Most guys are texting girls right now and plan to spend Friday night doing something fun before having sex...

Most guys are texting girls right now and plan to spend Friday night doing something fun before having sex. You’re going to spend Friday night alone on your computer. Why did you pick the loser life?

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>Most guys
op, i need to inform you.
most dudes are already married.
zoomers are only 11% of the population.

My gf and i are gonna have sex during the day at some point, then i may go have some drinks or stay in and play video games :^)

Do you ever get tired of posting the same image every time you make this thread?

>You’re going to spend Friday night alone on your computer.
It's Friday?

Oh right.

Most games have more players on Friday night.

Would agitate cervix with my penis

Im married

>1 post by this id

>THIS
>SAME
>THREAD
in all fields
today isn't it even friday, nigger

Because I'm regrouping

the loser life picked me

Schizoid desu

Sound nice, can I jerk off on webcam? I'll wear my little sailor outfit.
To a man? Dick pics?

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wife wont let me date

Op you must be very gay, no real men go “out” we work and go home. I don’t have time for mind games commuted by degenerates and normies who are disgusting and putrid. I would rather save money for a small empire so I can kill people like you my way is superior. Also going to the gym is my free time. I do awesome thing to improve myself. While you will be society’s slave

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I'm gonna fuck my goth gf and piss in her butt. Then im gonna leave her pale, twitching sack of meat behind and go hang with my bros and drink some gulden drakk and play Flashback on sega genesis.

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Like that’s your opinion man

>her hand
Enjoy the broken wrist

I didn't pick the loser life, the loser life picked me.

Most guys are young and dumb.
Vaginas never see the light, men do.

I've been drunk for days I don't even know what day it is, jokes on you.

I miss the classics.

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boo hoo
woe is me

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Fucking rad bro

the guy who keeps reposting this needs to go die in a fire.

>most guys
Stop right there. The top 10% of men get all the women.

I broke up with a girl after 9 months (getting laid 3-4 times a week) so I could come home after work and play Old School Runescape. The jokes on them. Life is much better when you aren't constantly chasing tail and STDs.

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I didn't choose the incel life, it chose me.

I'm married. You make an ass out of yourself when you make blanket statements about entire groups of people
>but...but...that's what YOU do here!
there you go again making judgments based on your own biased observations.