What are some Jow Forums approved food/brands I can purchase? Bachelor, 30, real estate broker. I have some spare cash and would like to invest a few hundred into stocking up for the next meme war.
What are some Jow Forums approved food/brands I can purchase? Bachelor, 30, real estate broker...
Henry Foster
Benjamin Murphy
Xavier Jones
i still havent tried the new bang flavor i need it
Robert Johnson
Which?
I just saw Champagne a couple days ago at my GNC. Tastes great, super misnamed
Xavier Martinez
Ryder Hernandez
I have tons of milk. Tanks fren.
Bro.. it's nectar of the gods.
Kevin Scott
whoa!
Nathaniel Cruz
Probably tastes like ass.
Daniel Hill
>real estate broker
Lmao stfu
Christopher Nguyen
>checks flag
Owen Diaz
Birthday cake, faggot. Champagne is old af.
Kayden Long
Why? Because I don't wage slave at McNiggers like you?
Jaxon Anderson
Why the fuck would you listen to this shithole about food.
Adam Morales
ah bangs, thats some good root beer
Leo Peterson
Kek.
Caleb Mitchell
What?
Birthday Cake is like a year old, have tons of them
Blake Miller
The creatine ruins the drink.
Camden Richardson
Because I'm a lonely autist desu.
Anthony Martin
Yuengling and Sam Adams are the two main beer producers worth a shit unless you know a local guy that does it
Charles Cooper
I was looking for that one. I even asked the cashier and he said they were all out. Must be popular.
David Wood
Cheese Whiz is always a safe bet
William Gonzalez
Bro. Bang is old af. Get the Chad reign
Julian Young
I didn't know that root-beer company was makin' energy drinks, now. Shucks, I'll have to try it!
Daniel Lewis
Colton Morris
>sugar
No thanks
Evan Roberts
I know a 25 year old that had to get a pump installed in his chest because he drank those energy drinks every day and it fucked his heart up. Those things are poison. Also Monster has this new drink called "rehab", obviously marketed at people that are trying to get off drugs. So they get hooked on energy drinks instead, disgusting.
Dylan White
Texas anons
Charles Butler
>gay ass coca cola bang knockoff
No thanks ill take the original
Easton Lopez
Be-yon-dme-at is the meat of the Nazis.
Everyone on 2+2ch-an, doubl-echan, Larp-front, etc has embraced Beyond Meat, it is the best thing for the white man.
Superior white man intellect was able to formulate a better food source, it is our pride and joy. Nothing in history comes close to this as a white accomplishment. It is the pinnacle of whiteness.
Be-yondm-eat is white supremacy in a patty.
Easton Ward
Jordan Allen
Xavier Nelson
Kek I'm going to have to look into this.
Cameron Sullivan
>0 calories
>sugar
Gavin Russell
DiRusso's Italian sausage
Jose Nguyen
You fucking zoomers disgust me. it always has been, and always be Red Bull.
Jack Ross
its the only choice really.
Asher Gomez
>eating s.o.i.b.o.i burgers
Between this and boomer bull in the op, shilling has hit a whole new level
Nathaniel Brooks
Isaac Long
popcorn > corn nuts
Zachary Bell
sour heads or death
Luis Cruz
the artificial sweetner
Colton Watson
Michael Moore
clearly for niggers
Adam Brooks
based
you are retard
>drinking creatine piss water
Jackson Thompson
Teeth problems??
Brody Mitchell
Drano Martinis - it’s all the rage.
Cameron Nelson
Bentley Murphy
I must say Bang does have great taste in instathots to promote for them
Jacob Russell
They are fucking everywhere. I hate that fucking can
Parker Wood
yes, they are investing very heavily in social media marketing
they have all the best girls promoting them
Eli Carter
Literally never heard of them before this week. Now there everywhere
Adam Young
Strawberry Lipgloss is my new fave.
It tastes like your mom.
Alexander Ward
Yeah, they even got Angie
Angel Wilson
tastes like shit. Drink Bang, you won't regret it
Juan Roberts
What is going on with these autistic sodas?
Christian Stewart
>not drinking Bangs Zero Ultra
Aaron Hill
I want to bang a Varbie
Hudson Reed
heh
Ryder Martinez
Fuck yeah if I drink a Reign at 6pm I won't be able to sleep until 3am, shit does its job.
Chase Clark
Sorry boys that was a standard Bangs. Seriously I apologize and to make it up to you here, have an ice cold Bangs Zero Ultra.
Adam Foster
>i still havent tried the new bang flavor i need it
Lemon flavor or green apple is god tier
Jose Torres
how about you kys in minecraft, reginald
Blake Butler
i swear half of their budget must go into hiring models
Nathaniel Lopez
yeah she's pretty dope
Dominic Thompson
Pro tip from Ezra: To get maximum energy you must shake it up vigorously before consuming.
