in.
(See what I did there? American = Burger, play on Asperger's)

>I wouldn’t be suprised if I was.
>
>How about you?
I wouldn't be surprised if you were either.

Posting on Jow Forums means one is autistic

Welcome user

I tested at 39, the cut off for a normie is 34 or something. So I’m special.

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Highly likely
But not always
Some idiots around

Welcome user

KEK

youre definitely autistic writing like that. stop breaking to the next line every 2 words retard.

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Actually a chad.

not diagnosed but suspecting

You can be both

Kek
Kinda funny

According to this online test I'm Jow Forums's bridge between this place and the sleeping world.

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>Be me
>whitest guy in this thread
>6 ft 3
>blonde hair
>light blue eyes
>good looking (Women wont leave me alone constant complements and looks)
>Greek nose
>stronk square Jaw
>strong chin
>intelligent (read philosophy, history, religion, the occult, psychology-Jung, etc)
>no one matches my verbal intelligence and natural skill at debate
>fit (muscly but not chiselled, am generally good at sports and lift weights/go for jogs regularly)
>charismatic
>socially intelligent
>Entp (if you follow anything other than Jungian typology seriously you'r a faggot)
>might have ADD, if I do it was a necessary sacrifice for the creative energy's
>say every morning "damn I'm glad I'm white"

Ask away my students. Women, friends, charisma, at the end of the day they are all easy things. Of no value to so many because of their fundamental misunderstanding of them. I shall answer all questions in the effort of your improvement.

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Welcome user

Explain?

Test?

Post pic nigger

damn bro...how do i get like u??

They are not mutually exclusive
Just hard to be

I choose not to be.

rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

I remember I had like a "best friend" for so many years. Then I kind of just didn't really want to hang out with a bunch of people anymore. Didn't want to go out to bars and drink, and have the dumb conversations people have, and do all of the dumb shit. But I was still like "Oh yeah, best friend can totally come over and it'll be totally chill and cool, that's fine". So he came over and it was just me and him, and he was just like "Uhhhhh, this isn't that cool anymore". IDK, I always had a bunch of "friends" around before that, and without that "status" or whatever it's just not cool to people. They don't really want anything to do with you, even if you think they are your "best friend".

Sad but human nature.
And IDK way, I hate people who are engaged in that faggy popularity contest. I cringe at some of the dumb shit I said to get laughs and make people like me. Esp some of the retarded shit I said to girls to make them like me.

Would never want to go back to the late-teens, early-20s, insecure popularity contest. But then you grow up and notice how many fucking people are in their 30s and still involved in that shit. Or in their 40s. Or in their 50s. Still revolving their lives around it.

im getting retested right now,i still probably am tho

You sound autistic here

>just dox yourself nigger
That wouldn't be correct behaviour for the future Fuhrer - or at very least Aryan heroic in terms of the actual and artistic - now would it?

Depends what you are like now, how are you not like me?

Okay so tell me how an autist who doesn't understand social innuendo's could be a socially charismatic chad? I can somewhat see where you are coming from but it also seems like a reach.

Cheers m8.

Not a choice idiot
Although
You can still be social
And autistic
Again, not mutually exclusive
Not always

>rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Explain? I admit it was only in my teenage years with the hit of testosterone did I realise my own potential.

Lmao no. I was a summer camp counselor for the autistic/retarded. I was way more empathetic/sympathetic when I was a counselor. As I grew up I learned to dispise autists. Don't have problems with retards though.

>I cringe at some of the dumb shit I said to get laughs and make people like me. Esp some of the retarded shit I said to girls to make them like me.
And it is true what they say, when I hit my mid20s and stopped giving a fuck about any of that, and just started being sort-of-dickish, rude and selfish (but not really intentionally) women responded amazingly to it and loved me for it. Never did so well with women as I did after I stopped wanting anything to do with urbanite-metropolitan-hipster-social-fags.

It’s not
If you were what you were describing you’d know
You can do patterns
Social innuendos can be learned

I had Mercury Poisoning from my "Silver" dental fillings that are 50-55% Mercury. Have a Genius IQ and own two businesses.

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i'm autistic,what did i do to you

Kek
Always funny when autists try to act like they aren’t

>Okay so tell me how an autist who doesn't understand social innuendo's could be a socially charismatic chad? I can somewhat see where you are coming from but it also seems like a reach.
I can halfway answer this. Autistic people lack social intuition and skills due to their quirkiness and interests. This does not mean an autistic person cannot learn a systematic approach to interaction. Things like studying body language, conscious acknowledgement of expressions, not a subconscious one, etc.
Autists can even learn to carry on a good conversation and seem charming if they only learn a little psychology and play to egos, vanity, and give the right amount of aloofness.

