Brit/pol/ - PC Apustaja edition

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 31% (-1)
LAB: 22% (-)
LDEM: 21% (+2)
BREX: 14% (+1)
GRN: 7% (-1)

via
@YouGov
, 05 - 06 Aug
Chgs. w/ 30 Jul
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>poll
strawpoll.me/18445012

>Scottish Labour leader hits back in indyref2 row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49263525

>Natalie Christopher missing in Greece: Body found in search for UK woman
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49262996

>Brexit: Food industry seeks no-deal competition waiver
bbc.co.uk/news/business-49258852

>Dominic Cummings takes swipe at Grieve over confidence vote plan
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/07/dominic-cummings-takes-swipe-at-greive-over-confidence-vote-plan

>Euromillions Lotto babe Jane Park turns tables on troll who branded her ‘manky’
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/796829/Euromillions-winner-Jane-Park-embarrasses-troll-who-called-her-manky

>Sharp rise in women caught carrying knives
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49264665

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twitter.com/shaniquaotoole/status/1159516208863092737
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Signings!

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shitskins out

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OI DON' NO MUCH BOUT' DA CONSTABLE LADS BUT OI ONCE TOLDDA BOBBIIE IN KENT DAT HIS WOMAN LOOK LOIK A TOAD KISSED BOI AH SKINLESS GOOSE OI DID!
DEN HE GIMMIE A BEATIN' OI NEVAH FORGET!
US WELSHBOIS GOT 2 SHTICK 2GETHUR OR WE ENDDUP LOIK SHEEP AN' GOAT ONNA GLASGOW PLATE YEA?

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Bad news.

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Sitting in the English countryside with a Flagon o scrumpy and a pack of bakewell tarts

Better than sex

BoJo ain't gonna last lads

Is tim he fine.
I'd buy him some greggs and introduce him to brit/pol/ if i had the will.

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I'm the scared lad from the other thread.

I'm all for embracing the shitstorm but I just have a feeling we're not going to see this one fizzle out like usual

I hate police officers so much, it is always pathetic, unintelligent, insecure cucks that are attracted to that job, what was once a job for just good men who cared about their community are now jobs for some of the worst of our race.

AYA GUVNA!
YEW BEEN 2 DA POLLZ?
DAS A CROCK!
MEMBA DA MUM WIT DA SHIXSHISH UN SHEVINSH?
WE DUNNIT!
BY JOVE, WE DUNNIT LADDDS!!!!

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Redpill me on Treatz

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So?, just prepare for the bother of it all.

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> worst of any race especially non whites

Corrected it for you user

Are we going send him a brit/pol Christmas card this year.

There was a time when they weren’t like that laddie

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Wtf is that image

Timmy new trousers. that house opposite looks comfy.

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We ALL are.

Teapot him or he'll teapot you.
>inb4 a pack of chavs tears him apart

It's from the show Fronds. A show about beast frineds.

The future

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We’re all getting deplatformed. There’ll never be a refuge, the internet will just be facebook

Yeah except you have that loon living opposite and annihilatiing property prices.

I know but I don't no why that image is a thing

But then Facebook will have to ban everyone

twitter.com/shaniquaotoole/status/1159516208863092737

which one of you was this?

Tim needs a pet. He can't have much company talking to Shopper Bear all day. Shall I send him a budgie or something?

Burn it down to the fucking ground!

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Kino

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Gay Indian land seems upset

Daily reminder

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kek

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After you hand me over your taters if there's any left.

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t. Saw one picture on Jow Forums of some police officer at a gay pride march

Don't be discriminating the mentaly ill, sunshine. The police service will have yer guts fer garters. We must be tolerant.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOL

ohy my god i dont have a reaction image that is good enough for this

t. hasn't seen two women try and arrest a teenage boy

All cops are faggots

somebody please fucking save this and post it here as a webm before we lose it

Reality was the opposite of that image you larper

What does KAH stand for?
Kill all handholders?

I'm doing grand lad, yourself?

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youtube.com/watch?v=n1Y6aCCXbx8

>Be self employed
>Work hard
>Long hard hours but you want to provide for you family
>Driving home to see your wife and new born child
>Awildnonceappears.exe
>He throws himself under your van
>You try to break
>You feel the van go over him
>You hear the sound of the flesh and bone being destroyed as your van comes to a stop
>What do you do? A million thoughts go through your head. What do you do?
>Cant sleep for weeks
>Can't concentrate at work so you loose money
>Times get tough and your family falls apart

Poor guy just wanted to do some plumbing and see his kids...maybe

The very iteration of Norf as a person

Kill all Huns (Protestants/unionists)

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I don’t give a fuck and neither does Ulster. The IRA seethe at the very existence of Ulster. Ulster won.

