The ultimate checklist to find a decent woman to marry and have kids with

How can this list be perfected/better?

Be wary of a woman that:
>uses makeup
>dyed her hair
>exercises in gymthots clothes
>has any tattos, specially in sexual areas (tits, butt, etc)
>has any piercing marks
>likes parties where sex and drugs are very common
>likes musical festivals (see point above)
>likes expensive jewels
>likes to masturbate
>has indecent photos online
>her social media photos has too many likes (I'd say more than 10, not having a social media is ideal)
>has any traces of tinder or dating apps in her phone
>has male friends (goes out with her male friends, women that don't like walking with the girls and enjoy male company are almost always whores)
>has an ex boyfriend with whom she had sex with (or just fucked some other person, male or female)
>isnt a catholic (she can be a muslim or a conservative protestant but it's much worse)
>is too beautiful, model levels of beauty
>lifts weights too heavy for just maintaining health (in other words, lifts to get an ass)
>asks you to pay for every shit and never do something in return or without you asking
>uses guilt to manipulate you
>has any signs of drug use
>links to drink, a lot
>eats fast food as if it grown in trees
>has female friends that have one or more of the above tips (tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are)
>does not read the bible at least every week
>doesnt follow the bible (thbq most of this list comes from it)
>has some of the whore names (just google it and compare to your experience)
>uses indecent clothing (anything too tight, anything that's much above the knees)
>badmouths you behind your back
>doesn't obey your reasonable orders
>doesn't want to have kids
>is an atheist
>uses large earrings and other whore accessories like chokers
>listens to degenerate music
>knowingly supports companies that finance abortion such as netfilx and disney
>watches perverse, immoral movies and series like Lucifer for entertainment
>is too dumb/guiliable
>is a leftist

Attached: example.jpg (480x810, 38K)

>getting married
>having kids
lmao retard
Implying you'll ever have sex

What if I told you I already did and I regret it because you were the product of it memeflag?

Attached: f868a24bc4e701d5aa08eff8afabac83.jpg (1024x926, 78K)

>ITT autists larping emotions

Did you just copy/pasta something from reddit strawmanning "right wingers"? There's a few red-lines but it's mostly about building up enough red flags to be untenable.

>Did you just copy/pasta something from reddit strawmanning "right wingers"? There's a few red-lines but it's mostly about building up enough red flags to be untenable.
What if I did?

You need to go back.

>brazil
>white

>brazil
>white
I never saud ANYTHING about race
Fucking bots, you know this thread is important

>You need to go back.
No I don't, this list has surgical precision

Attached: itjustworks.jpg (640x360, 33K)

only gay marriage is true marriage

Lads I get hundreds of matches on tinder but they are all fucking degenerates, thots single mothers. I am a virgin but also not incel. Where the fuck can you find a decent woman worth marrying?

Get away from here mossad

>Lads I get hundreds of matches on tinder but they are all fucking degenerates, thots single mothers. I am a virgin but also not incel. Where the fuck can you find a decent woman worth marrying?
The next important question, I'd say some church, local parks, libraries, take the thot list into account and search your city

So basically a leftist. Yeah we know.

i'd rather just jack off and chill out brah

>taking marital advice from a literal monkey

Mhmmm....

Attached: mfw dennis.gif (250x233, 1.5M)

its another episode of the commie-tranny incelposter with libertarian flag

you are here 24/7, have sex instead

>So basically a leftist. Yeah we know.
Unfortunately it's not that easy

You can't keep doing this forever

Would you rather me use a memeflag or a vpn cunt?

Man why sage the thread? I'm not telling you to not fuck tinder bitches, just don't marry them

Attached: 5789208419000026008a6707.jpg (720x480, 43K)

Sorry friendo, all women are like this.

challenge accepted

>Sorry friendo, all women are like this.
Not all of them, not all

Why is it always the fucking canadians?

