How can we solve seagullphobia?
Niggers of the Sky
Joseph Cruz
Jayden Lee
>‘I heard one of the mums say “why did you do that in front of my child?” and he said “it’s vermin, you should teach your children about vermin”.
Jordan Davis
There's clearly no need for this level of hate against these birds of peace.
Juan Ross
nice source!
Noah Brown
train the gulls to attack brown people you idiot retards, surly you have some celtic shaman genes left somewhere on your pitiful island
Andrew Brooks
>celtic
Eli Diaz
'e was just tryin' for a cheeky chip bruv
Dominic Young
talk about clown world
Jack Lewis
Even our leading political party is filled with bigotry.
Ryder Long
one of those bastards bit a junk out of my finger as it stole a blades worth of icecream from my cone.
John Scott
Seagulls are based as fuck.
They steal big baz's surplus pasties therefore preventing the Norf from getting any fatter.
David Roberts
the seagull didnt pay for his food, it can fuck off
Chase Bell
these fuckers are protected in my country, kind of like muslims
Kevin Johnson
My neighbour whined and asked me if i had been feeding the seagulls as they were attacking him in his garden
I throw some leftover food out for small birds, but wouldnt feed flying vermin on purpose
Justin Peterson
Turn em into fish food. Pop and plop.
Matthew Bailey
>The MP suggested seagulls should be given special feed to stop them reproducing following a number of incident involving 'urban menace' seagulls in the town.
>Bardsea Bird Sanctuary hit back at the calls from Mr Woodcock, saying: "You're right John they are the menace.
>"They are kicking people to death and running them down in cars.
>"I once saw a [seagull] throw a human into a wind turbine on Tesco car park.
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Dominic Ward
My cat was killed by several pecking at the back of its neck. They're no joke.
Alexander Allen
This is the type of anti-seagull rhetoric we have to put a stop to.
Joshua Gomez
>country is in turmoil because of shitty immigration and policing policy
>but muh birds
Fuck boomers.
Zachary Hill
>eat up you flying Jews, its free snack time! Can you imagine how fun it would be to feed a whole box to a human Jew and then ducktape their mouth shut?
Logan Gray
Normal bird
>keeps distance
>waits patiently at regular feeding spot
>makes nice noises
>feeds alongside non-predators
Seagull
>crowds humans
>doesn't fuck off even if you attack it
>attracts other gulls with autistic screeching then fights them
>steals food out of your hand
Asher Richardson
We can't go judging an entire species based on many bad apples.
Kayden Foster
>Bongs can't even defend themselves and their family against fucking seagulls.
Feel bad for the dog but god damn get your shit together bongs.
Holy fuck my sides, please be real.
Josiah Lewis
Real sky niggers are Magpies.
Chase Walker
AWW SHIT I JUST REALIZED SEAGULL IS ACTUALLY JUST SEA EAGLE WITH THE LETTERS CHANGED UP A BIT
David Walker
Hey niggers this is something we can use!!
Ever heard of Culture jamming/agitprop?
Form Seagull council of Britain and sue politicians over Seagull - phobia
Shill for Scientology (as nobody buys their shit)
Scientolgistophobia
Everything phobia using phobia suffix for "socially impermissible disgust" is a meme like triggered
Ian Phillips
I agree. Seagulls are a highly intelligent species hand have been here longer than thus. Harsh prison sentences should be meted out on anyone who hurts them.
Jaxson Cook
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Camden Barnes
Dominic Brown
Isaac Thompson
kek
Ryan Roberts
Gullvon Martin
Logan Gray
fifth time today this same slide threat was posted. Mossad is trying to hide something.
Luke Martinez
Hawks if you must
Jason James
These threads have been the best today. People taking Jow Forums srs need to GTFO.
Brody Morales
Legitimately just poison them.
Matthew Baker
oh my fucking god
Michael Diaz
There's only 1 solution to seagulls, kingfishers, and fucking Magpies, and that solution is called a 12 gauge birdshot from a Remington 870 or a Franci Spas 12.
Nicholas Allen
CALLING BIRD REYNOLDS RIGHT NOW NIGGA
Chase Brooks
My sides!
Cooper Morgan
Some kid did this at our high school during the last couple weeks. Dead bird jews everywhere, school closed for a week for health reasons...
I dont know who it was, but they were an unsung hero.
Mason Diaz
Infested stole my chip.
Christian Hill
he didn't do nothing, he was a good boy
Parker Cook
Liam Cox
Ever jack off on a bird? It's one of life's simple pleasures.
Tyler Hughes
We don't do that in the US.
Oliver Jones
Passerines are not the enemy.
Dylan Barnes
Parker Lewis
Is this serious? Please tell me the thread is joking about that.
Blake Thompson
BONGS RISE UP!
Christopher Thompson
((((((((((Gullhammad)))))))))))
Luke Torres
I don't know about that one. I can't find a source. The earliest posting I've found is here:
ndimforums.com
It's from 2010.
Noah Walker
I like seagulls, stop eating junk food near the beaches you fucking faggots
Thomas Phillips
Clearly you haven't met Canada Geese before.
Jason James
I take it you're not bald?
Jonathan Walker
There is no such bird as a seagull, there just gulls user.
Luke Cooper
time to kill mossad dead
Connor Scott
More like seaBVLLS lmao