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Fuck off ted this is my general.
Vote for Tim lads.
>be Neo-Luddite
>be addicted to the internet
How will brainleTed ever recover?
mouse babe is looking out for timmy
>Thousands of people report being victims of vicious gulls each week — and the problem is so common, town councils are appointing specialist gull control officers.
Anyone up for joining me Gull Control Unit?
Does Timmy have any experience with seagulls?
RNHS, da invy of da wurld!
>norf approved
he will put a stop to terrorist builders ruining our country side
Looks like he's eaten a few.
>Shitskins
Genuinely starting to hate 'em, lads.
I just masturbated on the cross of Jesus Christ.
Cum in my mouth.
Our day will come lads
>"The Seagull Council of Britain have responded to the attacks by urging the government to pass new anti-seagull hate speech laws."
Reminder to never forget the 1400 gorillion girls turned into kebabs.
seagulls nabbed me nan
>I'm asking you to shut them down and take the tower off them today
Eat shit fenian scum
FOR GOD AND ULSTER
extremely immoral and blasphemous
This is how you fucking do it
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>those kebabs were subsequently eaten by seagulls, who now have a taste for human flesh
Reminder that 77th Brigade niggers are all over this thread, watch your words boys
>attacked by seagull
need to visit this place and see the people who can't defend
is seagull posting the new GCHQ "content injection"
So is GCHQ and MI5.
The tories really need to sort their Seagullphobia problem.
they're more likely to be stoking up the flames and posing as
>le ebil white nationalist
as a pretence for shutting down brit/pol/ at the DNS level
but hey, the pay is good ;;;;;;;;;^)
Muslims run GCHQ and MI5, that is a fact as I work for them. Our ultimate goal is to turn everyone into kebabs. How does that make you feel /brit/pol/??? How does it feel knowing you are powerless to stop this happening?
Fuck muzzies and their state enablers.
Fuck off you paki before I stab you.
deploys the SAS
It is us that will be fucking YOU you dirty kaffir.
>he doesnt know that whites are secretly arming and training en masse
we are going to watch the niggers rampage and destroy the cities and all your mudslime brothers from afar then cleanup with US military afterwards
cope
>Threatening violence against a minority group
Another retarded kaffir falls for our old tricks again. I will be sure to put you in a prison with as many muslims as possible
FUCKING RACIST NAZI SCUM
Are you going to jihad me for posting this rare abe?
kekekekek, we know what you kaffirs are doing, you are mostly turning into mindless consumers, all of these organisations are MI5 honeypots or pressure valves. We have already won.
Based.
Ireland will sink to the bottom of the sea.
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No, you're just going to get killed instead. You, personally, will be run over and killed.
absolutely wrong, mudskins are not capable of proper intelligence manoeuvres which is why we are already armed and prepared for what is to come
you should return to your home country if you want to keep your life
Why the fuck are they "modernizing" the big ben?
why is everyone replying to the shit bait
fuck me this thread is shit
>you are mostly turning into mindless consumers,
LOL this is bait. I'm in croydon rn and every single paki I see is drooling in the window of footlocker m8
your religion holds you back. if you didn't spend 5 times a day praying and getting blown to shit by our jets, you might have conquered Israel by now. Imagine the shame of being a Muslim and having the Eternal Jew set up a country right in the middle of your territory. Absolute cucks.
kekekekek. Muslims have assault rifles hidden in mosques, what do you have?
Nothing will happen you kaffir, the whole state apparatus is on our side, all nationalist movements are controlled by the state.
Britain will fall, kekekekek
>kekekeke
Yh ngl I cbf to reply to MSN tier bait
Why do you enjoy suicide bombing people so much? Do you think it's funny?
we have multiple contracts with US mil + PMCs in place with event steering assets for urban areas
we have more drones than you have assault rifles and we have tactical/strategic ground advantage
This is what the nu-anglo is best at...coping. Look around you kaffir, while you shitpost, we make real gains in all realms of political influence. Tommeh is our man and he only adds to the noise and confusion.
bruh moment
you are living in the urban bubble my brown friend. all the military bases are in the countryside for a reason.
you are essentially walled in, checkmated from the start- this is by design.
nah i'm good. after Brexit when the bennies dry up, all the Muslims are going to fuck off anyway.
Make yourself some use and bomb manchester again achmed.
That is old tactics
No you don't every muslim has the spirit of jihad within them, the same cannot be said for white cucks and other non-white kaffir.
Point me to the verse in the Koran that says you can't like Ariane Grande and that you have to take over the local taxi business? Why can't you answer these withering intellectual critiques?
>8ch still not up
I am a mid ranking military officer, I know much more than you do kaffir
c o p e
>literally incitement to violence
Hope you enjoy praying to allah, because thats just what you'll be doing in prison if you want to get fed our halal meat
>I am a mid ranking military officer
sure you are x
Do you think we will see a big war in our lifetimes like world war big
>I am a mid ranking military officer
Sounds like a LARP
Doubt it
Ariane Grande is slut and a whore and we were simply doing a service to the nation by showing young british girls the dangers of falling into this slutdom, why do you envy our ability to monopolise the taxi services user?
Good
>I-I know more than you!
lel shook
alla wont save you mahhamed muhmood
The kaffir just cannot comprehend our stranglehold on the state apparatus, the kaffir fails to realise that we as a religious body were making crucial manoeuvres while he was shitposting on the chans.
Victory for us is assured.
they can shut down hotwheels but they can't shut down pube?
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>Ariane Grande is slut and a whore and we were simply doing a service to the nation by showing young british girls the dangers of falling into this slutdom
How does you killing children by blowing yourself up demostrate that? Are you a bit mentally retarded?
Thoughts on Brenton Tarrant?
>why do you envy
haha, you revealed yourself at last. sweet larp whilst it lasted, but you couldn't help but fall into your cringey sayings.
>t.PakiVPNendpointer
Haha you faggot, your kind are not welcome here fuckoff you pakimuziwogs
obvious shitposter is obvious
fuckin seagull attacked me a while back lads, little shite came right up to me and pecked me for me donut
didnt think the problem was that bad lads wish i knocked the little bastard out now would be gutted if it went on and killed someone
because we are on Jow Forums
fucking Jow Forums argggg
regroup on endchan ffs, its basically an 8ch clone
Any news on the identity of the TEEN who threw that kid off a balcony?
One of our best operations, we disarmed the kaffir while simultaneously radicalising more muslimwaffen
why do you envy my turn of phrase
Its all a shitpost...until its not
Yandex gone down?
Hate has no place in modern Britain.
>your kind are not welcome here fuckoff you pakimuziwogs
stfu newfag
>why do you envy
Fuck off Eddie you bellend.
>sounds like a larp
fffs are you literally 5 years old
the media aren't sperging out about how a white kid threw a child off the balcony, so shitskin confirmed.
Look up 'Coulter's Law'.
>tfw no anti-semite paki gf
Only hate of the kaffir is valid.
I kinda like it here.
The collective IQ is much lower here but everyone is a bit more welcoming and the ratio of shills and people who have been driven insane by shills is way lower.
When in the Course of avian events it becomes necessary for one flock to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the air, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of birdkind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all seagulls are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of fish and chips. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among birds, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the seagulls to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
nice1
name the 5 pillars of islam
who is the big boss william here anyway?
Might it be worth electing Corbyn after November just to piss of the Jews?
It's looks as if Bojo is going to be even worse on immigration than May so what's the point in even voting conservative?
taxis
kebabs
raping kids
driving cars into people
smelling bad