Connor Richardson
you seem to be mistaken friend, that right there is oliet bang's, pretty good for a low-calorie rootbeer
I'm partial to tu Cnoiy myself, refreshing and crisp with no calories
Hunter Cooper
>Bang
Crosshairs logo, encourages mass shootings
>Monster
Logo means 666 in Hebrew
>Rockstar
Pentagram logo
Bad stuff
Easton Nelson
they sell frozen white castles now
Parker Clark
Naw bruh... regular Bangs only.
Adam Murphy
It's obligatory to try one of these if you're ever going to visit Croatia
Robert Garcia
You can’t even float that shit, reg Bangz all day.
Daniel Carter
stay the fuck away from bang. it is made in china and is an attempt to hasten our decline. they got rid of all our great energy drinks across the nation in a single week
Jose Rivera
>losers
Alexander James
RedBull made a PridePack? How brave.
Jace Anderson
>get cancer from china drink.
>oh god I'm top tier
Xavier Ward
Mentos and Diet Coke.
Daniel Hughes
Hi Ball is the only sugar free energy drinks I can stand. The vanilla is so good.
Landon King
>speed stack chad
>all others are faggots
>bang is shit tier china imported garbage. read the fuckin label you sheep mongrels
Brandon Jenkins
Daniel Adams
Drink green tea with honey and lots of water and coffee
Work out ontop of that
God mode initiated
Adam Lewis
anything thats not stacker 2 is garbage
Evan Fisher
Jesus christ what does this DO to you
David Hill
This is why Bang Energy does things differently! All of our raw materials are received into the warehouse, quarantined, and then tested for efficacy in our own state of the art laboratories to ensure that we only provide the end-consumer with the best product possible. Raw materials are sampled and taken to the quality control lab for analysis. Our analysis of each ingredient is conducted by tests on several levels; first through our high-performance liquid chromatography (HPLC) units that confirm the identity and purity levels of the ingredient; and second, the physical characteristics of the compound are verified through our infrared spectroscopy (IR) machine. Once the test results meet our set release specifications and the supplier’s certificate of analysis, the ingredient is released and can be utilized within manufacturing. Maintaining this high level of testing ensures that every Bang Energy product is manufactured to its intended design and that we continually produce products that meet and exceed our customers’ expectations.
>I wonder why they don't say where it is from
>made from domestic and imported materials
David Long
>Caffeine
Carson Hall
Great way to fuck up your kidneys with degraded creatine. Look up what happens to creatine when you let it sit in water. Bang is also Chinese poison. Reign is for chads.
Thomas Price
Chase Phillips
This made me laugh user, good one.
Carter Brown
So much amazing shit.
Octopus extract- literally what makes spiders jump and other animals move fast. brown visceral fat burner
Synephrine- feel amazing, cousin to ephedrine.
DMAE - improved memory, test, anti aging
just to name a few
I used to drink 2 a day in Malibu... felt like a fucking god. Would run 5 miles on the track in front of the ocean and each lap grab onto a soccer goalpost and hit 10-20 pull ups.
Bang is literally the worst thing you could put into your body.
Oliver Ramirez
'sup Jow Forums
As we know, 'mer is right around the 'ner, which means it's almost 'mer 'lling 'son. I love 'cue myself, almost more than life itself, so I 'gured we could use a 'ral thread for all 'ling-'lated 'sscusion. What are your 'rite meats to 'cue? 'gers? 'furters? 'wurst? 'ken? What sorts of 'ments do you like on your 'kout food? 'chup? 'tard? And of course, do you prefer 'lling with 'coal or 'pane?
I've got a 'coal grill myself. 'gies to 'panefags, but I'd 'fer it if my meats tasted nice and 'ky. I don't want to taste 'dro 'bons in my 'cue.
As for the food itself, nothing beats my 'made 'ni 'gers. I've got a special new 'tensil (pic 'lated). It's 'sentially a cage for my 'ni 'gers. After I put my 'ni 'gers in the cage and sear them, I like to slather them in 'tard. 'rry 'tard to be 'cise. I was never a big fan of 'dian 'sine ('nated 'ting streets 'may 'side) but I love 'rry and I love 'tard, so 'rry 'tard is like a match made in 'ven.
Nothing beats some 'ni 'gers and 'rry tard on a nice 'mer's 'ning, 'cially paired with a nice 'cal 'robrew... Maybe a 'can 'zen (I 'nically think 'can 'zen is 'ter than 'man 'zen). 'ly makes you say 'LA.
hbu, 'nons?
Logan Fisher
Best energy drink but it costs a fortune
Brandon Thompson
this makes me want to just buy the ingredients in bulk, have you every taken any of these on their own?