Niggers of the Sky

How do we combat this new menace?

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if your dog can be killed by a seagull it's not a dog

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This. I would fucking piss myself if a seagull flew down and just took some cunts chihuahua off into the sky.

Imagine if they took a Paki baby, they'd soon bring it back.

Have you tried offering your women to the seagulls yet

dog collars that read:
"do not eat me"
worked for the rapes, right?

My Jack Russell was attacked by several the other day, i shouted at them but I couldn't get them off her. They're vicious, intelligent and huge.
the council and police won't do anything and im scared to leave my house.

If only there was some sort of contraption of wood and steel that you held with both hands and point at things you wanted to destroy and the contraption would propel little bits of steel very very fast where it was pointing

Could be handy

You bend over, spread your anus, and welcome these new Britons onto your beaches.

You got it all wrong you need to train these birds to attack only niggers,then people will hopefully start killing birds,and bam two birds one atone

Seagulls are fucking based animals.
I remember feeding them as a kid. They are intelligent birds

They are the white people of the sky.
They have lived here for many thousands of years, but then humans fucked up their environment.
And what did they do?
Did they leave to go to another place?
No, the proud seagull adapted - just as white people adapted to harsh winters.
Now they are hunting dogs and pigeons.
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And humans are next.
The seagull does not allow himself to get replaced.
And if we had any sense we would follow his example.

#NotAllGulls
#BirdLivesMatter

>‘I heard one of the mums say “why did you do that in front of my child?” and he said “it’s vermin, you should teach your children about vermin”.

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Feed them effervescent tablets.

>"The Seagull Council of Britain have responded to the attacks by urging the government to pass new anti-seagull hate laws."

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>It's vermin, you should teach your children about vermin.

Based

How big of a bitch do you have to be to fear waterfowl?

Where I live we have bald eagles around and they will do precisely that to little dogs. One in my neighborhood took a chihuahua out of my neighbors yard and up to a tree and you could hear it yipping as the the eagle ripped it up to feed to the chicks

Remember he's British user.

Most birds have trouble digesting sugar

Underrated

he was right

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He can still beat the fuckers with his purse.

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Just like niggers you should not feed them.
You see some idiots in town centres throwing them scraps of food.
Just like with niggers they will not reciprocate your kindness they will only be back to demand more and before you know it their whole crew will be flying down to flex on you.

This

I could care less about that rat that got killed the useless mutt

birds were her first

Not without a loicence, mate.

all i can imagine is the burning, seething hatred flowing through my body as a flock of feathery fucking pigeons try to fucking kill my pal

i swear to god i would grab them by the neck and twist as fast as i could if some birds came after my dog, if i could even catch them that is.

FREE BAZ FUCKING NOW!

What the fuck is wrong with your country?

>muh eagles

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Based freedom bird hates Mexicans too

>The virgin seagull, sometimes catches food, works very hard for it, must fight it to the death to survive

>THE CHAD PELICAN:

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Seagulls are the alphas of the bird world. If you try to feed pigeons they eat for a bit until the crows take over until the seagulls take over.

Based eagle defending native lands from Mexican rats.

I would say a bb gun, but you might go to jail.

This is directly caused by an overbearing nanny state, have fun with it.

Alpha as fuck

Jesus christ, imagine being as cucked as britain. Being invaded by rats with wings and there isnt a thing they can do to stop it. Cowering in their welfare flates incase a birb steals their chips. Haha fuck me i thought we had problems.

Oh c'mon, what self-respecting seagull would take a Limey slag for any purpose?

can confirm, my dog would fuck that seagull up

Import a few surplus gepard AA guns from Germany and go to town

I can catch a seagull with a slice of bread. Imagine what I can do with a loaf of bread. Bring it on.

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If seagulls killed my dog, best believe I'd be killing dozens a day.

Based and norf-pilled

There's a John Wick in the UK, somewhere.

Wait for the news story of the manhunt for a suspect suspected of killing hundreds of sea gulls

Seagulls are getting bigger and stronger. Some seagulls now kill pidgeons.
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They're not ducks.

