master race beverage
-hydrating
-fucking refreshing
-reasonably priced
-owner is a conservative donor
-Called White Claw
Master race beverage
Joshua Rivera
William Diaz
>drinking carbonation
you are a kid.
Nolan Jones
don't you like beer?
Lincoln Kelly
>MIGA hat
GTFO and go back to Twitter boomer.
Jeremiah Mitchell
yeah but honestly i dont like drinking a lot of it. this shit you can drink all night and theres basically no hangover.
three waves->third wave
Kayden Torres
white claw is the new milk
Anthony Wilson
Cooper Jones
im a whiskey drinker mostly but i cant deny these are good. plus it would be hlarious if we adopted this beverage as our own
Kevin Taylor
So its the new boomerfluid?
Adrian Garcia
Dude kinda has a point, like ain’t no one ever gonna see some sketchy little hood rat drinking this shit — and the slogan + use of the word white is perfect for subconsciously empowering us as white brethren and giving the less radicalized whites the courage to fucking stand up for what is right in this country and fucking put people in their place.
Jace Sullivan
Hello, Shizo-Bear. How do you feel listening to a degenerate, who wants to fuck his own son? (Owen).
"My son is wearing the same cap I fucked his mother in - that's kinda hot."
Julian Rodriguez
White claw has been astroturfing memes on fb for weeks. Gf bought some and it tasted like alcohol mixed with la croix. Absolutely disgusting
Carter Miller
no its the new beverage we are all gooing to start drinking
Andrew Hernandez
damn that is kinda hot
Luke Gutierrez
dude got lit on the claw and finally did something fucking good for this country
Nathaniel Walker
right it seems like they hired some memers and then it just looked cool to make white claw memes and everyone took a crack at it and boom free marketing. kind of genius.
Isaiah Baker
>it tasted like alcohol mixed with flavored seltzer.
i don't believe you.
Lucas Perez
the white man's beverage
Thomas Baker
everyone who i've seen who drinks white claw is a fake innawoods liberal pussy or some sorority cunt so shit like this is good for antagonizing them
Carter Sanchez
is this the ceo? see!
David Turner
exactly its all leftist wannabes LARPing as anticapitalists but stooging for this company
Daniel Reed
>no bubbles no fun!
Luis Torres
Can you post a pic of you in the hat with your penis exposed please? Don't make it gay or anything just a flaccid penis.
Easton Evans
i cant bc i dont have one
Grayson Parker
Is this what happens when you drink while pregnant?
Cameron Sanders
Tits or gtfo
Levi Gray
Austin Reed
It’s fucking new age zima for millennial faggots and thots
Thomas Johnson
>-owner is a conservative donor
>-Called White Claw
Anyone who supports trump is a traitor. Hope he gets blacklisted.
Cooper King
white claw made PURE
Evan Gomez
yeah it's clean. i'll have a couple after work in the backyard. i never really liked ipa's or craft beer bullshit (androgyne tits), scotch yes but beer no.
Colton Gomez
>white claw is the new milk
>no its the new beverage we are all gooing to start drinking
The actual people who gave a shit and had good memes aren't on the Drumpf train anymore you dumb faggot.
Julian Wright
yeah that's why it's gonna be ours. fuck em.
Julian Thompson
lol im convinced OP is literally a white claw marketer, an actual paid shill...this company has recently risen to prominence over night all because of marketing specificially on social media like instagram. prove to me your not a shill OP...show tits
Asher Clark
But user, I prefer Dark beers, and traditional.
Xavier Robinson
Enjoy your bitch tits
Easton Parker
no but ive been tripping out on this shit too- like their marketing plan must be a new approach unprecedentedly employed or something weird
Robert Turner
i like a dark beer but not 6
Luis Young
thats exactly why i think its a hiarious idea- just associating this shit with white claw- think about the news, the outrage, the backpedaling, the statements they will make, etc etc do i really have to lay it all out for you
Nicholas Evans
post tits
James Rodriguez
holy fuck sauce
William Edwards
maybe after a couple more of these lmao
Benjamin Hughes
Trump may not be perfect, but at least he completely abstains from drinking alcohol. Alcohol is degenerate, but seductive, so it takes a strong moral compass and vigilant discipline to achieve what he has.
