I’m a sexually frustrated incel who doesn’t want to inflict my frustrations onto innocent bystanders and I need...

Jesus is the answer. Don't be fooled by all the BS. Women are a meme.

Rock hard and will land you 99% of any women. And why don't you have rock hard abs? You're lazy and lack willpower. Nobody but yourself is holding you back.

Get off this board

if this guy can get it, you can too

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Fuck a hooker and stop whining.

Stop being so shallow. Life is more than just sex. Turn to God. Don't think like a degenerate.

Cringe

Here's actual advice desu

You are not sexually frustrated. You are just depressed as fuck and unhappy (just like everyone, yes literally everybody you meet in your life is unhappy, including those Chads that bang girls 24/7) and you think getting laid will make you happy.

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What the fuck is this shit? Get the fuck out of here with this faggy whining.

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It's less pathetic than hitting rock-bottom at 40 and realizing you wasted your one and only life.

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Work out. Even just pushups and planking. Go for runs or bike rides. Eat better. You'll instantly gain confidence, a better outlook on life, and become more attractive overall.

True dat. Men is never satisfied.

Women are horrible sociopaths that seem to come from nightmares.
Watch porn, find a pleasurable hobby (it is very hard to find the right one), try to have a less obnoxious life in general and maybe a physical activity if you find an interesting one. It works if your life wasn't too rigged from the start.

To think a cripple is banging that hot piece of ass but not me....It’s no wonder the incel community is resorting to violence.

Fuck off glownigger

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You just need to get fit, get a routine even if it's just push ups, you will naturally eat more
When you will get results you will start feeling good about yourself and exercise more

> innocents
> in an invasion

Your problems stem not from women directly, but from a misguided infantilization of women on the part of all of society. Women ride the carousel and self-gratify until they become cat-ladies, because we let them. We enable it by not kicking them out of 'their' (our/society's) homes, by giving them welfare collected from the hard work of men they're doing nothing for, by protecting them from the much-needed comeuppance a rapist and murderer would give them if we denied her protection the way we should.
This misguided infantilization is of course in some cases enabled by willfully ignorant idiots, but in some cases by malicious forces. They enable it on purpose, with glee, and your suffering as well as that of the woman you COULD be married to if it weren't for the systems put in place and the dysfunctional social landscape we have today, is the express goal of what they do. There isn't a misunderstanding, you dying alone and more importantly, without offspring, is the intended outcome.
There is no non-violent solution to this. This is why more and more incels are bound to make this realization and go down in a blaze of glory.
And don't be mistaken. I see this nonsense peddled even by ecelebs that are otherwise right on the money with most of what they say. Refusing to just take this disenfranchisement and making it expensive by costing it the lives of the more approved demographic, is nothing short of a noble and heroic deed, and every additional kill is a favour to humanity as a whole in its own right.

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>IF I GET LAID... THEN... THEN I WILL BE HAPPY
>gets laid
>continues being depressed fuck for the rest of his life

I'd strongly recommend No Fap. It's going to seem hard at first and might make you more frustrated at first but trust me it will build your confidence over time and help you gain the balls to actually go out into the world and talk to girls. This will make you feel much more satisfied and better than you would feel after jerking off

>Hay. Chad, it's my ho

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Once the idea of rejection no longer scares you, you'll be fine.
Do you know how many dudes are sending out 50 messages a day to different chicks and maybe get one bite?

quit worrying about sex

>doesn’t want to inflict my frustrations onto innocent bystanders
Cool there are lots of targets that aren't innocent.

Fuck off FBI

And OP, you think sex will solve all of your problems. Look at Roosh V. He got with so many women that he wrote books to teach others how to do it and gained a whole following. Yet, he has recently turned to God and renounced that lifestyle.

Only a virgin would recommend relieving frustration and depression by talking to girls.

>depression
He's trying to help you with the incel thing. If you're a faggot you're going to need some electric pence to shake that off.

Turn to God it's the only way. Don't jerk off and fall to whims of a woman

Once you stop giving a fuck women will want to fuck you. It’s your desire that repels them like a magnet

>clean yourself up, you should be doing this even if you're not looking for women
>learn to relax and let things go, stop sperging
>stop worrying about saying the wrong thing and just learn how to recover from saying the wrong thing.
>if you think you said the wrong thing DO NOT APOLOGIZE. I cannot stress that enough, only apologize if she's clearly upset and you have no other option. Replace "sorry" with "just kidding" if you're having problems.
>smirk instead of smiling, keep your mouth closed, breathe through your nose, and try not to scratch an itch
>this may be the hardest for some of you. Actually listen to them, at least at first.
>flirt every chance you get just for the practice, start with older women just to make their day. The most important thing is practice, you need to get out there and put your fear aside.

How is your life wasted at 40? Just keep living retard

Just stop worrying about women. Get a whore if you've absolutely got to get laid.

Otherwise, unironically, clean up your room, then your house. Start being more active. Get the fuck off the internet for a while and when you come back just use it for no more than an hour a day. Find a hobby. Start building a new skill.

Everything will fall into place, but you just have have to keep at it.