Attached: moralwomen.jpg (650x335, 81K)

>uses makeup
>dyed her hair
Nope
>exercises in gymthots clothes
Her exercise comes from walking to the shops
>has any tattos, specially in sexual areas (tits, butt, etc)
>has any piercing marks
>likes parties where sex and drugs are very common
>likes musical festivals (see point above)
>likes expensive jewels
>likes to masturbate
>has indecent photos online
>her social media photos has too many likes (I'd say more than 10, not having a social media is ideal)
Nope
>has any traces of tinder or dating apps in her phone
We met on tinder
>has male friends (goes out with her male friends, women that don't like walking with the girls and enjoy male company are almost always whores)
Other girls are mean to her, I’m her only friend really. She talks to a couple of male bitch-niggas from school
>has an ex boyfriend with whom she had sex with (or just fucked some other person, male or female)
She has tried to with one other but it didn’t work, I was the first person who made her comfortable enough to bang
>isnt a catholic (she can be a muslim or a conservative protestant but it's much worse)
Imagine actually being religious
>is too beautiful, model levels of beauty
When I first met her she was a 9/10, I’m in love with her now so she’s a 10
>lifts weights too heavy for just maintaining health (in other words, lifts to get an ass)
She can’t even open a jar of crushed garlic
>asks you to pay for every shit and never do something in return or without you asking
I make four times as much as she does so I always pay for shit. She does all my washing and cleans the house
>uses guilt to manipulate you
She gets pretty upset when I’m mean to her
>has any signs of drug use
I actually smoked weed with her, she had never tried it, I had back in college and I thought it’s important to try things. Neither of us will ever smoke it again tho
>links to drink, a lot
She gets too emotional when drinking so not often

>hurr durr why do people point out that my shit opinions are shit

Attached: brazilian surprised.gif (320x218, 1.55M)

>Being this thirsty.

Look, another canadian

So you can meet good women on tinder? That's a surprise
I still think she cheats behind your back my man

>eats fast food as if it grown in trees
She eats mostly fruit bread and pineapple toasties
>has female friends that have one or more of the above tips (tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are)
Nope
>does not read the bible at least every week
Do regular books count?
>doesnt follow the bible (thbq most of this list comes from it)
Most of this list is just not being a degenerate
>has some of the whore names (just google it and compare to your experience)
>uses indecent clothing (anything too tight, anything that's much above the knees)
>badmouths you behind your back
Nope
>doesn't obey your reasonable orders
She’s an adult. I make suggestions and requests but I’m not going to order her around
>doesn't want to have kids
It’s her no1 dream to have a daughter
>is an atheist
Agnostic I suppose
>uses large earrings and other whore accessories like chokers
Nope
>listens to degenerate music
Rock music
>knowingly supports companies that finance abortion such as netfilx and disney
My rich boomer parents have Netflix, we sometimes watch some Jewish media
>watches perverse, immoral movies and series like Lucifer for entertainment
Nah her favourite movie is grease
>is too dumb/guiliable
About 110 iq, good for a girl. She’s extremely self aware which I value highly
>is a leftist
She went to university and doesn’t like what I say about trannies. She will grow up

Cuz ya need have sex, ey?

Brazil is literally brimming with fatass whores and thots who will suck dick for an ice cream cone. They will fuck and marry any tourist just to get a green card to another country, even if it's some shithole like Germany or England.

You are in no position to be lecturing anyone here about what makes a "quality woman" when you come from a nation known for organ harvesting and transvestite scat porn.

Attached: brazilian_webm.webm (198x360, 2.93M)

These girl defined bitches barely give head and get offended by the word nigger, and their moms are Karens with whiny voices.

Attached: IMG_20190801_170508.jpg (2448x3264, 1.79M)

You just described every girl I know. Am I fucked?

What's with the epidemic of trashy girls getting shitty forearm tattoos? Don't they know that shit is forever, even lasers will leave scars if they get it removed 10 years from now...

OP may be uma delicia, but any girl with a tattoo visible when she's fully clothed is pure trash.

Attached: lf46340509_342014886668470_259687232482769708_n.jpg (1080x810, 70K)

I met her with a bait tinder profile, and she liked me because I was witty and I would ignore her for hours on end. I then shocked her with toxic masculinity on our first date, I bought her an icecream, gave her a lift home, and ripped a fat skid onto Main Street in my 300zx in front of her flatmates. She cringes about it now but at the time it was pure sex

This is a very good and all encompassing checklist. Yes.
On the other hand, it basically describes nearly every woman I've ever met.

