Brit/pol/: Gull F.C Edition

>strap on

They the Seagull bring in high earnings without work. One of these days I’ll sweep away this outrage and nationalize all fish and chip corporations.

GIMME YOUR FOOD NIGGER

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>Bardsea Bird Sanctuary hit back at the calls from Mr Woodcock, saying: "You're right John they are the menace.
>"They are kicking people to death and running them down in cars.
>"I once saw a full throw a human into a wind turbine on Tesco car park. "I think it maybe time you move on John you just gave a massive thumbs up to the dross that have been shooting kicking and running down these birds. Nice click bait."

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absolute unit

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What's this about the Tate Museum that's been filling our headlines?
foxnews.com/world/tate-modern-child-thrown-fractured-spine
The kid thrown off the roof was French; the teenager who threw him was of "British nationality." What does that mean, Brits? Was this an Anglo-Saxon vs. Frog chimpout?

tim, you don't look so good...

"""nationality"""

Was it some Eritrean "refugee?"

The description was a "17 year old white male" with a "big messy black beard".

We don't know who the attacker was. He isn't an adult so the media can't release his name.

>herpes outbreak
Tim has unironically had sex.

Yeah lad, it's Waterloo pt. 2

how? wtf I haven't even had sex and I'm in decent shape

>"British nationailty".
I think you know what that means.

Do you even have a solo guitarist career with your teddy? Bitches love teddies.

I don't think he gets it consentually tbf

'es frum yaaksha, obviously lad!

BoJo Brexit means BoJo Brexit!

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oral herpes you can get from a kiss from your mother its not especially that uncommon

all though he probally was in better shape when he was younger considering he seems to have enough money to do fuck all and live in a reasonably sized house in the home counties

Same, but it's because I have shit social skills.

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Why does it have gull fc on its beak though?
It doesn't look right. Just put gull fc in black on its chest.

Timmy seems even more unstable than usual today. 23:35 onwards: youtube.com/watch?v=jDKg_Bf8AeU

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Is this what happens to the souls of football hooligans when the die?

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seagal

>Why does it have gull fc on its beak though?
because it's red.

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he gets bennies

So, he was a hipster?

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In the future, I'll one day wonder why I have so many stories about seagulls capped.

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>He isn't an adult
they've already admitted he has a full beard
he's probly a muzzie, one of the nasty ones pretending to be a teen

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He doesn't at all lad, the reason why he's a meme is because he's literally completely and utterly insane.

The other day he was clicking Google maps street view and accidentally clicked too far, and then he said 'oh someone's hacking this again.'

Just saw a furry in town lads

Probably one of those child refugees we brought in.

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"British nationality": I don't know what to think. Sometimes the media presents British nationality as meaning nothing more than possessing a British passport. Other times British nationalists are said to be threatening EU stability by refusing to transfer wealth from Britain to Brussels. I don't know what to make of "British nationality" in a criminal context.

Anyone know where brit/pol/ discord is?

I saw one a little while ago, he was in incognito mode though. He was just wearing a t shirt with a fursuit ordering website on it.

OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FAR DAT FISH AND CHIP????

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Discord is for nonces

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Soon they will join them in the halls of Valhalla.

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What a progressive channel
youtube.com/channel/UCGVfektAXlCjoMy70ftQBkA

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Bongs don't say "DAT", it is a nigger accent.

It has zero meaning. The number of times I've been lured in by a headline reading 'British man killed..... in bangladesh' and then some story about being trampled by cows or being beheaded or whatever.

Bazza and Gazza devise a devious method of claiming extra benefits.

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>possessing a British passport

That's literally all it means. This pedophile, for example, is a British national:

youtube.com/watch?v=nMhevZE4k2Q

Come at me you feathery fuck.

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Based Michael Buerk.

news.sky.com/story/amp/michael-buerk-let-obese-people-die-early-to-save-nhs-money-11778620

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sorry about that, just came from a nigger hate thread

this will definitely make people turn

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‘ate em

Bong seagulls ARE niggers now that i think about it

I watched a life doll documentary and theres a guy in jersey that walks about with his in real life. That furry should not have shocked you

>Alright mate?

Cthulhu gull will summon horrors that go beyond human imagination!

don't let them get any advanced sock technology
every sock must do its duty

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> to stop the country being overpopulated
Why do you still allow immigration, then, if the country is overpopulated?

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a rare sight
what's the seagull forecast today?

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The fact that he was wearing obscure paraphernalia was more disturbing than an actual fursuit.
The notion of someone buying a websites t shirt because its fur related was a level I wasnt prepared for.

>This isn't even my final form.

also retirement funds

I remember when Buerk made a documentary bashing feminism before it was cool.

Yeah that’s phil.

>the halls of valhalla
No
>the stalls of Hillsborough
>with the 96 fallen heros

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potently progressive

>watching Hansen vs Predators

It's finally raining too. what are you up to?

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This is the one:
youtube.com/watch?v=kq0d5E0Ovm0

Cry everytime I go to greggs thinking of the hillsborougcaust.

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I'M CALLING YOU OUT HANSON

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youtu.be/RJ4q3_mMERo

Shane Brannigan > Hansen

Why don't you just shoot me?

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Cheers lad, will watch in a bit.

If I ever see a seagull in greggs, I'll bash his head in for the NORF.

The vigilantes are always funnier. Apparently Hansen has a net worth of 10k now and lives with his elderly mother.

>youtube.com/watch?v=HWI9tU6x3-0
>20 seconds in

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This is why.

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>a positive factor on our culture
>taking cues from other cultures
What a mong.

is this real? looks like one of those alien goo pods i used to get as a kid.

bix nood mudafugga

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>Luv a noice fit slag me

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Who is ngubu?

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Who the fuck is this guy and why do I keep seeing him pictures of him not wearing trousers?

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Goal scoring genius
Bellend by his toes
Scoring all the goals

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>being this new
Jow Forums retards