The Methane Apocalypse

>m-man-made c-climate change isn’t r-r-real...

It’s okay user, I know you deny it because the future is too unbearable to think about.

Once the methane under the arctic ice is released into the atmosphere it’s game over. If it goes the way it’s going then expect it to reach an irreversible self perpetuating feedback loop.

In other words your children and grandchildren are literally fucked.

Better get on that trip to mars with Elon Musk

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>Methane from under the Arctic
>Man made
Or are we blaming CO2 on this even tho that was already debunked. Face the facts. The Earth is racist and is trying to kill all the brown humans. This isn't my problem

Natural selection

You're saying that kikes will be gassed even after white genocide, by an planetary scale fart no less?

Imagine the smell

it's going to happen and it needs to happen. The world is grossly overpopulated. climate change will solve this mess that humanity made

god i want to smell mother earth's braaaaap

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BAN ASSAULT TERMITES

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>Imploding im gonna have kids
kys chinaman

>Being the man who rips off that last fart whose lase few molecules of methane trigged the apacalypse
ultimate get

Man made climate change is not real.

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Stop farting.
Problem solved.

Look at the chart and see that the scale literally starts to look after the industrial revolution when modern industrial farming, factories and cars start splurging carbon into the air like crazy.

The fact is humans are modifying the chemical composition of the atmosphere. These modifications happened for natural reasons in previous mass exctinctoon events, but this time it’s been caused by mankind.

Groups of people and individuals prolly' already figured out how to harvest such.

I mean hey, a naturally occurring methane bubble is better than digging earth to reach oil.

There's two ways out of this. Either humans control the population, or the Earth will do it for us. White people are up first on the chopping block so I vote we just let the Earth kill everyone.

This is also probably worse than the effect of CO2

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>White people are up first on the chopping block

Nope dude people living in desertifying zones in Africa and India are the first on the list

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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obviously this lmao snow niggers can head north with AC and air purifiers

Who was testing methane levels in the year 1,000?
>it’s glacial ice samples durrrrr
How can you tell what age a piece of ice is
>science

I did that this morning. Nice knowing you all.

Perma frost in siberia is already melting. There are reports that russia must cool the ground of their gas plants so they dont sink in. Also a lot of bubbles shown up in the arctic sea. The bomb is activ, timer is set.

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Snow niggers can escape to Siberia while we meds build rome 2.0 in Sweden / Norway after killing all the islamists

>Globally, it is estimated that termites are responsible for about one to three per cent of all methane emissions. It may sound small, but that's up to 20 million tonnes of methane each year coming out the rear ends of these humble insects.

>However, unlike us humans, termites have a built-in filter system in their dwellings to remove this greenhouse gas before it's emitted into the wider atmosphere.

>A team of researchers led by Dr. Philipp Nauer from the School of Ecosystem and Forest Sciences at the University of Melbourne has developed new techniques to understand all levels of the methane cycle in termite mounds in the tropical north of Australia.

>In the study, published in PNAS, they found that around half of all methane emitted from termites is broken down by bacteria within the termite mounds and underlying soil before it enters the atmosphere.

Fart fags just won’t quit.
>I need about 3000 termites to fart in my face while I choke myself for science

>irreversible
poles are reversible

It will be faster than we imagine. Water vapour is the biggest problem, it has a way higher greenhouse effect than all other molecules and its evaporation will be strongly catalyzed by CO2 and methane.

>Better get on that trip to mars with Elon Musk

Mars exploration technology will unironically be used on Earth one day, when there will be 60°C in summer kek

youtu.be/COdXq2IAxj4

That was 2017 wonder how that area looks today.

>implying that those spikes in temperature weren’t met with significant changes in the biosphere and global climate, changes which will make it very difficult for a modern connected civilization like ours to survive intact

>How can you tell what age a piece of ice is
Depth of the ice and atmospheric condition database + radioactive decay.
God the IQ of this place has plummeted

Throw some iron in the ocean and make the plankton pay for it.

Oh fuck off. You’re regurgitating things you don’t understand based on the best guesses of leading experts that contradict each other every 15 years.

How do You know what depth correlated to what year?
Describe radioactive decay and how it pertains to dating molecules of water

>(((((Atmospheric condition database)))))
Describe in detail what that means and how it relates.
Hard mode: don’t resort to ad hominem, don’t just say science.

>Describe radioactive decay and how it pertains to dating molecules of water
carbon is radioactive
carbon has a set half life
half life is the rate at which radioactive atoms decay
carbon is in the air
ice cores have bubbles
these bubbles have carbon
we can now measure the carbon to determine age and other properties

you can also use visual analysis for ice cores as arctic ice is formed from layers of snow and is compacted at a rate in which you can determine age based on the formation of bubbles, see diagram

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How about that methane gets tapped and we use it for our betterment?

