Dated a marine

Unironically engine fumes and cheap perfume

Tbh i didnt even give a shit about whatever she did, i dated her before she enlisted and only stayed out of being too nice to dump her

We got into an argument i dont remember why tho

Can I have your girlfriend?

is her name Danielle?

Yeah she only ever talked about the most fucked up shit they had to do like running up a hill in full kit while they pepper sprayed them

You dont want her mate

Nah catrianna

She looks like a dike. I’d still fuck her cuz it would be kinda like a fucking a man. It would be like a homo thing without being homo, like a role play. But I wouldn’t date her, wtf is wrong with you. Get a nice sweet girl next time user.

Who was dominant in your relatoinship?

Lol i started dating her cuz i was on that "i want poon without the girl issues" kick but turns out that i got crazy bitch issues

Tell more about the stabbing, if you're going to blog do it right.

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Are you female?

I was usually but she tried to "challenge" me a lot

Fag

No big ol' hunk of man

In that case can I be your girlfriend

Why you couldnt just accept her as dominating gf?

Funny thing is, I’m dumb enough to try to be with someone like that, even after everybody says she’s a psycho. I think I like the drama or something.

> Dated a marine boy
fixed it for you user.

Aside from the stabbing sounds sorta fun.

>fucking women makes you a fag

Found the homo.

>came home to our appartment one day
>she said i was out being "irresponsible" with my buds
>i told her to shove it and that she should have a problem with it
>pulled a knife
>i called bluff
>got a good stab in the arm/hand

yellow teeth, gross

Woaahhhhh thats flattering

She caught the legendary sockeye salmon in Red Dead Redemption 2.

Im a guy its in my nature, plus her trying to over power me was hawt

Got anymore pics of her?

On fucking god i had every single one of my friends tell me not to do it

Tits or gtfo

She was fresh outa boot that day lol

Aside from the gay part
the stabbing sounds kinda fun
(if she did it for the right reasons ofc)

Well, I always think it’s best to learn for yourself anyway.

Tbh i fuckin wish the text convo i had them in got deleted, i would ask for more but ya know she aint talkin to me

when you think about it, women & fags are really not masculine, that's pretty gay, but a real man?rock hard cock, burying your face into his chest?
pretty based desu

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>Dating dominant gf without being into role reversal relationship
That's just stupid

Reported

Tom Nook will buy that baby off your hands for 3k bells.

Bro i didnt date her because i wanted that hot mommy gf i dated her because i jist find tomboys cute

Why don't you admit that she dominated you so you made up all these lies about her to cover your unmanliness?

Why she wanted to watch your friend fucking you? Was she female version of cuckold?

you'll never defeat GOD! NEVER

1.) Did she ever hint around with the idea of pegging?
2.) Did she shave her puss?
3.) How was the puss?
4.) What did she taste like? (Kinda looks like she’s always be sweaty or musky)

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Lmao we've had some wild nights but all of this is true

No clue what her idea was i didnt ask

Here you go sir

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How did you find out about it then?

clever girl

Had a friend whose wife stabbed him. He stayed with her. She later made crazy claims against him to the cops.
He lost his guns. lost his kid. He was in charge of computer security at a national bank, the ATM network went down, because of his personal stress he had heated words with his boss and lost his job.
Last I saw him he was selling light fittings at our version of Home Depot.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

If there is one Red Pill you must understand, it is this.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

>Dating tomboy gf
>Wtf why she is so masculine?

Great tits

Nice, I love a good pair tits.

She joked about it but i never even entertained it

Mostly

Always tight because she was 5'1 100lbs and worked out every day

Tbh tasted fuckin nice, no hint of "that" taste

Would like to see tits, and pubes. Armpits if possible.

Friend who she contacted told me

based aussie

What’s “that” taste?

The post says it, shes a marine

What did her snapper taste like?

Hmmmmmm no this is just a question thread not a nudes thread

You should have dressed up as those marine corps boot camp instructors and screamed at her to get out of bed and suck your dick.

You ever eat pussy before?

why is the fish photoshopped?

Reported for reporting your reporting.
How Meta can we get?

Damn wish i thought about that

Fuclin nice actually

I mean woman cant be tomboy for no reason

It isnt lmao, have you never seen a snapper?

How was she allowed to be a marine when she clearly couldn't pass the same physical assessment testing the men do?

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>Dating a wookie
>Had a bad time
Glad you learned your lesson

Well freshly caught snapper always tastes nice. What about her pussy?

>marine
>with those arms and legs
can't wait to lose the next war

99% of wooks are either sluts, crazy, or both. 1% are legit but just made a detour to cure some daddy issues for a few years.

Diversity is our strength. It made her strong enough.

I think it's because they went easy, she says its because shes small so she has less to carry

Not Reddit. Fuck off.

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>She joked about pegging but i never even entertained it
That’s gonna be a no for me chief

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Pregnant base bike is a MOS. They are vital to our war effort.

Like the snapper lmao

What is her home address and phone number?

Hmmmmmm no

They went easy.
Guns and ammo don't shrink. Being small makes it harder.

Bruh dont tempt me

Something fishy about that comment.

Yeah thats what i was thinking

>only stayed out of being too nice
you mean because you were too much of a pussy bitch
you're not actually delusional, right?

on the pic..that's a dude.

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no one gives a fuck about your pathetic life faggot

Nah this was a bit ago and back then i was *super* worried about hurting people and i didnt want to hurt her so i just let the relationship die out