>Just be yourself bro

Its the opposite. Your current self is undesirable - change it. Dont be yourself. At all. Thats the mistake youre making. Never be yourself, unless you are succesful.

>incel community
The fact this is a thing is really disturbing. Running is free. Picking up logs is free. You have to get over your depression first. Physical activity is the best way. You won’t feel so awkward if you’re not depressed. Then just talk to as many random girls as possible. Ask questions, ask for directions, whatever. Being skinny isn’t bad you just don’t want to look sick.

This. Fake it till you make it OP

Get the fuck out of here with your faggy whining, you bunch of pathetic s/adv/irgins.

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I would recommend not focusing on females as your main goal. If you work on yourself, women will come to you. Go out and start jogging. Get fresh air. Go to meetup.com and join a meet-up that you like. I've done hiking ones and I've made friends there. Improve your health and wellnes. Start talking to more people in order to be comfortable holding a conversation. Look up conversation tips on YouTube and actually do them. Don't just watch the videos but DO what they recommend. Don't do a bunch of research and not go through with it. DO IT. Go out, jog, go to a store and learn to speak with people first. Start by talking to employees of the store and ask them where XYZ is. This will help you with your nervousness and anxiety. GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE ON A REGULAR BASIS AND INTERACT WITH SOMEONE NEW EVERY TIME. In order to get your mind of women, work on yourself. This is the only way. And eventually, women will see that and throw their vagina at you.

Stop taking the memeflag glownigger seriously. They only made the post so that they could print it out and scan it as an example of "incel extremism" on this board.

Listen you little whiney cunt, start working out and eating healthy. Thats it.

Once you stat bulking up and looking better, you confidence will skyrocket and it will become easier to identify when women are hitting on you.

Have sex

get money. women will overlook you're failings if you have money.

>meet up
OP needs some male friends. Everyone needs a wingman and women don’t like guys with no friends.

If you're still an incel at 40, you're never getting laid by women young enough to bear children.

Your genetic line dies with you. You've lost at life.
Tens of thousands of years of reproductive success ends with you because you were too fucking stupid to take easy risks.

You failed.

>if this guy can get it

He's not. This chick is obviously fucking someone else. Sex is very imporant in a relationship and this chick having to wipe his ass and carry him like a baby into bed is not doing it for her.

Give up. Your continued pining for pussy is gonna kill you in the long run. Accept you're a genetic dead end and find something else you can pour your autism into. Preferably something that gets you out of the house every now and then, unless there is nowhere you can go that doesn't have thots walking around, I guess. I'd move in that case.

There is more to life than sex.

you just have to settle for a b-tier roastie, that's what non-chads get nowadays

>get money. women will overlook you're failings if you have money.

Avoid this type of woman unless she is purely for fucking.

> WORKOUT EVERYDAY (LYFT, RUN, SWIM)
> GET A HAIRCUT WEEKLY AND GO BALD IF RECEIDING AND CLEAN YOURSELF AND YOUR ENVIRONMENT
> WORK TOWARDS A CAREER AND LEARN EVERYDAY, READ (PHILOSOPHY), STUDY(TO BECOME UNDENIABLE IN YOUR CAREER) AND DON"T BE STUPID
> DON't BE AUTISTIC, DON'T SAY AUTISTIC SHIT, LEARN TO BE A MAN. DON'T PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL.
> DON'T JACK IT TILL YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON YOU SEE.
> ONLY EAT THINGS THAT AREN'T PROCESSED. (I.E. STEAK > PEPERONI, CHEDDAR > KD CHEESE)
> KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL HUMANS, NO ONE IS SPECIAL, EVERYONE DIES. MOST IMPORTANTLY, WITHIN THE LIMITS OF PHYSICS, YOU CAN DO WITH SOME PRACTICE, ANYTHING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CAN DO. CAN'T IS THEREFORE NEVER AN EXCUSE.

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Looks terrible

damn that was good.

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Fuck off glownigger.

Reproduction is the only meaningful thing life does.
Anything else is you say is a sad attempt to cope.

First. We are now in a shallow age. Image matters. Get in shape. Frankly, these days, that is all you need. Women are consumers that get their entire self worth from what they buy and have around them. Be dathly honest ans share things with them. Write them notes. And tell them what you want. It drives them crazy. emember, a woman is a five year old deep inside. Connect there and they will do anything.

*Cracking legs and screaming noises*

I lost my virginity to a prostitute and got my first girlfriend soon afterwards. I'm not sure if the two are related. Maybe I carried her pheromones on me around my oneitis and she suddenly felt the competition of another woman on me. Maybe opening pandora's box and knowing that I could get my fuck on any time I wanted (as I could afford it) made me seem less desperate and more cool.

But I can tell you that I certainly have no regrets starting on a prostitute. The one I fucked was lovely.

That said... prostitutes won't solve the underlying problem. The loneliness. Truth be told... a girlfriend won't either. I don't know if it's just how women are these days or people in general.

If you go full school shooter, I understand.

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You want it too bad, that's the problem. Women can sense it, just like how you can tell if a salesman is desperate to sell something. Desperation isn't attractive, so stop being desperate. That starts with being happy with yourself. You need to make friends with your lonlieness, become comfortable with rejection, and have standards even if you are an incel.