You also have to screen for dog fucking.

>An important point on age:
If you want to have at least four kids (which every White man should strive for), then roughly 25 should be your upper limit on age.

>The reason being:
The average gap in sibling age, if you're trying to have kids, is usually about two years. Couple that with the time it will likely take to build a trusting relationship and marry, and 10 years is a good, approximate estimation of the time it will take.

By the time a woman crests 35, the risks congenital disorders, autism, and birth defects begins to rise rapidly. It's not impossible to have a healthy baby past this point, but each year accrued is more risk.

>Thus, an important point for wife material if you intend breed:
18-25 is the age range you want to aim for.

>Where the fuck can you find a decent woman worth marrying?
Not on tinder. WTF are you doing on there, if you're looking for a wife?

It describes every woman that exists in some form or another. No woman exists outside of the monkey's checklist. He just wants everyone else to be a miserable permavirgine like he is.

or do you....?

Attached: 541242524324.jpg (1080x1080, 130K)

Why are right wingers so focused on females? how about a list for right wing men for right wing women to be wary of?

I'm a guy that exercises in the nude. That's not degenerate, so why are 'thot gym clothes'

What a terrible wife and person she is literally shit tier

Quality post. Let it be remembered that was not a faggot. However, there are very nearly NO such women currently in existence.

>has an ex boyfriend with whom she had sex with (or just fucked some other person, male or female)
in other words, not a virgin... lol glwt

Attached: ohzfqy6qwu1titub2o.jpg (1000x800, 83K)

>>is too beautiful
lmao what the fuck?

>Men like to jerk off and have sent their dicks round the world 10x over fact and every zoomer/millennial has a dating app on their phones
tits or GTFO. You know the rules

Could I perchance ascertain the sauce from whence this adorable qt's photo hath been acquired?

it's nice to see all the copes about tradcuckism. it's like intentionally deluding yourself into believing that tradcuckism is a good thing because you are trying so desperately not to be liberal.

>catholicism meaning anything except satanic subversion
cringe and bluepilled

They do exist, you just have to filter them. My profile had the key words “looking for a relationship with a nice girl”

This immediately filters out whores, and it filters out cunts because they don’t want to be objectified by my standards of what makes a nice girl. I would then straight away make fun of them and their photos to see how they responded, filtering out narcissists. Then I would meet them, take them for a walk around mission bay (up a big hill too to judge fitness) and have a big yarn to judge their intelligence. For the second date however, (I only ever got to this stage once and that’s the girl I’ve been with for 2 years) I invited her around to make dinner together. Made her a nice lasagne, walked her to the bus stop and arranged a night on the town for that weekend to cash in on the infatuation I’d just created. In a relationship the next week, took her virginity a couple of weeks later after being the only guy she’d met who drove all the way to her home town and met her parents, and she moved into my flat last year. I’ll marry her next year (I want to keep a relaxed yet efficient schedule) and hopefully not too long after I’ve saved up enough and I can sell my sports cars, buy a house and fill it with (white) children

Can’t wait to get my own house, I’m unironically gonna get a flagpole and fly the southern cross

It's a secret, I'm not allowed to tell you.

OP was a faggot in that he didn't specify if anal counts. It's not a meme that some Catholic girls will only do anal because they think it means they're still a virgin.

Attached: 7657463.jpg (1080x1080, 102K)

u want to see my cock and asshole? thats pretty fucking degenerate.

ITS 2019 HOW CAN I AFFORD TO MAKE WOMAM PREGNANT

Well you can save yourself a time and ask her what she thinks of her dad. Anything less than good is the biggest red flag and it saves you time from the 1 trillion followup scanning questions.

If the question has been answered properly, checkout the rest of the family. You almost never have to look at the girl herself to find a proper mate.

Also, nice incel post. It's clear you never you touched a girl.

>took her viginity
if she didnt wait till marriage i can promise you did not take her virginity

Many, many of your criteria like requiring a specific religion or "not wanting kids"(this is something most women say until they meet the right man and then drop it immediately) are retarded bullshit or personal hangups that have no basis in reality.