They're seagulls of peace britbong, don't be such a bigot.

this lmao, based seaBROS taking out the weak

for some reason in the US they decided to make fucking seagulls a protected species. I just want to sit out on my pier with a 12 gauge and a handfull of scrap bread and let the fun begin

I hope more is done to tackle the issues. These poor seagulls shouldn't have to face such hate.

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Seagulls are just chads. Taking little purse cuckold dog breeds and dropping them onto the rocks. Most likely don't even eat them as they are most likely poz loaded from being dominated by pitbull breeds.

Notice how you don't see any articles about these seaguls taking alpha cats. They fear the apex predator.

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Wind turbines, they are shit with turbines. Twice now I have seen flocks fly straight into the whirling blades, on both occasions the turbine won.

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BB guns arent good for attacking birds. A small spray bottle would work maybe put a little bit of vinegar in it mixed with the water. You wouldnt want it to be anything that can hurt the animals they attacking just run em off. Bout any animal is afraid of getting sprayed in the face with a stream of water and a little vinigar for smell would only make it more effective.

That man was Welsh

Did you try that on Tyron last night when he was being a little to rough with your anus?

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It's some meme right?

gotta love the effects of climate change. You fucked with the wrong species motherfucker

>Take stick
>Hit birds when they get close
>Go to prison for 10 years for not having a bird whacking loisence

Chips and a tennis racket?

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The second part yes.

When Muslims do obvious outrageous violent things against the Euro natives like clockwork there is an article about how we need to combat Islamophobia and how its dangerous as a damage control to keep up the charade of importing more muslims to oppress and kill the native European population. Quintessential victim blaming.

Welcome to Jow Forums

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Put razor blades in some chips and leave it at the beach.

#NotAllGulls

how about dont do it in front of cops.
if there are normies around then flee the scene.
niggers can get away with crimes so can you. not that hard.

Crows are infinitely more based than Seagulls. I know farmers don't like them but at least you don't get assaulted by them for handouts like niggulls

bud and I were shooting skeet over the river one weekend and those rats kept flying through our line, we left after there was six or so dead in the water next to us

$1000 a pop fine or something in california but i hate the fuckers

>gullhammad
Nice

Just put some rat poison in food and give it to the birds. Should do the trick in a week for all of those little shits.

Based seagulls doing God’s work

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my dog when he was a pup fit my hand he is a jack Russel x king charles and was the runt of the litter.

just be thankful they're not emus

Top Kek.

Swans are the true chads though.

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> Doggo gets killed by seagulls
> Goes back a week or two later to let their toddler get attack by the seagulls

How stupid can you be?

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Foolish skin beasts. The avian state will rule the world. Galah ackbar!

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just be thankful they're not emus. we warned you cunts

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It was their back yard tho

We had a choice between importing Muslims or importing Emus. I'm still not sure we made the right choice.

If you give them a few aspirin they explode.

Unfathomably based.

>Nets
>Feeder platforms with contact glue
>LSD laced feed

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THE BONG FEARS THE GULL. Absolutely based. Gulls strafe England! It's the Battle of Britain all over again! Kill 'em all, give 'em hell! Blessed based birds. Genocide Anglos, Hail Hitler.

Russia. Claim asylum in Russia. If your being harassed by flying objects Russia will stop it. Just ask isis.

>ou could hear it yipping as the the eagle ripped it up to feed to the chicks

I CAME

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I guarantee you would die as well. If a flock of seagulls attacked you, you would run far away, you could run all night and day, but you wouldn't get away.

burn!

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Based and newwavepilled

>he had to pay a victim surchage
Wtf the dead bird going to do with the money?

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user needs to go on a mass gull killing spree next time.

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You can make quite literally a shit storm with seagulls.

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I would punch every seagull in the face

are these seagulls or storm birds? storm birds are a kind of eagle in north europe

Are cyclists /ourguys/ now?

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>britain swarming with flocks of rabid chihuahua eating seagulls
>still no footage of thot screaming as her furbaby gets swept off to its fate
is this cause of jewtube's new monetization bullshit? because I've been looking for something like this for years and have yet to see anything satisfactory.

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This

Fuggen LOL