Imagine being american

cope

I worked in a Chinese zoo once. They needed someone to pretend to be a gorilla for a few days while they were waiting for their real one to be transported. Since I am an anglo, I fit the bill naturally. So they gave me a gorilla suit and told me to act like an American.

The first day I was too afraid to move, in case the imperfections on the suit would show. But as I grew bored, I started to walk around. That's when I noticed the audience staring with interest. My ego was bolstered by this so I started to do typical american stuff like chimping out, swinging by a rope, running mindlessly around and so on to an even more ecstatic crowd.

But on the last day I accidentally slipped while doing a huge swing and broke through the fragile cell wall into the next, where a starved gray wolf was. It snarled at me and started to draw closer. Seeing no way to escape, I panicked and broke character and yelled "Help! "Help!"

Then the wolf lounged at me and whispered "quiet mate, or you'll get us all fired!"

that is some serious improvements? What is happening? Is Ivan shutting down the slaughter because he needs them for the meat grinder war with the German Franco EU cancer?

How can people be stupid enough to fall for these divide and conquer threads?

SAGE

Pointless discussions that achieve nothing

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Huh

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They killed everyone.

>that is some serious improvements?

Yes >What is happening?

Normalization after the crash of the USSR you dummy.

It's what happens when you are no longer ruled by a foreign elite
The US now has a higher suicide rate then Russia

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Putin, literally.

kek you cant kill all the gopniks
yes I know just pulling your chain Russki. Fuck the commies and fuck the kikes that turned Russia into a shithole. You are recovering though.
yep cant wait for this to happen to Denmark through the EU faggots.

Not a clue what could underly these patterns.

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Heres a comparison of similar cities by population New York and Moscow

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Russia also has ended it's demographic decline

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>what is banter
mfw

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For the retards who claim this birthrate is from Muslim republics

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And last but not least, life expectancy

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Is it the socioeconomic inequality caused by white supremacy, goy?

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Thank you.

>Siberia actualy more than 30% slav
It's more than i thought, did you guys removed local asians or something?

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Shill harder

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The area was almost empty.
There is too bad weather there to live like an aboriginal.

Siberia was unlivable until more modern tech allowed for mass settlements, it was just a buch of small tribes who never numbered more then a couple 100k
Russians in Siberia are some of the purest you can find since they were settled there by the Empire, which is probably why it was overwhelmingly on the side of the White army (there is a joke from a Russian nationalist that God punished Western Russians with WW2 and spared Siberians because they fought against Bolshevism)

>literally all third worlders

How predictable.

Romania is second world you dunce

DELET

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edition.cnn.com/2018/04/23/health/gun-deaths-in-men-by-state-study/index.html
>Compared with white men, the researchers found that black men experienced 27 more firearm homicides per 100,000 people annually nationwide (29.12 for black men vs. 2.1 for white men).
Germany is 0,9 so whites a suprising close to europe level. Nigs kill themselve with gun and fuck up the entire statistic.

The entire gun debate is base on "sweet" data

SAY IT WITH MY NOW
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Practicing for the upcoming invasion of Karelia, probably.

sub 80 IQ and firearms are either; desirable or awful, depends on perspective

lol

fucking kek

Make sense.

The chans, where Americans are known talk shit againt's the rest of the world go pikachu_face when the rest of the world shit talk them back
>l-liteeraly o-o-obsessed
potery

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hey ya fucking kike. zip it.

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thats fucking based

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t. gay baguette eating coward
The difference between us and you is that we're right, and you're wrong.
Also

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Mutt coping: the thread

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2012 = outdated data
Sa te futa tiganii!

A police chief once told me, if you ever see a huge inexplicable drop in crime rates, it's almost always because they have changed the way they are taking statistics. Usually for political reasons

The US collapsing would be the greatest gift to the world, you faggots are the primary enablers and root cause of nearly everything that has gone to shit for the past 80 years, inhereting the plight of the pozzening from the UK (which also will go into the shitter, and that is a good thing).

This. Holy shit I swear to god these guys never know anything about the US.

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Imagine being from Thailand and still being too dumb to recognize a civil war when you see one.

Fuck off Vee you mongoloid

(you)

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Russia now is pretty safe, to be honest. I think It's safer than a lot of places in western europe or america. I live in the region with population about 2 million people and there were a bit more than a hundred murders in 2018. It's probably less than in chicago only per month. But again I felt absolutely safe being in mississippi, which is one of most criminal states in usa according to this map.

>imagine being a sovereign country that allows you to express yourself and defend yourself and take care for the things you love
as fucked up as burgerland is at least they have some degree of freedom