I found this in the office

So I was walking around the office and spotted this, had to take a picture...

I work in a big, international corporation(white country obviously, mostly white employees).

Trips decides what do.

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Delet system 32

write the 14 words on it

Watch this, I've found a glitch in 4chans system that gives my trips (my first three digits will be 222). Anyways what you should do is figure out a way to hack this guys mainframe and destroy his computer. Maybe even play a joke on this guy like hooking up the booting sequence on his computer to a water gun that sprays water on him.

Just find something they're doing that's against policy and report them

piss on it

There's a password and deleting system32 won't do shit.

Image will be restored, also I can't do any physical harm to it because I will be recorded by office cameras.

I was thinking about reporting it to HR. Let them have some of their own medicine.

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Download child porn on it

Steal the laptop.

We have a winner

>Trips decide what to do.
Do it, faggot.

/thread

You took a picture of your own laptop
Was getting caught part of your plan?

DING DING DING

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do it fagget

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This. The 'ol CP treatment and a quick anonymous tip to HR should fix things nicely.

If you're not willing to go that far, just spam some BLACKED scat porn to the entire company from their account, that will be good for the lulz.

You mean like having offensive stickers that promote violence and anarchy?

Sorry guys, I know that the guy had trips but I told you I can't endanger myself.

I'll upload ... on it and report him to HR, in minecraft of course.

I have to figure out how to do it wihout looking at it.

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Fun fact = you can get tripps every single time by making sure the second is the same as the minute. I do it every post when possible.

This is exactly what you should do, and then when they deny doing anything about it, you bring the case to more public forums and cite the double-standard.

Set a large magnet on it while the faggot is at lunch.

Murder

Electromagnet on servers.

Spill coffee on it

DO IT

I decided that I don't want to have anything to do with CP(don't have the balls to search for it on net) so I'll just stick this under the laptop and report him to HR.

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for God's sake, whatever you do don't dox the poor SOB

Based

QUADS supersede TRIPS FAGGOTS

GG.

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Nothing. These days that gets you a hate crime charge.
These aren't the times to be whimsical.

quads beats trips

Oh shut up, pussy

Use a sharpie on it

>Solidarity forever with women raping devil worshiper Muhammad against the evil nazis who treated women far better than Allah himself
I legit want to shoot entire ANTIFA for this shit.

Prove it now

based redpilled dindu warrior

Looks like you know what to do now, OP.
Post proofs when mission complete.

Leave an anonymous note to the manager about the Dayton shooter and how antifa makes you uncomfortable, hostile work environment. Not a big deal if caught.

Draw a swastika on a sticky note and leave it under the laptop with a note like "WE'RE ALL AROUND YOU."
That bitch will go into hysterics and accuse everyone who looks at her sideways of being a Nazi.

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Lmao, this would be amazing

hope you get caught you skulking weasel.

It will be done.

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He/ she probably already has it on their computer. That is way sketchy.

Once they are declared a terrorist organization( by Law) Then Go For It!!!!

No prisoners!

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go tell magagement how unsafe you feel and how much psychological trauma has caused this for you. Ask them to see the company doctor.

Sage and report

report the owner for Kiddi Porn

never mind do this instead lol

DO IT

NO CP.

This will be the final solution.

see you later bros.

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I'd just report him/her/xim/xer to HR and state that you heard overheard them discussing violent anarchist activities and a desire to cause harm to (insert whatever your race is) people.

Take a huge sloppy shit and put it in the computer

Report to HR that you saw the person browsing porn on that laptop when you were walking by.

Bonus points if you can actually manage to insert an USB drive with some hardcore midget porn beforehand.

if you don't grab that laptop and smash it, KYS

How big is he? I bet he doesn't even lift.

i win i win

Checked

live a happy and fulfilled life.

Spill your coffee on the keyboard. It was an accident, what can they do to you?

Piss on the keyboard. If quads, add a nice load of shit as well.

bad idea they will blame you it makes no sense to have that on him with the antifa shit better if you removed the stickers and glued new ones on

>the unicorn
The lion and the unicorn are the sigils of Jesus.

new fag spotted

Find out who did it and kill them. They're an enemy of your people, and are probably participating in or planning on some sort of genocide against you. At the very least have them identified so you can remove a threat on DOTR.

/thread

do it faggot

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Kek wills it

yeah but you have to be sure you cant be caught.
no cameras around or anything like that.

Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
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>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
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>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
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>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
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>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him
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>Put cp or plans for a mass shooting in it, put it back where you found it and call a manager on him

If it is powered off force the USB in backwards, usually will fry shit when turned on.

raise concern about people with radical views.
test the water

>Put cp
Fuck off. Anyone who promotes cp in any capacity is a David Brock nigger faggot worthy of death.

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Force a small shrimp or prawn into the airvent, leave to grow warm.

steal it datamine it and then burn it and film it then post it or turn it in to whatever your FBI is if you find CP or terrorism on it

Report it or smash it.

Keep it simple, draw a giant cartoon dick with great attention to veiny detail.
>solidarity forever
I threw up a little in my mouth

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That's the plan b, plan a is to frame him for a fake mass shooting

I agree. Anyone who willingly touches such degeneracy is fucked in the head.

No matter the cause.

Report them for being a terrorist.

This because it's true

Show your flag first.

He's a communist, there's already child porn on the computer, OP just has to find it before they manage to make pedophilia legal.

this

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Welp

Put a thumb drive full of CP or bomb instructions in it and make a complaint about "seeing something disturbing on a coworkers screen." All of this happens in Minecraft of course.

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There is literally CP implanted into most memes using steganography. The Shrek memes featured CP hidden in the camera lens. It's on all of our PCs. However, anyone who knowingly uses it is a fucking degenerate worthy of death.

Don't be a pussy. Take a shit on the keyboard and close the lid.

Go piss in a cup, and lowkey spill it all over the keyboard.

>bomb instructions
not illegal. I have a good munitions guide released by the US gov.

you can also report him to the boss and probably should. provide links to videos of their violence and backup stories on antifa being an international terrorist organization and

DSM + Nicotine on keyboard

WAIT WHAT?!

Don't do it dumb dumb

Just cement a portrait of Hitler to it or the persons desk/walls/etc.

file complaint with hr saying the images of violence make you uncomfortable and that you thought you heard them talking about bringing a gun in to the workplace

you're the one that can't even read numbers, nigger

Draw a little swastika and a bundle in a place where it would be hard to find, like under it. It will make the guy go crazy 100%

Checked and kekd

It’s merely just communitarian really

Report it. If your boss is a faggot leftist and doesn't do anything about it, put stickers on your computer that say something innocuous like, "I disagree with Karl Marx" or "It's not OK to exterminate white people". When you get fired, go to the media (NOT CNN).

If you have a friend with more clout in the company who will do it, then have him report it to HR. If you report, it could easily cause you blowback, where someone else might just get the dude fired and even blackballed depending on the industry.

>OP is a faggot
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