BUY A ROOMBA, GOY

youtu.be/12VMzO60AQI

Cartridges are shit but newer printers have a seperate ink container that you fill yourself. I go through a big pack of paper every week and I'm still using the same ink from 8 months ago.

Op is a retard, robo vacuums are not jewy at all lmfao

amazon

What kind of retard wants to talk to a speaker?

Insurance

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>What's the jewiest product out there?
Wireless earbuds. I win.
/thread

That "My Pillow" bullshit

>product
anytype of loan

>credit cards
>shampoo
>soda stream

LOL

They have done it before. God is such a schmuck.

>The men turned away and went toward Sodom, but Abraham remained standing before the Lord.[b] 23 Then Abraham approached him and said: “Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked? 24 What if there are fifty righteous people in the city? Will you really sweep it away and not spare[c] the place for the sake of the fifty righteous people in it? 25 Far be it from you to do such a thing—to kill the righteous with the wicked, treating the righteous and the wicked alike. Far be it from you! Will not the Judge of all the earth do right?”

>26 The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous people in the city of Sodom, I will spare the whole place for their sake.”

>27 Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, 28 what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five people?”

>“If I find forty-five there,” he said, “I will not destroy it.”

>29 Once again he spoke to him, “What if only forty are found there?”

>He said, “For the sake of forty, I will not do it.”

>30 Then he said, “May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak. What if only thirty can be found there?”

>He answered, “I will not do it if I find thirty there.”

>31 Abraham said, “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, what if only twenty can be found there?”

>He said, “For the sake of twenty, I will not destroy it.”

>32 Then he said, “May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”

>He answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

>33 When the Lord had finished speaking with Abraham, he left, and Abraham returned home.

Unfortunately they didn't find 10 righteous people in Sodom.

/thread

Kek

Perfume, soap, lotion, socks, fast fashion, fast food, television, smartphone, cars with computerized engines and cheap parts, novelty appliances, candy, most children's toys, makeup, electricity, processed animal products

guns

they didn't find anyone because it's not a real story

Soaps might be made of jew but I don't think any of the rest are

When this first came out I was like wtf, why would anyone need/want to make soda at home. Then years later I realized who it was made by...

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Who is it made by, user

>in 2070, Sodastream will be for soda what 3D printers are for guns

It's an israeli company

that seems fun, am I being mindraped by jews

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Then how did all this brimstone get here?

youtube.com/watch?v=fHQEcqwrYxc

Used to work for HP as a printer tech. The reason the cartridges are so expensive is because the print heads are built into them. Ink by itself in a plotter isn't too bad by itself. Designjet plotters have 1 printhead for each color 4 total. More expensive ones have more colors and more print heads. Pagewide plotters have 8 print head units. Each unit has 5 print heads so 40 total. Had a customer that left their $40k+ pagewide plotter sitting for over a year. Needed all 8 printhead units replaced as well as new ink and tubes. Cost them over 5 grand and took me 12 hours of OT split over 3 days to fix.

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ich habe gekeken

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Niggers.

musste lachen*

I had a jew neighbor that had one of those. They are shit.

Slot machines.

Kike shill

Insurance.

Obsessive compulsive behavior. Simple.

why are all small customer printers such garbage?
why is it so hard to make them communicate with a computer effortlessly?
Why do they always fight back?

Yep

>The whitest product
A copy of mein kampf

Alexa

The list of unkiked products would be smaller

>Haggling with God
The memes are real.

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Buying life insurance is simply placing a bet on when you're going to die.

seconded

Why are roombas jewed? I mean as long as they work properly

These are the correct answers

Literally anything made in a Third world shithole or china. So basically everything.

Take clothes for example, they will last you about 2 years if your lucky if you buy from a 'luxury brand' or less than a year if from a regular brand. My grandpa still has all his old clothes that were manufactured in England from a local store.

Seriously, literally every product is shit these days. There is no quality. I only buy clothes that are British made and the have the difference in quality from some pop brand is staggering.

Op is a retard thats why

Robo vacuums are to dusting as what dishwashers are to handwashing

AIPAC approved congressmen

oh nononononono pfffffHAAAAAA

"Home > Technology > How Does It Work?
How Does It Work?