I’m ADHD which mirrors many autism traits. And I’m oldpol.
>8 captchas to post in this thread

I wonder how much autism and extremely high iq go hand in hand

Any user know?

>You can do patterns
>Social innuendos can be learned
Sounds somewhat similar to my learning process as a teen. I see constant patterns. I would rationally think about the best approach but then I hit 15 and it just started to come naturally - not sure if I just learnt it well enough it became intuitive or it was just naturally intuitive.

>I stopped wanting anything to do with urbanite-metropolitan-hipster-social-fags
This is the best decision I've ever made. All of my friends in high school went down the rootless cosmopolitan route, and whenever I catch up with them I can't even believe what they've turned into. They're complete husks.

You can be anything you choose to be.

Omg
You are actually correct
Fuck you guys are autistic
Thought was just a meme

sometimes i inhale hotdogs

>I can halfway answer this. Autistic people lack social intuition and skills due to their quirkiness and interests. This does not mean an autistic person cannot learn a systematic approach to interaction. Things like studying body language, conscious acknowledgement of expressions, not a subconscious one, etc.
>Autists can even learn to carry on a good conversation and seem charming if they only learn a little psychology and play to egos, vanity, and give the right amount of aloofness.

What if my learning process was a mix of both? It's all intuitive charisma but at the same time I'm analysing all of my surroundings, finding patterns, projecting patterns and choosing the right path.

I don’t know if I’m autistic, adhd, or just a brain let. I basically have to socialize manually or else my life would spiral into a complete mess which has happened many times. Honestly I have a hard time reading inbetween the lines, and picking up on social ques. socializing” just feels so fucking cryptic.

>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fuck off, autist

Where do you live? I’m in Melbourne let’s meet up and suck each other off? Just kidding but seriously where are you? I’m new to melb and women here suck but still friendlier than the wrst.

Yes, high IQ and autism is ~40% more correlated than neurotypical people. I want to stress that correlation =/= causation.

Nice
But yes
They hate non slide threads

Officially diagnosed baby.

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>hotdogs

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Welcome user

Well it’s a vast spectrum

there other symptoms,are you a person of habit?do you lack empathy?do you take few but very strong interest in things?

Underrated

>This does not mean an autistic person cannot learn a systematic approach to interaction
I think of it like learning to drive manual instead of automatic. It might be a little rough at first, but once you get the hang of it you can start to recognize patterns and respond to certain cues.

I was diagnosed with aspergers syndrome. Now some psycologists have gotten rid of that name and now just call it autism.

avoidant personality disorder not autism.

sadly me to,altho im getting retested

You just have to have good looks when you got autism to also be a chad.

It's not called the Austism Spectrum for nothing. Most of what we acknowledge as autistic are the more extreme cases. This is maybe when pattern recognition, face blindness, and lack of social intuition is taken to their extremes. The so called "male brain extreme" by experts in the field.
At any rate, you could be mildly autistic, I may too. I really don't care, because it doesn't change anything about what I've done to get where I am and what I can do.

Ok since I got actual autists are here
Think about this
Is Shia LaBeueff autistic?
Is that why he was chosen?

What if I told you that normal people actually use emojis, and it's only on autist boards like Jow Forums where they are really frowned upon?
SRS, this is true, that's why they build them into your iPhones and shit, and on your AOL instant messenger.

Grew up in Newcastle but moved to Sydney as teen. Not a Sydneyfag and occasionally you meet true Aussies. Still there are quite a few university hoes but you often get the typical attractive blonde Australian woman (especially in Newcastle). From my experience they're very desperate given the economic separation of white men and women. Mostly if you aren't a shy cunt you just approach women at the state library or the botanical gardens and you hit it off. But if you'r not good looking and charismatic like me your standards would have to drop. Tell me about Melb women...

Yes now pls stop bully Jow Forums.

I'd say I'm more of a sperg.

>T. aboriginal

>normal people actually use emojis
Women use emojis, but women aren't people

Welcome user

My stupid brother in law
Sister is at the end of her rope dealing with his million idiosyncrasies and habits
The main thing I hate about him is how he smacks his food and chews with his mouth open, and shuffles his fucking feet everywhere because he's flatfooted
She only married him because he had insurance

Well I got the good looks but I don't think I am autistic just likely ADD(self-diagnosed baby). Still if you misunderstand social protocol then women will give up eventually.

I don't really struggle in social situations anymore. Maybe as an early teen but I became full chad. When did you learn social charisma? Honestly best piece of advice I found was just be confident and don't give a fuck what the woman thinks.