How fucked am i

Not at all. Absolute worst case scenario, they execute you (no lie, that is a possible outcome) Most likely worst case, you get 2 weeks ED. Depending on CO, you may just get a dress down. Best case, your C.O. comes here all the time and you two can have a wink from time to time. Dont expect that tho, expect to be executed. That way, no matter what happens, you will be relieved.

never admit to anything

>what is handwriting

>not writting with offhand so lettering won't match if they tell you to write it
Have a good dishonorable discharge.

Lmfao tell him to fuck off.

I don't know, probably pretty fucked

It’s with sharpie on a what seems a recently painted porta John. Why would I make up the porta potty?

>I’m in the army
>How fucked am i Jow Forums?
pretty fucked

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inquire as to what he wants to say or do about it without admitting anything and still remaining courteous

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That's nothing. I'm fucking your wife while you're off playing soldier for Israel.

>Be the only retard in his platoon that can write.
>Wonders if they're going to figure out it was him.

>posting the evidence and admitting you did it

Well dumb fuck how do you feel now? stupid i hope.

you deserve to be kicked out

You fucked up. No free thought allowed in the army

Sorry youre gonna face the firing squad

You’re a god damn idiot

Accuse him of antisemitism. I bet he just tries to get you out of the army because your jewish am i rite my fellow persecuted jew

Tell him
>fuck drumpf revolution now
That way he can't tell where you stand

Deny. Handwriting doesn't mean shit. He can't fucking prove it. Don't take non judicial punishment. Demand a court martial and it'll get dropped. Just keep denying.

lol this. hes fucked.

Maybe he sent that same message to everyone with access to that toilet.

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smart.

Tell him that it was just a joke and you know communism will win.

"What you got a camera in there or somethin perv? Wasn't me."

Just tell him have sex

what is UCMJ?

Former O-3 here. I can offer advice if you want it. On a scale from one to ten, how much of a dickhead is your PL?

OP post your reply what did you say

Hopefully you become another homeless ZOGbot that ends up offing himself.

With all the fed posters here You might just as well kys before (((trump))) puts you in the fema camp

Sent this post with archive links to every three letter agency and your base commander. Enjoy prison Steve :)

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Do soldiers really text their COs nowadays

just admit it, maybe he browses Jow Forums too

Reply: whats that?

spam messages saying
>AM I BEATING DETAINED?

Haha imagine if they all held you down and took off your clothes and then took turns to sit on your face haha how gross would that be and it definitely wouldn’t smell good at all haha

Pretty sure I wrote that, not you

charge your phone user

Nice. About a year ago I sent my sergeant pic related. He was watching his son's hockey game when he got it and his wife freaked the fuck out. Also sent him that pic of a blindfolded hitler chasing a bunch of naked girls. Pretty sure my entire unit thought I was autistic.

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say you didn't write it. It's not that hard.
you need more than 1 witness and proof.

These 16 sheboons have the IQ equivalent of 11 white males.
Science folks.

i am sure posting that here will help your cause

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How'd he find your number retard? Fake and gay.

SAGE

Tell him Sam Raimi went too far with Spiderman 2: Electric jew

I’m safe guys he thought it was funny. Says he goes on to /p/ cause he’s into photography. He accused me a being a /b/tard. It happened a week ago. I just thought you guys would get a kick out of it and I don’t get the sense he really knows what’s on Jow Forums

do a shooting, shootings are very cool nowadays, make sure to stream it
in minecraft

fucking phew

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You aren't. Just call him a nigger. Go ask your closest E4 specialist with 10 years TIG how to skate out of this if you really feel the need to. Or you can man up and say, "Yes sir, I did." and leave that cucked army.

I dont know what company your in but I only got out a few years ago and it was unheard of for a co to text enlisted

just say you thought it was a funny joke what are they gonna do execute you for writing some shit on the wall? holy fuck

oh

JUST BE LUCKY THEY DONT USE CELLBRITE ON THE FUCKING DEVICE.

Stupid FBI tech pisses me off, thankfully huewais cant be affected by it due to hardware blocks.

This and if they still try to NJP you just request court martial (assuming there isn't some piece of evidence that you left out of OP) and you're good to go.

tell him niggers tongue my anus

Yes new policy that all chuckle fucks you are in charge of must have your number.

Simple, now you just have to kill him. Nobody must know about this user, nobody.

based captain
based numerals
based solider

Serves you right for not being a Chad Brit

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>cricket

you are a fucking faggot nigger

Cringe but you'll probably be fine, don't all officers expect their recruits to be raging autists at this point?

>Most likely worst case, you get 2 weeks ED
Oh boy. Do they at least supply you with a couple of cialis or viagra pills?

He sent that to everyone. I got it too.

Damn I felt nervous for you.

origami

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Deny it, he can't prove shit.

Clear.all cache on all browsers you use, phone, computer ect and then if you're accused just act super liberal and say you'd NEVER go to a Nazi website.

Come on lad this isn't rocket science

love ya fellow goy, nice digits

>tell people to go to Jow Forums
>post evidence that he got the right guy on the site you told him to go to
Jesus christ. Hope for the firing squad.

Uh...No, its punishment...DUH!

this.

and this is the nail in the coffin. have fun with that article 15!

Depends on LTs opinion of you

And worst case CID's opinion of your online activity

>a bunch of fucking redditors in the army
normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You must be some pussy E-4 to let some fucking LT flex on you like that

Request a court martial, theyll drop it right away

NJP

"Proof"

"I just copied some shit I saw in another porta poo loo" "literally no idea what it means, sorry for the graffiti, I'll take my reprimands now"

This is your sergeant here.. I knew you'd make a thread after i texted you . Your so fucked private incel meet me at my office with no underwear or socks on in the next 10 min or face worse consequences

E4s are a myth private bumblefuck

were they wrong though?

It's not what they know, but what they can prove. Deny.

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>The requested URL /POL was not found on this server.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wait, is she holding her sidearm like a literal retarded?

what is torture

You would've been fine but POSTING EVIDENCE ON FUCKING Jow Forums was a goddamned mistake.

u already ded

>the army has someone that checks the porta potty for graffiti
my tax dollars at work

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This is all just a fake scenario so OP can get (You)s.

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Run.

Run away, OP.

Run away and never return.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sham Shields, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

underrated

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