Tfw landlords birthday soon and I don't know what to give him

>tfw landlords birthday soon and I don't know what to give him
He's Muslim, what do Muslims like?

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Gay porn, preferably homemade

Just get him a cute american trinket from a convenience store or something

pork chops

Try getting him bacon, I heard that muslims REALLY like bacon.

A suicide vest.

Your rent is enough of a gift

your daughter(s)

Buy him 500 grams of C4

Pork.

A goat

Its a peruvian custom to give the landlord gifts (and bow to them)

Bible

This, get him a goat.

Your boipussy

Cats

Make him an alarm clock

lol wtf why are you giving your landlord a gift?

You already give him money.

Pork

wtf

A bacon wrapped pork chop. Trust me he will love it.

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