STOP WATCHING PORN

15 days free from porn, feels good.

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>alexa stats

>he doublethinks and pretends sexy pics aren't porn

Jow Forums.org is a porn site, what are the 24% doing?

it listen your faps and everything else, I'm happy this shit costs a car here and just upper class or government workers have enough credit to buy stupid trash like this;

85% of all internet traffic is porn. The average pol user is less likely to look at porn the average person. Learn how to math you stupid nigger.

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It's a step in the right direction!

You'll never hold one until you give up porn and stop masturbating.

It says in the pic that Jow Forums users are 3X more likely to visit porn sites than the average user.

Everything I’ve ever said on this site is satire and Alexa knows it.

No. Save your energy and willpower to go mate and have children.

Where are you gonna do your mass shooting user?

Those are Rookie numbers

Why would I go to a porn site when I can just go to /gif

I've held a handful and they are sooooooo nice

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what's this?

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There is nothing wrong with jerking off and emptying your balls every day. The variety of porn out there makes it easy to find new things and keep it interesting. I must admit anal is my favorite thing to watch though.

Im more of a Amish whores man myself

Yeah and that's fucking wrong and you're a fucking gay brainlet. And Alexa is a Jewish tranny.

Yeah wtf. "Alexa I need to fap" / " ok let me help you with that"

surely it couldn't be the porn boards causing this

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>Alexa is a Jewish tranny.
Kek

Isn't Alexa that amazon speaker thing? How the fuck does it know your porn habits?

that dark chick is amazing

The semen in your hand that would have resulted in daughters does not count.

>How does the FBI mic I put in my home know my porn habits

Amazon has an internet tracking site with the same name. Good news is that Jow Forums is in the top #400 websites in America.

>would have resulted in daughters
It won’t be missed

fuck you cocksucker

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I held a boob once.
It kind of feels like a bag of sand

nice meme

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Shut the fuck up. Go back to VICE, faggot.

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Busted
I do porn and Jow Forums exclusively
Watch COPS on lunchbreak
Send help

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Google

>tfw 24%

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I fap to pictures and my imagination. Does that count?

Yes but it’s also makes you a boomer

have more milk truc

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Since about 40% of Jow Forums traffic is this board, I would say it's a problem and needs to keep being addressed.

I try OP! But every time I just about cut the addiction someone posts a pic of a qt black queen and I'm back to square one.

>underrated

most /gif/ threads are gay shit, cuck shit, or a combination of the two.

wow, 10/10 really does exist

Go back back up into Merkel's twat gay kraut.

Try harder!

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if you're serious about quitting then you have to stop going to imageboards desu.

You exposed yourself already, VICE "journalist". Don't try to act dumb now.

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kiss my ass

I can't, Jow Forums is what got me addicted to BLACKED in the first place...

That's what all the pedos say. Prepare to get gassed

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When did making a joke become journalism? No pun intended.

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Also
>take a porn video
>use Adapter to save a screenshot every .01 seconds
>your computer is now full of 10,000+ images from one video
Have fun archiving all those images Cortana! Hahahaha HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically

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Pictures can't be sexy lol what drugs are you on m8?

Haven't seen this copy pasta before, actually pretty sweet user.

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I'm just trying to come up with some alternatives, you got anything better?

I watch rape porn with my gf. Living the good life. How bout you guys? Do you watch porn with your gf?

That's my fetish.

Wait. You’re telling me that an entire 24% of us DO NOT watch porn?! How do you do it, anons?

I'm married for more than a decade, I'll watch all the porn I want.

Total bull shit. It’s 100

yep, porn is degenerate
2d forever

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I smiled for once

>Masturbating 3 days in a row decreases sperm count by 20%
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2054949

>Men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancer
livescience.com/7658-masturbation-increase-risk-prostate-cancer.html

>Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortex
jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574

>Men who regularly consumed porn have smaller brain volume, less efficient reward processing
foxnews.com/health/5-ways-porn-affects-the-brain

>nothing wrong

Hey Alexa, if you’re reading this, everything I’ve ever said on this site is satire ya dumb bitch

There are a lot of shills who spam porn stuff here, so it's impossible to know given the nature of the site.

>tfw I have two dozen porn tabs up

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Judy Jetson getting tentacled by an octopus is top tier clickbait and you know it OP.

I only go for the lesbian threads and the girls peeing ones.

Alexa and I are friends.

Dont listen to him, that's literally what playboy magazines were

I like to edge but I try not to ejaculate. I have a fucked up hybrid philosophy of watching porn but practicing semen retention/nofap.

Basically I'll watch porn and edge like crazy for a few days, but then because my brain isn't getting the payoff it wants (orgasm) I'll lose my desire for it completely after a few days.

Then a couple weeks goes by and my brain has replenished its dopamine supply and decides to give it another go and I'll be horny as fuck again.

It's healthy in a strange way because I don't have that neurosis over denying myself completely. I immerse myself in it and allow myself to naturally get fed up/sick of it.

Based I also like the SFM threads with monsters.

>It's healthy in a strange way
Yeah, the same strange way gambling is healthy

I only use xvideos

Yeah its all Jow Forums users have you taken a look at some other boards recently?

peasant

Yes, this website consists mostly of adult males. Adult males watch porn. This isn't some news flash or outlier stat of some kind.

>Adult males watch porn.
Not males who are interested in upholding a moral society and the wellbeing of their people. Watching porn while beign concerned over the health of the society surrounding you is pure hypocrisy.

>nobody knows about thumbzilla
Mwahahahahaha.

Regularly fapping off to porn is okay as long as you keep eating right and get enough sleep. It's the morons who fap, eat like shit and sleep like 5 hours a day who are complaining about low energy.

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Porn is pretty evil. I'd recommend nofap but if you can't do nofap at least cut the porn out and do shower faps. Porn rewires your brain. Yourbrainonporn.com has a 30 minute video on it.

how many minutes of porn does an average horny 4channer watch a day?
my guess is between 10 and 20

doesn't seem like it would make much of a difference overall

Solo POV master race

Literally every single one of your male, child raising fathers watch porn

Fuck off.