Nobody:
Disney: *ruins your childhood*
Nobody:
Cameron Rodriguez
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Wyatt Phillips
You know this is basically them re-writing history, right?
John Scott
Watch it be some nigger kid with evil whitey trying to break into his home.
Michael Green
This time it will be a young black boy, and he is home alone for his whole life.
Ryder Hernandez
>the burglars are now are a black/mexican and disney says it was a color blind decision. the boy is now trans and his brother is a white nationalist neo nazi
Samuel Miller
BOOM, a thousand more autists swayed to our way of thinking. This is cause for celebration! They're making tremendous strides for us, we couldn't make a better propaganda machine ourselves if we tried. Let's hope there's a couple of "subtly" homosexual scenes and some anti-capitalist undertones, really lay it on thick.
Gabriel Gonzalez
they made home alone 3 and it was shit
Zachary Ramirez
KILL WHITEY
Parker Lopez
T H I S
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Aaron Martinez
>mom went down the street to sell her pussy for crack and yo 10 year old babysitter be in school til 3
Home alone, nigger edition
Henry Campbell
what kind of propaganda is this?
Lincoln Bailey
>Nobody:
>Disney: *ruins your childhood*
Stop it with this "Nobody:" Twitter AIDS faggotry...
Liam Cook
It’s slightly unrelated Jow Forums but I’ve noticed that a lot of these diversity remakes don’t do very well at all. Why don’t movie watchers (or consumers of media generally) want to support media that promotes or represents women or people of color Jow Forums like investors think? Why do these remakes generally fail? Also why is it that whenever something is a free market, white male representation is extremely disproportionate, why is it that the overwhelming majority of successful youtubers and podcasters and independent political commentators tend to be white men at probably around 80% of the time? Why?
Angel Wright
Guess what? This time IT'S A GIRL! That's right! The next Kevin MccAllister will be FEMALE! Move over boys. Watch as this sassy and strong girl take out the two incel thieves who try to break into her strong independent lesbian mother's home.
Hunter Lopez
BBC propaganda.
Dr. Who.
Literally re-writing history.
In 20-30 years, people will not know true history anymore and will take all their historical concepts from propaganda.
Aiden Green
kek
Asher Green
Disney was subject to a hostile takeover by a bunch of Jews in 1984.
Josiah Myers
They’re awkwardly trying to memory hole movies from when the world in general was a better place. inb4 technological progress and material availability has made everything better faggots respond
Leo Ramirez
Nah, a proud illegal immigrant family having their wonderful home burgled by crazy white nationalists. It will be beautiful
Ian Thompson
Ha ha, can you imagine 30 and 40 year old ppl still posting on Jow Forums?
Charles Rodriguez
Trans negro home alone.
Kayden Morgan
Home Alone is unironically the biggest piece of soulless consumerist dogshit for a Christmas movie I've ever had the misfortune of watching
You're rotting your brain if you waste your time on that or any other shit Disney produces.
Jackson Cook
Because the Hollywood Jews are morally and creatively bankrupt.
Jaxon Robinson
pedo-tier reboot. Disney likes that.
Wyatt Williams
It is a stupid young boy fantasy of fighting back against bad guys and protecting your home. It is made for a 10 year old boy.
Jackson Bell
Reboot:
>mixed race kid
>mom is white, dad is black
>burglars are blonde and white
screenshot this
Alexander Gonzalez
>inb4 neighbour guy with the shovel is black, minimum, possibly also a woman
>inb4 Macaulay's character also black
The thieves will still be white, of course.
Aiden Wilson
> typed the reddit spacing discord tranny
Logan Brooks
You are here forever
Matthew Hernandez
>mixed race kid
>never met his dad
>single mom is white
>home alone and burglar comes
>its his dad
Jaxson Baker
And a memeflag to boot
Nicholas Walker
/thread
Daniel Bell
nobody:
(You): giving your opinion
Landon Diaz
HA 3 was good. 4 and 5 are terrible.
Justin Cruz
>Jesus was a Jew!
>Jesus was black!
They're undecided lol fucking heretics
Dominic Turner
Imagine paying taxes to support this.
Benjamin Ward
People... believe this?
Henry Russell
If I was Disney I would have a white boy and his white family as the main cast with a black boy who is his friend next door. The pair foil the two jew burglars. It'll be a hit.
Jaxon Price
The Wet Bandits will be a spic tranny and nigger faggot and Mr. McCallister will go to prison for not signing over custody of his son's ass to them.
Fuck Congressional traitors. Shoot alien shitskin invaders on sight. Burn kikes. Hang traitors. Fuck jannies.
But most importantly, fuck you Effa Bee Eye. Eat my shit.
Carson Hill
>Why don’t movie watchers (or consumers of media generally) want to support media that promotes or represents...
I will direct you to vidya and the gamergate fiasco. You see, feminists and SJWs in general are not major consumers of this media. They roll in, shit the place up according to their views, then scuttle off to the next thing when developers/producers pander to them. Maybe they stick around, but they aren't buying the product. They're just shitposting about it, mostly to keep their social media cult of personality going.
Jayden Cooper
>4 and 5
I didn't know about this but I really didn't like the third one
Christian Butler
This is why I’ve been collecting Blu-ray/dvd for the last few years. It’s dirt cheap and they’re already starting to change things - see Toy Story 2. Torrenting will be fixed from their end at some point and much of the 20th centuries cinema will be memory holed.
Liam Diaz
See now this would actually be clever.
Charles Morris
Not surprising desu.
Carson Powell
There's exactly zero chance that Kevin isn't recast as a person of colour, likely female, while the burglars are changed from jews to white men.
Connor Peterson
No, it was shit too you leaf newfaggot
Lucas Edwards
Imagine almost killing the burglar with zany antics for hours on end and then right when you have him trapped and ready to die you discover he's your nigger daddy
Angel Brown
>Toy Story 2
What'd they change in Toy Story 2?
Jack Morris
Guaranteed. Disney won't pass up having a coloured kid outsmarting dumb white men.
Austin Hill
I would unironically pay to watch this movie.
Joseph Williams
Also his home is the street.
Christian Clark
No reason we can't make our own super racist remakes just how they want em with niggers in charge.
Brayden Reed
this is what the new home alone will be about. and no one will watch it. and then the media will call straight white guys racist for not wanting to see it yet again.
Kayden Walker
It will have a nigger tranny fighting the stupid evil white nazi home invaders.
In other words total reversal of reality.
Brayden Flores
no even better, the niglet is trying to avoid child services and hijinks ensue.
Noah Nelson
>We'd like to buy your script goy
Eli Rodriguez
I just hate the hypocrisy of it all.
Jose Myers
Are they going to make marv and harry black?
William Cruz
Still relevant after all these years.
Juan Murphy
Disney will have a trans-women girl thing, busting caps in white bois asses.
Gavin Flores
no doubt he'll be black, but marv and harry will be white
Joseph Robinson
Apparently what's good for the goose is not acceptable for the gander.