>reaching this hard
Fuck off bill nye no one is falling for your shit anymore

>parts per billion
Gtfo

BRAAAAAP

just because you've never taken a physics class doesn't mean we all have to stoop to your level of retardation. we've known about radioactive decay since 1800's and applied it to carbon dating since 1905. thinking this a modern hoodwink just shows you're historically illiterate as well as scientifically illiterate.

>experts that contradict each other every 15 years.
you know we've been carbon dating ice cores since the 50's right?

>cars don't work by engines but by magic
>all the experts are wrong because im retarded

i just farded.

Who cares about humans
I’d rather see the end of humans than anything else

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I would setup explosives on the California shelf and flood the atmosphere with even more.

Fuck this gay earth.

>he’s never heard of the Roman warm period or the little ice age

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>mankind is not a natural animal that evolved on the planet
You are not as smart as you think you are.

Of so, good. You deserve it for pairing white genocide with saving the environment.

Killed by brapppps?
far worse ways to go.

This is all cope to not having kids. Nothing will happens. You all just retarded

Better look at this. Remind something?

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Parts per billion? WTF?

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>extracting carbon from fossils trapped in the earths crust and reintroducing them to the carbon cycle and atmosphere is perfectly natural
>were human after all so these giant machines disturbing these innate cycles count as nature taking its course

>natural
>/ˈnatʃ(ə)r(ə)l/
>Learn to pronounce
>adjective
>adjective: natural
> 1.
> existing in or derived from nature; not made or caused by humankind.
> "carrots contain a natural antiseptic"

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The Earth isn't, wasn't, and never will be sustainable to decent human life on it's own. Only our knowledge and science made it sustainable. Idiots think that everything was better when nature ran it's course. It is so naive and dangerous. Raw nature never gave anything more to us than mere day to day survival if we were lucky. Nature is primitive, savage, and responsible for most suffering in the world. It is up to humans to overcome nature, otherwise we would still be little more than dumb cave dwellers dying of preventable illness.

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Shitting on climate alarmists isnt umplying that the climate never changes brainlet.

isnt it methane that gets released when they frack?
so as usual they know a problem will happen or find a problem that happens, then blame everyone else but themselves for it to get tax dollars becuase somehow money fixes thigns. even before there ever was money we developed civlizations.
but i guess since the counterfieter monopoly men create money out of thin air it will somehow also materilize.

like god or quantum physics, be at two places at once.
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>y axis doesn’t start at zero to make it look more dramatic
>only goes back 1000 years
>doesn’t show temperatures next to CO2

>Globe HEATS UP
>CO2 from oceans is released
>CO2 in the air INCREASES
>Earth gets cooler
It's like everyone is ignoring a key piece of evidence right in front of our fucking faces. CO2 increases come AFTER the warming trend, NOT BEFORE.

thinkprogress.org/nasa-study-fracking-global-warming-0fa0c5b5f5c7/
wow how did I just know this was teh fuckign problem
frack-off.org.uk/extreme-energies/shale-gas/
>Shale Gas is methane (natural gas) which is trapped in impermeable shale rock deep underground, unlike conventional natural gas which is in permeable rocks, such as sandstone
Because of the much more intense nature of the shale gas extraction process it is associated with much more negative impacts than conventional drilling. These include leaking methane, water contamination, air pollution, radioactive contamination, massive industrialisation of the landscape, worsening climate change and earthquakes.


Guys..guys stop making the fracking business lose money

you realize for most of the history of life on earth there was no ice caps right?

Okay, so explain to me why extra methane in the atmosphere is going to fuck us?

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>enclosed spaces full of humans exhaling co2 has high co2
>therfore its okay if we apply this level to the entire fucking atmosphere
what all you co2=plant food brainlets forget to leave out is that plants are heavily dependent on temperatures and co2 contributes to the green house effect, rising temperature, increasing deserts, decreasing land available for vegetation, and acidifying the ocean.

it goes like this...

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The Church of climate change in east anglia got caught fudging the numbers.
Climate change was usurped by politics, you cannot possibly believe their bullshit.

Every decade brings another harbinger of doom which somehow requires the people paying more although regular people have a very small .
When a conference on climate change brings mega yachts and private jets you can be sure as shit that it is all a bullshit.

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>Once the methane under the arctic ice is released into the atmosphere it’s game over.
>man made
ok ya dumb fuck ass bitch nigger motherfucker dumbfuck ass shit bitch

I will never agree to any climate policy until the USA is a white country.

There is no correlation between temp and CO2, we are in the coldest periods in the last 65 millions years now

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I have taken a physics class. Not once did we go over loony toon theories like you posted.

So what. If something happens we are fucked anyway. If it doesn’t well here we are.