For an intuitive 3D animation illustrating the KosherSwitch®, see here.
Like many inventions, KosherSwitch® technology employs simple concepts to provide indispensable benefits. Our technology revolves around several layers of Halachic uncertainty, randomness, and delays, such that Halachically, a user’s action is not considered to have caused a given reaction. Within the KosherSwitch®, algorithms operating on the internal micro-controller create all of the patented innovation. Once installed, a KosherSwitch®-based device is constantly and autonomously functioning through the cycles detailed below.
When you slide the on/off button, you’re moving an isolated piece of plastic. It is purely mechanical, and is not attached to anything electrical (electro-mechanically isolated). This is done at a time when you see a green Status Light, which provides 100% assurance that the relevant components within the switch are inactive. Subsequently, after a random interval, the device will activate and determine the position of the plastic by flashing an internal light pulse. The attached light fixture will be triggered only after the switch overcomes two failure probability processes – one prior to this light pulse and one after it. Halachically, your action is simply the movement of an isolated piece of plastic with no implications of causation."

LMFAO. just wow

They aren't. they're kawaii as fuck.

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Look, I just want a roomba so my cat can ride it while wearing a costume exactly as God intended.
youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo

That's the effect of a debt based currency. Planned obsolescence or redundancy. Obviously the power the quality, the more regularly you have to buy. If the currency was value backed, the emphasis would be on making quality clothes again as it was in your grandpas day, because saving money is beneficial. These days spending money is beneficial (for the system).

This Is why war is profitable

Small printers are garbage because they're not actually made by the company that has the name on it. For example, the cheapest printer actually made by HP is like $300+ and that's just because it's a scale down pagewide technology (what my last Pic was) to fit 8.5x11/A4 size paper. HP makes about half is profit on ink and toner. No point in designing quality printers for the average user when you can just buy the rights to a garbage printer, slap your name on it and make it use your pricey ink.

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oh man my sides

NO MO CHOLO

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What disorder is this? Is it schizophrenia or is it just kike reasoning? Imagine having to pull such mental gymnastics all the time. What cucks.

What are you printing?

The *lesser the quality

Ever heard the expression "The letter of the law versus the spirit of the law"? This is the letter of the law. They are utterly incapable of following "the spirit of the law" even in religious matters. Thus the Talmud.

Insurance that they make you pay for. I.e. it's against the law if you don't pay.

If you have some insurance for something because you want to or can't accept the loss of your property, by all means self-flagellate and pay Mr Goldstein his premium but don't make me do the same.

Underrated

came here for this. I love you ty

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...

Alexa etc.
>yes goy, it needs your permission to record 24/7
>doesn't mention it is one time only and it is wiretap for real

But that is still switching lights on/off.

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Watch the video goy. There's no switch involved. It's photons.

>but what if less
Is this the famous jew IQ? I have heard kids making more compelling arguments.

Diamond jewelry

But you are still directly causing (as in causality :^D) electricity (i.e fire) to start. Thus it can't be kosher.
It is like saying you didn't kill someone just because you pressed a button that fires a gun at someone.

I have two of those chink made cleaning robots. The work pretty great, but they probably record everything I do. Can't be bothered vacuuming myself though.

credit cards

got a swiss one for 50e. spent 200 on co2 10kg bottle and adapter.
icba and hate dragging plastic bottles back and forth, yet carb water is my main drink. 420g cylinder refill is 9-12e, 10kg refill is 20-30. you can do the math.

test

iRobot was founded by Rodney Brooks, an Australian. It's literally a shit-poster company in silicon valley.

a such fancy product for what is just a fucking plug.

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Iphones

payday loans

roombas are fine. stop being a luddite.

Jow Forums

I obviously won

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apple is the free space on the bingo sheet.

Soda

youtube.com/watch?v=qRNlxBuB9jM

Why can't they touch normal light switches?

One of those Nespresso coffe machine

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topkek

Car insurance.

are you so diluted that a FRENCH maid outfit makes you think of your chinese cartoons?

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