Accidental redpills you swallowed as a child
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I went to the Harlem YMCA because my mom had no one to watch me in the summer
i was drawn towards Uncle when i was a child. Seeing the Symbol of Whites gave me a puzzling thought. The type of autismo i have lets me see things in a numerical fashion (edges, faces, points, corners, lines, angles, etc), and because of that, the symbol always remained stuck in my mind. Even during school, i had basic question about WW2 and the holocaust (so many shoes, but no pants or shirts, etc), but always got a snarky remark from the teacher, in a way to convey "ugh, don't you already KNOW this?" attitude. those occurrences and the fact that nobody i knew as a kid could explain it, i never fully believed in the holobunga stories.
I was abducted by aliens one night and they stuck things up my butt and then told me not to tell my mother about it. That when I learned aliens were not our friends.
My grandma showed me lesbian porn
I found the Christmas candy before I knew Santa was fake. Dawned on me all at once.
I don't know how I swallowed the pill, but I always liked Hitler growing up watching him on the History Channel over and over.
Everyone answers to someone.
My parents accidentally getting hotels in the black areas of both New Orleans and DC on family trips.
My father died when I was a teenager. My mom took me to see a stereotypical jewish psychiatrist who asked me less than a dozen questions before telling me I should take anti-depressants and see him 3 days a week. On the ride home I told my mom I thought he was a another lying money grubbing piece of shit and I didn't want pills or to see him again. My depression cleared up naturally over several months. Today my father would be proud of my accomplishments.