Ah the old it’s always been done this way fallacy.

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We aren’t talking about a simple motor that we can observe. We are talking about con men that try to tell people how old a particular piece of ice is.

How methane can even exist in the atmosphere? Shouldn't it just burn out whenever someone uses air for their fire?

when you have to use "parts per billions" the odds of finding a flame are so small.

The only climate change we see is the breakdown of the jetstream. The Danish show that summer temperatures are slightly lower than before (no, really), and the winter temperatures only changed from ~-30°C to ~-25°C because America and Russia had record lows.

All warmings the NASA shows are due to TOB, which implies that people were too dumb to handle their thermometers correctly. There is *no* warming. NASA and IPCC are full of shit.

this is the dumbest shit i've ever read and the irony is that you think you're enlightened for believing this
the big corporations are fueling climate change rhetoric due to green shaming? thats why the fossil fuel industry has lobbied billions in fighting climate change legislature? thats why the koch bothers have used there massive fossil fuel profits to effectively buy out the republican party and deciding who gets elected when and where through massive campaign donations. the corporate money is not on the side of climate change research. are your really suggesting independent researchers and national researchers across the globe coming to consensus from interpreting decades of data is all just a corporate conspiracy to keep big solar in power by buying out the majority of the worlds research institutions? the dems should really come up with another global conspiracy to achieve power because climate isn't even the biggest voting issue, healthcare is. so all these published papers are fake with fake data but not the handful of infographics you keep spamming, no these memes that agree with your preconceived notions and bias is true enlightenment and totally not like the shared and "liked" graphs from the sheeple on the otherside of social media.

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>thats why the fossil fuel industry has lobbied billions in fighting climate change legislature?
Yes retard. Gas and oil gave billions to "green lunatics" because they oppose nuclear which is what gas and oil fear most as a replacement.

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>consistent decades of data with a clear scientific consensus
thats the way its always been fallacy
>new theories brought up through new data gained from the decade
scientists change their minds every 15 years, science is fake

the cognitive dissonance here is staggering

>the big corporations are fueling climate change rhetoric due to green shaming?
Actually that's a reframing from the situation. Climate scientists in the 1980s were talking utter bollocks, like Wigley and Hansen. Companies like Exxon, which were dealing with fossil fuels, checked their claims and rightfully figured that they were full of shit.

And because climate scientists are niggers they didn't re-evaluate their hypotheses, but simply reframed the situation. Up to this point I haven't heard anyone saying anything concrete against Zharkovas hypothesis other than
>b-but it doesn't match the climate models
, even though they've been so wrong that it's not even funny.

>Hansen predicted every summer to be as hot and dry as in 1988
>in reality land there's been cooling and more rain

Who the fuck was measuring CH4 level in 1900?

DELETE THIS DELETE THIS NOW MOOOOOOOOOOODS

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can provide consistent evidence to counter the fact that the koch brothers poured millions into the republican party to knockdown all efforts to restrict the gas industry? maybe the second largest privately owned company in america thats poured millions into politics to protect its industry are the real corrupt ones and not the "green shamers".

We're going to suffocate ourselves with our own fart gas. An undignified end to an undignified era

earthobservatory.nasa.gov/world-of-change/DecadalTemp

>Literally admits that heat causes changes in CO2 levels and not the other way around and that they don't really know if changes in the level of CO2 will affect anything
LMAO you're literally retarded. You know global warming is essentially a blank check for climate researchers too. Companies aren't the only one with a financial incentive.

Smart big business works this way. The enemy of my enemy. Green retards agree to pour donated money into shaming nuclear and not them. Gas ad oil know nuclear will take over one day, they just want to hold on to profits as long as possible.

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the ''clathrate cliff?''

the fact that methane clathrates are abundant off the eastern shelf of the US as well as under the arctic permafrost

the fact that methane is 15 times more potent as a heat trapping greenhouse gas?

no worries m8

not our civilization wtf we'll be farming in canada while niggers continue to starve like they ALWAYS HAVE WITHOUT WHITE PEOPLE FEEDING THEM
literally who fucking cares?

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according to that graph you're fucking gay

Wew, another climate change nigger

First it was 'the ice age is coming!'
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Then it was 'global warming is going to cook the earth and melt the glaciers!'
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But this was debunked spectacularly.
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But this has been going on for a long time
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It was proven that climate scientists doctored results, fabricated data, illegally erased data, prevented other scientists from using the data and verifying their conclusions, and knew that the results they got did not find the earth was warming.
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The official U.N. IPCC report was fraudulent too
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And the statistically fraudulent claim that 97% of scientists agree, was debunked too
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The Great Global Warming Swindle - Full Documentary presents it nicely youtu.be/oYhCQv5tNsQ

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