POLICE!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!! WE’RE SEIZING ALL OF YOUR REGISTERED FIREARMS DUE TO AN ANONYMOUS CRIMESTOPPERS™ TIP THAT YOU MAY BE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND YOUR COMMUNITY.
How do you respond?
and let’s not pretend you actually fight back. we both know you won’t
I fight back.
>Search house
>No firearms
Sorry officer I lost them all in a boating accident
show flag
*gets fined into poverty*
>registered
hand them my grandfathers rusted out Remington Scoremaster.
>that's all I haz ossifer.
Warrants or GTFO
By opening a portal to the warp and sending their souls screaming to the gods of chaos
In all seriouslness we can't let Trump get his hands on the nuclear hnads.
First of all, I live in a state where they don’t have to be registered. Secondly, I would say “have at it hoss...lost them all in a poker game last week, when the buy back was announced.”
Good. Now he has nothing left to lose
>REGISTERED FIREARMS
I don't have any of those.
>Registered firearms
I don't have any guns and would never own one. I'll just call the police
>What kind of thought crime do you have to commit to receive such a penalty?
Someone post the video of the raid where the house was boobytrapped
>they burst down door, it falls on a tripwire
>another scenario of what would never happen while the United States still exists
Police absolutely would never attempt to try this out. You would need a full military backing, and that's even worse logistically.
,,Sir, the warrant is at the DA's office. You can see it tomorrow. We still need you to surrender your weapons right now"
Call them niggers and littelary shit at thier loved ones
*comes out with my hands up*
>mfw all of my firearms were purchased before registration was a thing
No firearms here, Mr. ATF. Now if you don't have a warrant, please leave, or I'll be forced to call the Sheriff and report you for trespassing.
wtf are you talking about they’ve been doing it for the last few years already. people have already been shot to death for resisting
>they proceed and show you a warrant
they can already do this...if a chick gets a restraining order against u they take ur guns
fuck off glow nigger dig for data somewhere else
I ain't got no guns, I'm a democrat
No warrant no entry. Calling the sheriff.
>let RIP out a massive gefiltefish fart knocking everyone out.
>take their guns and gear while unconscious
Now you have their guns.
Hmmmmmm... me with my spork verses an armed police death squad.. hmmmmm.
Got a warrant, faggot? If not, go fuck yourself.
>mfw my state has no registration for any kind of firearm
>mfw private sales don't require a background check or any type of paperwork besides a bill of sale, if you both want one.
BOOM! and now you’re dead. was it worth it?
*BANG* BANG*
GESTAPO!!! KOMMT RAUS MIT ERHOBENEN HÄNDEN! WIR NEHMEN ALLE JUDEN MIT AUFGRUND EINES ANONYMEN TIPPS!
>Registered
>Firearms
Anyone dumb enough to register anything also is too stupid to have freedom and gets what they deserve.
This is easy. Calmly open the door and be complaint. Show them I am not a threat and cause no scene. When they seize he weapons, and depart, I call my attorney and get to work with FOIA to see who prompted the raid to begin with. Dig. Sue, the filer of the complaint and the police. If I cannot get my weapons back, but get cash instead, buy better weapons. win.
>t. doesn't know how civil wars start
Show your flag
>be cuck
>win
this has already happened and you haven’t done shit
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING A PIG ROAST BOYS
>reaches for pants pockets to get ID/cheeseburgers
GUN GUN, bang bang you're dead. Good plan dipshit.
Pick ones battles.
I'd hand over my firearms because it triggers communist fucks like you.
What did the founding fathers do when the british tried to disarm them?
1) show source
2) show flag
Fight and then suck Jewish cock.
>witnessyourdoom.wave
Funny thing is I personally don't "own" any guns.
The best you can do is record with your phone and post it on the internet to give the heads up to everyone else
Engage in a stand off like Ruby Ridge. They want to violate my inalienable rights I will violate them with lead. God bless .308 steel core. In mine craft obviously CIA FBI NSA I don't actually own a single gun glowies!
>Sure officers, come search my apartment, no guns here.
Then I throw a brick of powdered fentanyl at the floor like a ninja smoke bomb.
In minecraft.
fpbp
>BRAAPMAN420, THIS IS THE POLICE.
>CRAWL OUT WITH YOUR KNEES BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
happened in Maryland Nov. of last year, dude died
I live in Utah. I can buy guns from private sellers without registering them.
>he can't suck his own dick in reverse while crawling
So sad, how do you even live?
Got any SOURCE??
Yes it’s already been posted, sperg
Thats the best part
>Police go to the wrong address
>The owner opens the door
>Owner tells the police they have the wrong house and he doesn't have guns
>Gets shot
I can guarantee that this is going to happen
> call them racists for suspecting me
> they all tuck their tails in and retreat like little bitches
Problem solved.
> call them racists for suspecting me
> they all tuck their tails in and retreat like little bitches
Problem solved
>report fake hostage situation in abandoned house
>place is rigged with explosives
i dont have any
it was kek until I saw that pic
you ruined it user, you ruined it
Epstein
>be old man asleep in your bed early one morning
>5:17 AM heavy pounding on the door
>you live in a neighborhood just outside Baltimore, an American shithole of a city.
>get your gun out; because of that reason
>turns out it is the police here to take your guns
>SHALL comes to mind
>cop goes for your gun
>shot goes off
>officers dump the clip in you
>you die
>no reason is ever given and no one faces justice for this tragedy.
Fuck anyone who would dare subvert the Bill of Right's. This smells all kinds of off.
i was having trouble posting, but here ya go
ammoland.com
>(((registered))) firearms
Pull up my pants and get shot
Plox, dont rek my door. I do insist on a recept with your badge number and retirement acount information, along with your chief. Expect a call from my lawyer.
Register 1 shitty gun. This is what you will sacrifice if pushbcomes to shove. The others are unregistered, and stored outside of the house. Dig a hole, line with plastic, and put a pelican case with a fuck ton of silica packs. You now have a weapons cache. Cover up with sod and dig it up when things get hairy.