Reminder that the vast majority of humans that have ever lived did not suck the dick of your crucified kike god and if those people didn't have successful unions their descendants wouldn't exist...

A decent woman is one you have financial control over. Make money and you will be amazed how much more virtuous the women in your life become.

>how is babby formed

Attached: retardgif.gif (500x267, 999K)

>ITS 2019 HOW CAN I AFFORD TO MAKE WOMAM PREGNANT
>>how is babby formed

Chang, I thought local Toronto immigration centers offered English courses at night, how can you not know what the word AFFORD means?

Like I said in my earlier post, she was an extremely shy ugly duckling who had no experience with guys until uni. The first guy she met messed with her head due to her sensitivity and inexperience, and he tried to penetrate her and couldn’t, the experience made her afraid of sex and so she couldn’t do it with the next two she met. She hadn’t had any relationship longer than a month. I was the first guy who made her comfortable, I was the first guy to penetrate her, and the first guy whom she has enjoyed sex with. Same for me, I didn’t enjoy it the first time I did it

I'm not going to waste time trying to convince, but I firmly disagree. Finding out a girl is/was on tinder is a major red flag, and should almost be an immediate deal breaker.

We all know what tinder is for, and it isn't relationships with nice girls.

Well Pedro, maybe I was hung up on the spelling and grammar of MAKE WOMAM PREGNANT

cringe LARP bro
just stop

Fucking hell OP before I can even read the book you wrote I had to comment on this dumb pic. Christ I bet she has a Chad for a husband and yet she's still unsatisfied. Why doesn't she get some temporary part time job if she's so bored/lonely? Why does it matter if the guy is smart or attractive if she just wants some (((fun)))? This kind of nonsense just blows my mind. How could he have landed such a thot? She's 26 and certainly wouldn't be doing this if they had just married so they must have been together for at least a few years. Is this one of those popular girls that had been slutting it up since 14? Why didn't he ask her many people she had been with? Both of them are dumb.

This is probably the best advice ITT so far.
I can't believe I'm saying that about a leaf poster.

Be 1488

Attached: tinder14882.jpg (2048x2048, 264K)

So basically date noone on earth. I hope ayyy lmao's are catholic

Attached: 1565014342337.jpg (1024x683, 67K)

>single mom
>chest tattoo
>showing your power level on a dating site
>16 miles away

pump and dump, single moms on dating sites are just fuckmeat

Attached: mfw hannibal.png (911x540, 701K)

And I’m sure you could find a complete slut at a church too. Nice girls can do things that are cool and popular too, you just have to look for them.

I feel sorry for you my dude. If this is a larp, it’s not a good one. I didn’t lose my v-plates until I was 21. I’m 4channing up my text a bit, but that is pretty much how it went

What a silly list of impossible standards. And what do you have to offer the relationship?

You better not:
>have any piercings/tattoos
>no felon status
>no debt
>unclean bill of health
>like to masturbate
>like parties where sex and drugs are very common
>like music
>have female friends
>have no friends at all
>have an ugly name
>doesn't exercise daily
doesn't eat healthy
>make less than 50k/year
>no vehicle
>have children from a previous relationship
>play video games
>spend more than 1 hour a day on the computer
>have no practical repair skills
>talk too much about politics
>not know how to teach our kids sports
>be a coward in the face of danger

Your checklist is too specific to be useful. You'll always miss the other redflags (and the big picture) if you focus too much on specifics. Dumb it down to "isnt a vain whore."

>You are in no position to be lecturing anyone here about what makes a "quality woman" when you come from a nation known for organ harvesting and transvestite scat porn.
I can't believe Im reading this from a canadian
Hey, is it true you people need to suck dicks just to pay for your food? Is it true you cant bring cheese from the US?