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Inbred fenian subhuman scum
Go wash your face you dumb taig

I've seen police beat the shit out of a nigger before, stop getting your views from cherry picked Jow Forums videos, as with any large organisation there will be a few mongs but most are OK

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>oh he was a nonce? Oh not to worry then

This

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>Are we going send him a brit/pol Christmas card this year.
Great idea. Yes.

what is even so important in NI that the republic want it? Its just a larp to get votes now, no?

>Brits out
>Pakis in

>Be self employed
>Work hard
>Long hard hours but you want to provide for you family
>Driving home to see your wife and new born child
>Awildnonceappears.exe
>He throws himself under your van
>You try to break
>You feel the van go over him
>You hear the sound of the flesh and bone being destroyed as your van comes to a stop
>What do you do? A million thoughts go through your head. What do you do?
>friends congratulate you for killing a nonce
>suddenly talk of the town, really popular, old mates invite you down to the pub
>big bazza hires you to work for his big time plumbing firm, coz yora propa geeza like
>wife is fucking horny because your a murderer now
>life is good
>life is great

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fuck off foreners

AAAAAAA BIG BAZZA'S AFTER MEE

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You have to have some balls to be a police officer, lots of social responsibility and you have to not be afraid if people get violent with you. British police are some of the best in the world, if we didn't have them, what would we have instead?

You fell for the memes and actually thought DUP is an actual Conservative party and not just a bunch of mongs who abuse sectarian larping for votes and gibs

Northern Ireland is a dumb compromise nobody wanted, a European version of east Pakistan. It won't exist in 20 years

Police.

a lot of dead paki nonces

Imagine the wave of relief after thinking you have just run over killed some poor guy, maybe mentally ill or just tripped over and landed under your car. Then Baz, Dean and Deano console you, 'It's alright lad, e was a proper fuckin nonce n all n new e was right fucked, let's go Greggs and get ya some YumYums t calm ye down

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Mùy buéno

Keeeek

Quick! hide on the tarmac

cringe yankoid

enuva job wel dun

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What flag I’m a retard it’s not jersey is it?

Is Mark still banned from the internet?

They’re just mad because the men of Ulster died for Britain and will do it again and not their pointless country.
It’s funny because Ireland has fought against the British for hundreds of years only to get them out (partly), become a part of the eu, vote for abortion and gay marriage and open their boarders.

this is what they call a "pro gamer move"

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90% of nonce hunters are nonces trying to deflect from their own noncery.

fort e woz in wun ov iz japanese cartoons like wiv magic powerz an stuff

will irish and brits ever be frens?

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Absolute retard. Read the Rotherham Report

Bet your a copper

>two parents arguing over custody of a child
>lets compromise and cut him in two

dont forget pajeet prime minister. this is what victim mentality does to you. severely retards the brain. scotlands the same. wales is the exception but they are trying. middle england sits at the epicentre as the blamed, so hopefully they will never identify with the "oppressed"

I haven’t fell for the memes you spastic.
Northern Ireland have objectively fought for their right to exist. They played a massive part in the United Kingdom.

What's so important in NI Britain want it

Feeling tired lads.
Going for a snooze

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>Britain want itself

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I don’t think the Welsh will. The Welsh genuinely don’t give a fuck about English yet understand they work together with us. They don’t hate us or like us they just make do. Based.
Scotland on the other hand...

Careful mate, there could be wogs camouflaging on the road.

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This

Presbyterian mongs fought for the right to cuck themselves to a Union that treated them as seccond class citizens the exact same as the Catholics

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Hopefully Scotland will go independent so we dont have to deal with their pathetic whining anymore. And force them to find money for their welfare state before their economy collapses.

*gain independence from uk*
>lose control of your currency
>lose immigration control
>lose fishing to Eduardo from spain in his big boat

But at least we left the english right guys?? Mmm haggis

When there is bigger dick to suck the Scots will be there to suck it.
I'm surprised they haven't tried to become a US state yet.

The whole of Ireland was historically Britain

Now only a the mong inhabited quarter of Ireland is British.

Nothing but the fact its UK territory i guess. as far as i know NI want to be part of UK as well? its like a less retarded version of the falklands war. a bunch of larpers invade and terrorize an otherwise peaceful patch of land for basically no reason.

>terrorize an otherwise peaceful patch of land
Protestants were the first to become violent during the troubles though,

>Hate special needs
made me spit my bedtime horlicks over my monitor

Why is a nigger using a zebra crossing considered magic?

>Now you see me, Now you don't, Now you see me, Now you don't, Now you see me

>cuck themselves
Belfast was an industrial town and port to the world, it was national that the British went there and the people who lived there benefited off that far better than the Catholic Irish.

would be pretty funny desu lad, and actually would count as a huge shift to the right if scotland lost voting power.

>weeb