And yes, you should be yourself.

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Why does anyone reply to this sort of thing like it isn't bait?

Just get an escort for fucks sake having sex is nothing special

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>Go Outside

Get a whore.

YOU GLOW CIA/MSM

>Just be yourself bro
Literally the "let them eat cake lmao" of all things dating-related. Fuck the bastards who want us to sabotage ourselves with this corrupt meme.

>Meditate while holding your breath.
This will reduce your resting heart rate and decrease anxiety. Next learn to
>shut the fuck up,
i.e. be quiet as often as possible in conversation. This will make you seem more intelligent.
>Also lose weight, stop jacking off ect
Everything is a bonus

early in the womans career, the chad thundercock bad boys? that doesnt count... when the womenh settle down though? most times $$$ figure into how "attractive" you are, and the more $$$ you have the more attractive you are... which means that most marriages and prostitution are the same thing, essentially.
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so, someone a guy ha a great job? big nice houe? cars? money? pretty wife dedicated to you and your two kids? loves you just for
"you"? really... lose the job, within short order if you dont get another great job? he wife will leave, take the kids, you are fucked.
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prostitution? same thing, except quicker, cheaper, and easier... wear a condom dont know what you can catch? but THESE days even regular girls are all diseased up anywys, whats the difference.

hey FBI we got an incel over here

>stop porn
>stop nicotine
>alcohol in moderation
>lift
>eat healthy
>consider your looks
>get a job
>start a hobby
>got to church
>run into a woman
>fix her from modernity
>fuck her
>marry her
>get a prenup just in case

simple as

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It's not that bad, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and the main reason I did it is because I didn't want to be a virgin before I turned 30. I thought, let me just pay this bitch 100 dollars to fuck her and get it out of my system. Now that I've done that I've totally changed, I walk different, I talk different. I've suddenly stopped caring about what people think of me in public. Most of my insecurities seem to have evaporated. I need to point out that the prostitute is a milf and as a result I still look at girls my age disdainfully but feel overly confident with older women as a result.

Stop focusing on this. Instead focus and making yourself better and gain self respect. You will never find somebody respecting you if you don't even respect yourself.
Get to the gym, learn things, read, have hobbies, etc...

This

Most of these incels confuse sexual frustration with loneliness. They in fact want not sex, but love, somebody to actually care about them.

Elliott Rodger is a really good example of someone who confused loneliness with something else. He thought that by getting girlfriend or getting laid he would have cured himself from terrible hollow feeling called loneliness, which actually is almost impossible to get rid of in our modern world. Solitude and loneliness are different, you can be around all kinds of people all the time but still feel lonely deep in you heart.

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>see, this one outlier case is the proof everyone can do that
fuck off

Also this.

Get an escort

why the fuck do you even care.

Maybe if you're an atheist. I used to be one.

yes, exactly.

It is true that lust and love are different.

Hit the gym. If you're just looking to dip your dick in some strange, the answer is a hard, masculine body.
I have uneven, lopsided eyes, a twice broken nose, acne scars, cauliflower ear, no lips to speak of, and a neanderthal brow. My face is ugly as they come.
However, pic related is me and I've never had an issue getting pussy. Being 6'2 also helps.
>inb4 trashy tatts!
I was young, in the military, and dumb(er than I am now). They were done in Japan.

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Stop being a fucking pussy and either accept that you are queer, or man the fuck up and accept that you won't be master of your life at such an unrealistically young age. But mostly, it's the former: dude you're probably gay and don't want to face up to it. Watch the Shy Boys documentary on YouTube from way back in the early 2010s: four gay dudes, one tranny and one guy who wanted life to be like it is in the commercials and was aghast that it is not: youtube.com/watch?v=HuDyRI8uVbc

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Contact Princess Ivanka at the WH, who has stated she will give BJ to frustrated incels to help them get over stress.

>Dont be ugly

Been there done that

Doesn't matter at all if you got mad dosh

hey FBI, send feet pic

Change what you can: get absolutely shredded. There are plenty of hot chicks who fetishize jacked dudes. Use the socializing inherent to relationships to get better at it and parlay that into improved employment. Keep SOME niceguy qualities so you're not a muscle-bound cunt.

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Who cares? Every woman is basically a prostitute anyway. Either you pay her with dinners, emotional support, time investments, etc; or with straight up money. There is no real difference. At least hookers are honest.

Go to return of kings and turn back about 10 years and look at articles about "the game", then ignore anything that sounds outlandish or silly.

Alternatively, get just a little fit. Dont need alot. If youre in college, get your abs in shape and wear a button up shirt that you never button (in your dorm areas ect, not crowded areas).

Sounds dumb, but it worked for me.

based leaf

Start trying to work on your fitness, hygiene, and appearance and then try leaving your house once in a while. Making friends out in the real world leads to getting poon.

It's a really good shoop. The "ouch" on the shirt is the giveaway. It isnt contoured to the shirt of varied in color gradient.

Same here, also lost my virginity to a prostitute. I dont regret a single second of it