Attached: images (6).jpg (360x346, 21K)

>You also have to screen for dog fucking.
I think I put "has fucked before" in the list, it isn't limited to humans

Really, really important point, thanks for that

>No woman exists outside of the monkey's checklist.
The world isn't just canada hahaha

That might be clever if you actually had food :^)

Attached: uma delicia.jpg (600x842, 93K)

it really doesnt matter to me
all i know is the girl is in uni so shes beyond saving, she will forever want to go for education and work instead of be a stay at home mom
also you said you have been together for 2 years? how fucking old is this grandma?
20+ is grandma tier
i feel sorry for you, you dont realize how bad youve been had

>Uses makeup
I see your point but that's like 95% of women. I do respect the few women that don't wear makeup. I've been friends with this gorgeous Korean girl since high school that never wears any but she's an ice witch and only dates Asians.
>dyed her hair
unfair
>likes to masturbate
I see your point, but this seems unfair. It's good for a girl to know where she likes to be touched, but it might be better if you explored that with her.
>has any traces of tinder or dating apps in her phone
What if that's how you met her? How are you gonna find the time to unlock and go through her phone?
>has male friends
I strongly disagree. The elusive tomboy is the girl with mostly male friends and she is purer than pure. The whores actually hang out with girl groups and they all go to the club together and fuck different people.
>has an ex she fucked
You're not going to find a virgin in this day and age. However, if she's had even a single one night stand then this rule should apply. If she doesn't consider sex an intimate act then you shouldn't bother.
>only catholics
You're wrong. A lot of "repressed christian girls" are catholic. Settle for christian and use the Bible to get her to act right.
>Is too beautiful
I agree completely. I actually don't like 9/10 or 10/10 because they don't feel relatable.
>lifts
Nah. If she cares enough to stay in shape then it's a good thing. You aren't an Amerifat so you wouldn't understand. If she lifts to look good for me that's pretty great.
>uses guilt
breakup immediately
>likes to drink a lot
If she's christian we can get her to tone it down and practice moderation.
>eats fast food
If she lifts is she gonna do that? Otherwise see above
>does not read the bible at least every week
does going to church and reading it there count?
>tight clothes
If it's only when you go on dates with her then it's fine. It's good that she wants to look nice for you
>badmouths
break up immediately
>won't have kids
break up immediately

>And I’m sure you could find a complete slut at a church too
You absolutely can - exceptions are everywhere, though they still don't disprove general rules of thumb.

And as a good general rule of thumb, any woman you find on tinder is going to have fucked at least a few random dudes.

I can make a shorter list.

>Find a woman that wants an agreed upon number of children.
>She agrees on how to raise them well
>you can argue passionately and fuck afterward
>has a good family
>good strong father figure
>Is hot enough to maintain interest but not hot enough to think she can do better ten years later.
>Cooks

You got yourself a keeper

>have any piercings/tattoos
Nope
>no felon status
Traffic conditions for speeding but no criminal
>no debt
About 10k at 9%, I wanna max our credit score before mortgage
>unclean bill of health
Caffeine gives me the shits?
>like to masturbate
Good for prostate health, makes me cum less during sex which is nice, and stops me being thirsty over gf
>like parties where sex and drugs are very common
Nah
>like music
Just whatever’s on the radio in the ute
>have female friends
How does one be friends with a chick
>have no friends at all
Gotta spend time with the boys
>have an ugly name
Anglo asf
>doesn't exercise daily
Physical job and I have a mtb
>doesn't eat healthy
Balanced diet
>make less than 50k/year
85k
>no vehicle
Daily ute, two sports cars
>have children from a previous relationship
Lmao
>play video games
I play age of empires with site management on thursdays
>spend more than 1 hour a day on the computer
We use my pc as the tv. I don’t pay for media
>have no practical repair skills
Sparky. Work on my own cars.
>talk too much about politics
Only with the lads
>not know how to teach our kids sports
I’m not a sportsman, but I will make them try it all. I will however teach them how to drive a manual tho
>be a coward in the face of danger
No way to truly tell, but Ive had a 3000A switchboard explode right in front of me and set the boss on fire, called 111 and gladwrapped up his burns while zoning out the apprentices screaming. Got to flip the fire alarm and evacuate 1k+ people from a shopping mall too shit was cash

>how about a list for right wing men for right wing women to be wary of?
Most of the checklist also applies to men, but men are very different from women

>I'm a guy that exercises in the nude. That's not degenerate
Not only is degenerate, is also gay as fuck if it's in public

>so why are 'thot gym clothes' Men like to jerk off and have sent their dicks round the world 10x over fact and every zoomer/millennial has a dating app on their phones
>this list is retarded af
>believes men are the same as women
>believes men should be jerking off
Are you a cryptojew or a cryptorostie?

