I'll start with our brothers from the south: France
RED: Socialist nation that loves going on strike
WHITE: Surrender
BLUE: The eye color they wish they had but they dont because they are meds
ITT: REAL FLAG DESCRIPTION OF OTHER NATIONS
Jack Moore
Liam Butler
I do the Belgium now:
>Black: Black Chocolate
>Yellow: Yellow Chocolate
>Red: Red Chocolate
Julian Thompson
Belgium:
Brown: colour of shit like the country
Yellow: colour of piss like the country
Red: colour of blood from all the times they got raped by invasions
Julian Scott
Belgium flag looks like a french flag after a nigger shitted and pissed on it.
Cameron Hernandez
Belgium: Same as France but it pissed itself while surrendering.
David Green
im afraid you got it all wrong:
black: the color of the hands our Leopold cut in congo
yellow: the gold mines we had in congo
red: the blood of our Dutch brothers to the north that we seceeded from in 1830 after wooping their ass
Josiah Brooks
CANADA:
canadians saw peruvian civilization and wanted to copy it, but felt it was too cool to have a nice flag with a classy coat of arms so they added a leaf instead.
Connor Hughes
Why even have a flag when you're not a real country
Michael Morales
nice
Christopher Hall
Even african tribes needed less help for their independance.
Isaac Thomas
Less salt with my fries please.
Justin Young
>The Dutch army invaded Belgium on 2 August 1831 and defeated Belgian forces in several battles over the course of the next few days, advancing deep into Belgian territory. >On 8 August, the Belgian government appealed to France for military support.
>The French agreed to send reinforcements to assist the Belgians under Marshal Étienne Gérard.
>Rather than fight the French, the Dutch withdrew from Belgium without achieving their objectives.
>In November 1832, the French besieged and captured Antwerp, the last Dutch stronghold in Belgium, effectively ending the military confrontation between the Dutch and Belgians.
Nicholas Martinez
NETHERLANDS:
RED: the color of your toes after walking in wooden shoes all day
WHITE: color of bad quality gouda
BLUE: da be dee da be daa
Noah Ward
vrai et basé
Kevin James
could you guys invade us again and clear our big cities of the sarrassins as well? we would be very grateful and shall give you 185 tons of chocolate and 2 thousand waffles.
Levi Taylor
Why is that every belgian I've ever met was a nice guy who happened to be based and redpilled, but you country is still the most invaded in all of Europe?
Luis Powell
This time is over, now we are all good goys and prey the ((EU))
Jonathan Reyes
USA
50 stars: % of white people in the country
RED: color of your toilet after eating too much Taco Bell
WHITE: representing the good old days where Americans were white
BLUE: the color of the party that will be in power soon
Austin Hernandez
We're talking about the country whose capital is litteraly the headstate of EU
Jackson Carter
Our King Philippe I currently lives in the city that rules over 700 million Europeans, we are masters of 7D chess.
In the year 2452 we will conquer the world. Screenshot this and put it in a time capsule. Just wait.
Jack Gray
UNITED KINGDOM
RED: the color of your skin when you go in the sun in Magaluf
WHITE: one of the last white countries in Europe
BLUE: Britannia rules the waves