You have 5 seconds, 5 SECONDS, to make the most American post possible!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.

Dilate

MUH GUNS

Absolutely disgusting, why would mexicans want to illegaly enter this shithole???

FUCK OFF.
WE'RE FULL.

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MIGA

HELLO WHER ARE THE FATS ,OH IT IS ME

read the filename, retard

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I'll fucking shoot you!

Whiter than you Muhammad.

butter
Lots and lots of.......butter

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Whiter than you, muhammed

It's RIGHT there in the second amendment in the Declaration of Independence.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

Burnout in a corvette

While shooting an AR15 and eating a big mac on 4 july

>AR-15
The internationally recognised symbol for "my penis is sub 5 inches"

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fuck off
/thread

I don't even know what that is anymore.

what is with you faggots and your minds immediately thinking about cocks at every opportunity?

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INCOME TAX IS THEFT

1776

GERMANS ARENT WHITE

UUHHH SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

fucking hell, that's disgusting

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Burger

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Man I love Israel, it's our greatest ally

this is me, eating my breakfast this morning

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projection from the defenseless cucked faggots in the UK.

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this one makes me gag every time I see it. sort your shit out, burgers

Mexicans are worse

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needs ketchup

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no more jews in america

>near daily mass shootings
Yeah, I'm ok where I am.

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here's a local delicacy that we make during the autumn months

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we have a winner!

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What the fuck

MAGA 2020'

Duck, cover and pray.

>Goes to Walshart
>Gets shot

AHHH I WISH WE WERE STILL PART OF BRITAIN

MOOOOOOOOOOAR GUUUUUUUNS

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Isn't that margarine and not butter?
Still repulsive none the less.

you're still butthurt about the tea party we had without you.

Kek. No.

this is the most disgusting thing in this thread

The thing that pisses me off most about this is the burger getting cut in half. I fucking refuse to eat burgers that are cut. Watching this gets me genuinely angry.

Poor man, never stood a chance in this life.

>pic is a super deluxe thumbnail
>eurabian island flag
this thread stinks of puss leaking axewounds and piss smelling goatsexers

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what the fuck is wrong with people? what lump of redundant protoplasm would eat that disgusting pile of shit?

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agreed

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>What the fuck is wrong with American people?

Israel is greatest ally!

I thought you burgers loved to get cut

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would have been edible if it wasnt for the cool whip

>Shalom my fellow patriots

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"Use it" "Do it"

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This is America.

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What's a second and why isn't it imperial

>cut
>not even cooked
Jesus Christ STOP
>foreigners always find a way to talk about dicks
This is why everyone thinks euros are gay.

haha saw this one earlier fucking disgusting

the danes would love it though im sure

I went to your capital, Paris. I didn't see a single italian. Germany is so cucked.

you are a faggot, and a nigger at the same time

but then you can mix it with half of a completely different and culinarily incompatible burger. what could be more american than that?

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I mean Europe is a lost cause, Frankfurt is basically Pakistan now, not England. We must bomb Iran in order to secure peace on the Middle East. Whiter than you, Muhammad.

>Israel attacked the USS Liberty on accident!! What are you, antisemitic??

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here's my last wiener one, because why not

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>responds with a lengthy, self-righteous tirade to a post I didn't realize was tongue-in-cheek

>spendagon

Nobody would unironically enjoy eating that. I hope

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Here's some chicken I made last night. Nice and juicy.

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Perfect. You're not working at FSB or as a Russian bot aren't you?

What the fuck is your problem?

comfy pie

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And Jews are greatest citizens.

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Alex Jones is a jewish puppet and controlled opposition

blue balls

nobody claps when a movie is finished where did this meme come from?

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*gets shot*

youtube.com/watch?v=BBSnGaNpkzw

I've been asking this for years. I get le 56% meme, amerifat, and shart in mart memes, but the clapping one is just fucking gay. I've flown all over the place and used to go to the movies quite often. I have never witnessed the clapping thing, yet yuropoor faggots will always tell me that I'm wrong.

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marriage material

I fucking hate my country so fucking much. Fucking embarrassing.

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Obesity is cool!

t. burger

STEAK FUCK NIGGERS