Attached: bounce-gym-shorts-024-10202015.gif (450x253, 993K)

>earrings and chokers
Damn I like hoop earrings and chokers though.
>listens to degenerate music
she can listen to whatever just not around the kids
>supports netflix and disney
unfair. I don't care what other women do with their children we just won't do it with ours. I live in Florida so there is no way in hell my kids won't go to Disney at least once.
>watches Lucifer
Is it really that bad? I haven't even seen it.
>is too dumb
Now I know that this is an honest list
>is a leftist
Being a christian is contradictory to being a leftist.

>However, there are very nearly NO such women currently in existence.
It's just an ideal user, you take what you can get

>lmao what the fuck?
The probability of a super model in a big city having a mileage of more than 100 cocks is very, very high

She’s 21 now. She’s got her degree, she works part time atm until she can find a relevant job, but I think she also wants me to cum in her. The kitten was the biggest hint.
Do you really think it’s possible to do better in the current year? I don’t really want to be hanging around high schools

We’ve discussed both of our histories. Women are liars true, but she is a bad one. I’d know

Don't mess with Muslim women. Christian women only.

Good post mate, but we're talking about wife ideals, not skanks to fuck, these are easier to find than anything else

>and if those people didn't have successful unions their descendants wouldn't exist...
>what are single moms
>what are adoptions
Man, are all atheists that dumb?

its a possible to do a little bit better in current year but not by a lot, i basing what i said off of history not current year
but the hard truth is its still not a good relationship
and at this point id put the blame on you for not getting married ALOT sooner to her and making kids
you basically wasted two years aka two kids you could have had

>doesn't exercise daily
Why can't rosties read for fuck sake? I said exercising with whore clothes, sweatpants are fine
Also, men and women are different, it's good for men to have natty muscles since they don't usually show if you're using clothes and are important to protect your family

>make less than 50k/year
Funny how my list didn't even mention money, but yeah, men should have a way of sustaining his family, with money or not

>spend more than 1 hour a day on the computer
What if he's a programmer? Or works home office?

>be a coward in the face of danger
How exactly not lifting will help with that?

>have female friends
>have no friends at all
Read again, paying attention to the meaning of the words in the list

Nice

If she is with you fucks be worried

Attached: received_864736940566312.jpg (630x630, 12K)

Congratulations on your success user. If only we could all have rich boomer parents, buy sports cars to impress the 9/10s, be good looking enough to turn down most of the thots on tinder and attract the one good girl, and have enough experience to know how to test the takers to weed out the bad ones that got through the tinder filter.

I stand by my opinions, but I wish you the best. Hopefully you're right about her.

Yeah will keep looking for bigfoot too, user. I am sure one is out there somewhere.

ur all betas u cant get a girl like that anyway

Those are like shiny odds for women. I mean I guess a homely church girl would fit all of those criteria but that's about it.

Ok you're acceptable you may buy me things.

come back when you're ready for a relationship kiddo

>degenerate
nigger music

>I guess a homely church girl would fit all of those criteria but that's about it.
Does she make your dick hard enough to stick inside of her and make babies?

That should be your only real 'requirement' in terms of appearance. For one, because beauty fades, but secondly, because you'd otherwise be no better than the narcissistic thots waiting for a 10/10 Chad.

>Is she attractive enough for you to breed her?
>Is her weight acceptable for having children with minimal health risks?
These are the only two factors related to beauty that you should really be concerned about.

Although I do generally agree that OP's list is overzealous, compatible values and a desire to have kids should reign supreme.

>woman cant be atheist
A woman who cant think critically and/or rationally is a garbage woman. If you demand she follow the words of another man, you're a cuck.

>implying atheism isn't just a Godless religion

How is atheism a religion?