Guys, what the FUCK is this?

ULA launch

Probably another SpaceX rocket exploded?

Seen in S. Florida too. Shitty US missile. May have some plasma tech on it, like the Ruskies have since the early 80's kek

Asteroid. Expect many more. Bigger too

the fireball aliens from the backside of the sun. legit answer. they're here dudes. these are the aliens that "disarm nukes"

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lmao

Asteroids don't change course like that.

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It's niggers being catapulted to places that need to be culturaly enriched. Nothing to worry about.

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>Bigger too
Boogaloo

A giant sperm heading straight to yo momma's giant ass.

sorry, i farted.

Yo what is that fr fr?!?!?!?

Missile

looks like a spacex launch, the big ball like end on the trail is it reaching space and all the exhaust spreading out evenly in the sunlight.

nerve gas

What made it zigzag

Its a private rocket company you idiot they even streamed it live youtu.be/umKLZlYM1eU

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Space niggers, probably.

space nigger cum

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It an spers shap. wite ppl lol

My bad, shitty American rocket.

Swamp gas

I loled

It's the Northern Irish Space Program doing a routine launch

Please provide examples of quality romanian rocketry im curious

>russian
>hates spacex

checks out

remember
EPSTEIN

Giant space spermatozoa?

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>Project Jewbeans
put me in the screencap

Just a weather balloon. Move on.

Hehe...nice.

Hey faggot. You literally stole the joke from this guy: wtf is wrong with people?

Stage of a rocket re-entering the atmosphere. Another day on earth in the 21st century. Have a nice day.

Last night was taco and burrito night and after what started out as a eagerly looked forward to BM, my asshole exploded and detached from my rectum and took off like a Falcon Heavy. Search teams are on a recovery mission so thank you for the heads up on approximate location.

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Allah

imagine the retards back then seeing a steam train for the first time.
>whats that smoke moving.
its a demon REEEeeeeee

Top kek

maybe it came from this thang

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look at his flag and would a kike steal jokes...

Nobody knows the hour, day or time and if that was Jesus coming back it would be a bit more to see than a sky sperm.

project blue beans

It all started with the stupid NORWAY SPIRAL.... oooooh
>Too spoopy for me!
It wad amusing at 1st. Niw it is
>all so tiresome.

Damn Klingons already beating us in tech

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Underrated kek.

Shame it didn't land on Birmingham.

Taco Bell aftermath

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>hate
Are you retarded or what? Their rockets exploding quite frequently, and this one was quite the spectacle as well:

youtube.com/watch?v=JRzZl_nq6fk

Grade A ‘bama blacksnake eruption

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Based.

Its climate change, you ignorant anti-science fool!

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>believing the Russians.

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My God, I was just about to post that. Get out of my fucking mind user!

>implying you can believe what any country is saying at this point

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>AYYY
LMAO.

YESHUA HA MESHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG HE CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!! PAGANS BTFOOOOO

>canadian

probably a weather balloon whose thrusters backfired.

That's 1:100 scale model of my sperm

A WHAT THE FUCK FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Why meme flag ?

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My dear mutt, space rocketry was invented in Romania.
ancientpages.com/2014/05/29/rocket-launch-into-space-at-sibiu-romania-took-place-in-1555-sibiu-manuscript/

totally aluminium particulate (?) rocket fuel exhaust just like the norway spiral, totally not aliens.

It’s ball lightening you fucking brainlets
It’s a thing that happens
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning

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Hahaha I laughed

>swamp gas
>ball lightning
>weather balloon
(you)
5$ have been added to your MJ12 account

it's a type of contrail from ??? catching the rising sun that you can't see because you're in the ground and not really high in the air

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They seriously gotta remake the exorcist with this kid.

Ayyyyyyy...... (you).
Also, why does she look like she is 55yrs old?

What is stage separation and boostback burn?

wouldn't surprise me, i'm an hobby astronomer and the amount of asteroids i see in the night sky currently is quite astonishing.
Every time you see a shooting star it could have been a giant meteor.

this happened on July 25 2019
>>complex.com/life/2019/07/asteroid-barely-misses-earth-scientist-claims-it-snuck-up-on-us

They claim they didn't see it. yeah sure. They simply aren't telling us so people are unprepared for such an event.

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That is a creative use of the sun and a slow shutter speed. Nothing to see here.

If it’s big enough there isn’t really much prepping you can do, I’d rather be oblivious of it until it hits and everyone dies.

God's semen. That's how you know he loves all his children.

>mythical thing that has never once happened on camera

youtube.com/watch?v=Bczn_1S8SYo

Weird because it has been effectively duplicated in a lab setting.

fresh pepe......noice.

looks like space sperm or a flaming giant clam

youtube.com/watch?v=5RrIFIq3Vwg

Big cums.

It means an earthquake is coming

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That’s what she said.

It’s a tranny thing.

There was an Atlas V launch this morning.

biscuits