We hear alot about guns and how everyone and their granny are loading up on firearms and ammo but what about your very important close quarter weapons?
With Civil War 2 and full on anarchy approaching and shit hitting fan in multiple directions I think time is right for a discussion about melee weapons.
I'll be dual wielding quality modern steel tomahawks.
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No that's keyboard faggotry, I'm talking about actual war
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Marine Raider Bowie. And a roofing hammer.
Depends on zone. Currently machete. When I go home for break, hatchet. To and from work knife and mace.
>dual wielding
ok retard
A foreskin leather belt.
Underage bait.
Nice combo
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this thread is stupid
>That stock
politics is moves to the battlefield when both sides stop talking
Oh and an inconspicuous guisarme for bug out.
Why is there a cord going into it.
I hope you larping Americans all die
Either my Katana or Broadsword and failing that my k-bar or small axe or maybe even my double bit axe.
I will fight them with hugs and win them with love
my big ass kitchen knife.
Hammer -> sword -> gun (likely an AR or AK variant) -> tank.
In that order.
I need to go medieval on their ass.
If we're fighting hand to hand I'm bringing a blow torch and a hammer.
I'm going to go with what my ancestors used back in the day to hack the enemies of our tribes to death.
Dual wield....might use shield and single axe, not sure. See how the first melee battle plays out.
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when shit gets real and cunts turn up with fucking swords... meanwhile every gun owner ever.
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But user all the ammo ran out and now you're the only one without a sword.
A knife on a stick.
Spear always wins.
bear mace and longsword. lol fuck your pure melee classes, you guys are failures.
Wait until you have to reload, faggot.
You'll get hit with an axe as you're fumbling with your mag.
Halberd.
anything heavier than a utility knife is a waste unless you're holed up in your house or something. I'll skip larger melee weapons and take more ammo, this bad boy would be good enough in 99% of situations that would require hand to hand combat.
My nugget with a bayonet. Now, when faced with ammo shortage I have a club, spear, and javelin all in one.
There is literally not a single reason to choose this over a solid mace. Why would you use a weapon designed specifically to be nonlethal?
Rabid Badgers on a stick
The halberd of course
you can't pull a liberal marauder off of horseback with a knife...
That's a hand grenade though
IM ACKTTUALLY BEST WITH A KATANA.
You'd seriously go hand-to-hand with
???
I'd fucking waste you with just one axe and a shield.
Poleaxe.
>Can bash, slash, and pierce
>Long enough to outrange common boogaloo weapons like bats, swords, knives, crowbars, and hammers
>Sturdy as fuck
>Can pull people off of vehicles
>Easier to reforge the head than an entire sword
>Easier to maintain
>Not too difficult to carry around with you
>Can double as a mallet, a spear, maybe even a crowbar
>Can pierce armor better than a sword
A good sturdy entrenching shovel will be my backup weapon, just in case I need more utility. Fuck swords, fuck knives, polearms are king.
Here's a good one. Better for combat than a Kbar, lighter and stabbier. Worse for anything else tho.
butt strike motherfucker dont even fuck around with bayonets, your holding a 5-10kg piece of metal use it, most AR's have a nook on the butt designed to tear a cunts jaw out.
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Your shit looks heavy and is slow to swing. I can get 2-3 hits on you with an axe in the time it takes you to draw back and get enough momentum for a swing at my head with that monstrosity.
boy I would love to see an autistic lardass come at me with an axe and a shield in the 21st century. Not practical but funny nonetheless
Looks pretty sick. Japanese WWII I'm guessing
Muh two hawks of danger close truth
it's too heavy. You may as well carry an unloaded .50 cal flintlock musket with a bayonet on it.
>fire revolver until it's empty
>grab by the barrel
>it's now a stubby metal club
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Have fun getting impaled while you move in to combat range. There's a reason spears have been the premier melee weapon on battlefields for almost all of history.
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it was the Canadian version of the Fairbairn–Sykes during ww2. Made in China now...
it's a motor to massage the prostate of your enemies. If your enemies cum you win.
Are you a federal agent?
purge yourself user.
can someone explain who will be fighting who and what they will be fighting for or against
bullet proof shield + bulletproof backpack
No, are you?
spears are only good if you have friends in formation. a naked nigger with a trashcan lid and a hammer would wreck you.
short sword and shield like a proper knight
Remember 30 years ago in your own country? It's pretty much going to be like that, but with more niggers.
Its a free for all fortnite style
>Monstrosity
It's about 6-7 feet long and weighs less than most arming swords. You usually deflect with one end amd attack with the other, there is no "wind up" like some fucking dark souls attack. It's literally a war axe but better in every way.
>Too heavy to carry
I'd probably be using it as a walking stick innaswamp most of the time. It's easier to carry around than a bloody sword or an axe strapped to your side.
much better than a halberd. lol wtf are these guys smoking. I'm supposed to be the Canadian one here.
>melee
Flame thrower. No I won’t tell you stupid shits how to build one, you won’t be responsible with it. But you can do it with about ten minutes and $30. If I find out one of you uses it to hurt someone I’ll rape your corpse myself. Yeah that will make me gay, idgaf. Don’t make a flame thrower or you’ll be explaining to Jesus why your butt hole hurt so much.
Also traps are gay. Enjoy the fires of hell.
>purple dildo
>Canadian
Yeah that checks out.
bruh cant you just make one out of a water gun?
Hmm. If only there were some sort of gun designed to be drawn quickly, carried easily, used with one hand, and viable in tight spaces.
Thick fur armor and I'm very bitey. Your axes are useless as I teleport behind you.
>made in China now
soooo Canada then?
Whoops, forgot to mention;
Poleaxe =/= halberd
They are two separate weapons, poleaxes were meant for personal use and are about 5-7 feet long, while halberds were designed for mass use or with cavalry, being 11-13 feet long.
Halberds are based
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You faggots will literally walk into my fire on purpose.
Always an axe.
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>this thread
> a walking stick innaswamp most of the time. It's easier to carry around than a bloody sword or an axe strapped to your side.
Good point. A walking stick is a valuable item than can be snapped or cut off from almost any tree....
But you'd need a hatchet anyway for survival purposes wouldn't you?
Nope. Just a neet.
ballistic shield and sword and you might think different
Knights never really used swords as their primary weapon. They were primarily mounted lancers with the arming sword as a sidearm in case they were dismounted. Polearms have always been and will always be the best choice in a straight up melee fight. Even late medieval swords like the Zweihänder were used in such a way that they essentially mirrored spears but with a much longer sharp bit.
It's absolutely a deadly weapon. But better used in formation.... Perhaps my views on polearms are due to me having no friends.
>>fire revolver until it's empty
>>grab by the barrel
Have fun with that.
... wow. you have friends. I don't. No polearms for me.
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>Spear
>Halberd
>Polearm
Based. Get your friends and form a phalanx
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