Brit/pol/ - Meet your new Unity Prime Minister

>Scottish Labour leader hits back in indyref2 row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49263525

>Natalie Christopher missing in Greece: Body found in search for UK woman
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49262996

>Brexit: Food industry seeks no-deal competition waiver
bbc.co.uk/news/business-49258852

>Dominic Cummings takes swipe at Grieve over confidence vote plan
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/07/dominic-cummings-takes-swipe-at-greive-over-confidence-vote-plan

>Euromillions Lotto babe Jane Park turns tables on troll who branded her ‘manky’
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/796829/Euromillions-winner-Jane-Park-embarrasses-troll-who-called-her-manky

>Sharp rise in women caught carrying knives
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49264665

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Is that Willem DeFoe?

The diverse machete enrichment for the police thread.

1st for slags

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no

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fug

Feelsbadman, it's like the whole US is ignoring us or not caring about us

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New one

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Abraham Lincoln?

Vossi Bop is number one for the 78th week

>norflicks presents

kek'd

Willem Dafoe looking rough these days.

>Yeah but my point is how far do you want to take it? Should London and Sussex to go independent?
Not that far, obviously but it makes no sense for us to hang on to Northern Ireland, it has only existed as a country for less than 100 years. England, Scotland, Wales make sense from a practical perspective, at least having somewhat of a long shared history and sharing the same island.

When are they going to say "fuck it" and just let the queen decide what happens with brexit?

I found the lurking femanon

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2n for slags in maternal age.

Nothing beats a good English slag

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Check the thighs bro

literally who the fuck is that
>unity prime minister
what the fuck is that
could you speak ENGLISH?
asking for a friend

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still would though

Why are none of you at work lads, its a Thursday afternoon?

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Well we helped fuck it up and then gave them the democratic ability to decide who's country to leech off of. Expulsion is never an option. They will unite soon regardless however. Hopefully scotland will go away too. Although i honestly don't think i share any more culture with a scot than someone from norn.

>working a 9-5

Not if damo and dazza have anything to do with it. Nonce.

They've a couple of hits under their belt now

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they're well fit m8

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>relegate woman to sexual objects.
>praise slag behaviour.
>cant find a worthy wife.
>All woman all slags, decency/hope is lost!
The absolute state.

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I had someone like the left down an allyway in tunbridgewells. Duno her name

'ate the new docter 'ew, me. was better when it was that norfen bloak.

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chill out Schlomo

Fuck yeah

Based Big Bazza

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Yeeees boooiiiz

You got any Indian slags?

You'd have to get me very drunk to even consider breathing around these "things".

Normalfags are confused and indigent about the machete attack.

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Think there's a few qts here

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>not invading scotland and ireland all over again
>not putting their leaders to the sword or sticking their heads on a pike
beaten by potatoes and haggis
that's what it'll say on your tombstone

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twitter.com/MerseyPolice/status/1159450137640521728

Another bigot btfo

nah sorry

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honestly, I thought it wednesday.

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I knew a bloke whose Mrs shared some photos like that, some with another man.
He stabbed her 9 times in the vagina and cut her lips off

I actually quite like the look of some of those British Pakistani qts

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Why's he wearing a lifting strap?

based

I miss blighty lads. I miss the misty mornings and the 12 days of summer. I miss getting tanked with my mates and getting a doner. I miss the grumpy shits and yuppie fuckers in London and the friendliest morons and stunning farmers daughters in the westcountry. I miss chatting in the pub and I miss the English slags. I miss the chippy and the shitty fried chicken. I miss Corfe Castle and Durdle Door. I miss the Frost Fair even though it's shit. I miss being friends with English people. I miss getting in the freezing sea in Bournemouth and a people telling me you don' see many Chinese roun' 'ere.
I miss not worrying about what people think about you every second. I even miss Blair, Brown and Cameron. I miss being a student and not giving a fuck if I passed my degree.
Never forget how good you have it.

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Ill say it again.

Scotland fags are by definition seething bastards.

Loses indy referendum
Lose eu referendum.

Want another go but will end up losing again anyway. Is there anything the scottish can do right?

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just completed uni. looking for a job but don't want to do it.

Even being drunk I shall not consider breathing around these "things".

You're always drunk Yuri.

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Their entire history is that of losing and complaining about it. Unironically fuck Scots. They are a total meme people.

Been out of prison 6 days. Cba to apply for a job for the next year

Kys you morose faggot

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Nah, I'm either in the dry out mode and in the drunk mode. I'm sober during this month at least.

Imagine even accepting the premise of Scottish or Welsh devolution when it came from Blair.

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Can you imagine being arrested for that? i don't think i would be able to hold back fucking one of them up tbqh

What you go to prison for? How long you in?

At work right now

Also they hate the english because muh history of "colonalism" but will happily sign away culture, law and history to the EU whilst taking in unlimited refugees because at least they arent the english!!!

What cat? any stories?

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because he's as strong as an ox

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David Cameron... the biggest political shitposter in British history.

I miss him too desu

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Belmarsh and then Wayland. Manslaughter. I was in last thread

They're like that one person who loses at Monopoly and can't accept it so makes up a load of bullshit 'rules' to get out of losing, and gets in a big strop, ruining everyone else's day.

Did 18 months

>Manslaughter
what happened? Post a news link or something if it doesn't dox you

ay man, it's a crime against humanity according to the UN

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_repression

thats the best they have? Offt.
That Hebrew nose, sweaty unwashed hair. Racial proof arabs did breed with the African slaves in broad daylight.

The radiation leak in russia was in the news recently, I thought this was known about months ago or at least here?

Anyone know?

did you try spice?

hope you turn your life around successfully. a rapist who lives nearby me appears to have moved.

As far as i know it's a fake

>I thought this was known about months ago or at least here?
I don't think so? Wasn't it an explosion like yesterday or something?

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Exactly this, they still go on about hadrians wall like it was some kind of won battle. They got backed off from society.

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YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS PARLIAMENT SPIDERMAN!

>Is there anything the scottish can do right
make the unlish seethe

It's quite the oposite. English get on with their day, Scotts bang on about shit and moan.

I am neither scott not English btw

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A week ago this story was released:
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-48949122/russian-arctic-submarine-wreck-leaks-radiation

But I'd heard things like this months ago I think.

No. Spice is for regards and the bullied who want a rest in the shit medical ward

god i feel sorry for you bongs.
all your women appear to be filthy degenerates
(with the exception of those Brexit girls)
are there really only 2 decent women in the whole of the UK?

...maybe you should be embracing sharia lol

Fuck off Mutt

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Jesus he looks ill

Nobody looks like that

its only a matter of time until they find the bodies this guy has been murdering..
he really screams serial killer IMO

Looks like he jizzed up his shirt

>heh, getting the queen to enact brexit is a LARP, kid
>the queen must stop no deal brexit let's have a government of national unity to overthrow boris
and the anons here fell for this.

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Faggots bought the: "Fast girls good" meme. Now we have a nation of "fast girls" and no mothers. Or at least very few.

Some people are born to rule

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He eats too much shit. look at him just spilling his drink all over himself.

I cannot understand why anyone would decorate their wall with an arm

>Remainer vermin unironically talking about a "national unity" government which would be dominated by the same bad faith remainers who have spent the last three years spending all their political energy blocking Brexit

These people have zero self-awareness. They genuinely see themselves as heroes and the 52% can fuck off down a hole.