William Williams
>preferring "dark" beers over a pure white claw
ok nigger
Jonathan Lee
nice ad
Carter Cooper
Liam Collins
This, I never liked him, I fell for the he was way better than Hillary meme, truth is he is more of the same
Jacob Ramirez
post your fucking tits now
Leo Baker
How to piss off gay millennial liberal faggots : adopt their beverage of choice
Jackson Brown
White clam would be a better name.
Brayden Sanders
(OP) #
White clam would be a better name.
Suck a dick that’s fucming retarded More like the official beverage of the white klan
Jordan King
if trump drank alcohol i'm 90% sure it'd be white claw.
exactly
Jordan Taylor
saying that will not help it happen faster trust me but literally wait til i drink these
Elijah Thompson
>be russian
>get self nuked
Zachary Green
Your drinking sweetened, flavored, celtzer water,
I'm drinking the subtly sweet, naturally carbonated, fermented grains, aged in oak, who's the niggers from America's oldest Brewery?
Christian Reyes
who's the niggers? not from America's oldest Brewery.
Juan Cooper
THE
CLAW
IS
THE
LAW
Adam Martinez
Isn't it a good thing if brands are marketing to the white spuremacists on Jow Forums?
Luis Sullivan
>celtzer
Henry Thompson
>it tasted like alcohol mixed with la croix
You can taste the alcohol? It just tastes like flavored water to me.
Hudson Richardson
Kek. Was wondering when someone would notice
Christopher Wilson
>Conservative
Shut up boomer
Eli Rogers
This is a drink for girls
Oliver Cox
Hunter Barnes
It’s lacroix with alcohol in it. Also taste like horse piss.
Kill yourself gay nigger faggot
Anthony Thomas
For me, it's Bang's.
Dylan Fisher
No!
Pic rel. is the ambrosia of gods and always will be!
Thomas Moore
your brain be liek
Christopher Ramirez
i'll make sure never to buy this
William Cruz
>anything containing alcohol
>hydrating
You fucking retarded, kid?
Daniel Ramirez
I drink shitty green label evan williams I get with military discount almost every night and never get a hangover, and my wife and kid have no idea I am an alcoholic.
Daniel Perry
is this viral marketing??
Wyatt Jones
Owen, when did start drinking again?
Julian Garcia
You should really pull yourself together user. Tell your wife you have a problem and ween yourself off that shit. Your son needs a dad with a functioning liver
Nathaniel Barnes
>hard seltzer
>spike sparkling water
oh you have so much to learn
w-w-wait a second, so true
Christian Bell
Natty Light is the white man's drink round these parts.
Asher Smith
Go to sleep Jeff
Ethan Davis
>drinking alcohol
Disgusting and degenerate af
Jack Diaz
> yeah I'll have a Cobb Salad, Spicy Deluxe just the sandwich, and a large sweet tea.
> Italian dressing please.
> thank you
William Reed
Fuck off Craig
Owen Thomas
German beer is good but Belgian monk beer is better.
James Miller
12.99 for FOUR of those here. 2 more bucks buys me a 24 of Hamms
Joshua Allen
Bump for milkers
Isaac Brooks
Imagine drinking energy drink kek. Drink some more chemicals goy, yes it is good for you!
Landon Johnson
Oh it's alcohol but for faggot kek. Drink some real shit man- that stuff is full of chemicals.
Cooper Ramirez
A true man of culture; this beer is top tier.
Blake Sanders
The White Claw logo is secretly a happy merchant. Once you see it you can't unsee it...
Matthew Baker
If you have hungovers after drinking just beer-you have a problem
Jonathan Ross
I love Yuengling's history and that they're family owned, but their beer isn't for me; at least it's better than Budweiser.
Grayson Rogers
>literally buying shit because of political affiliation
wew