HAPPENING - Russian Nuclear Missile Failure 6 dead already!

Airport levels of radiation exposure don't kill people. Apparently the KGB are posting here now too.

You don't put nuclear warheads on test missiles. Someone tried to launch a nuke and it was aborted.

It's only 3.6R. I hear it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray.

At least I have to willingly eat burgers to get cancer and not just trust that my government won't have another nuclear accident and give it to me whether I like it or not. This is what the second? Third? Incident this year? Pretty soon you're going to run out of extra appendages to count on.

Kek

I'd say given your situation, your life expectancy is more dependent on not being shanked by the Tyrone or killed by a fellow amerimutt on your next trip to the Shartmart rather than slow radiation poisoning.
>be american
>get shot

>current knowledge of sitch: background rads X3 (not bad not great), rocket engine asploded
>also russia: 6 dead, iodine sold out
hmmmmm....................
...nigga you lying.

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actually there's evidence it does give people cancer

It's not 3 Roentgen it is 15000
youtube.com/watch?v=VTTV40x9Q6k

ENOUGHT WITH YOUR /tv/ MEMES FAGGOTS

OP thinks Nuclear missiles cause radiation...
Its all fake you idiots.
TNT on the other hand can cause some serius damage.

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>Why the fuck is there not a thread on this.

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I didnt say roentogens I says times 3 background rads. three times the normal background level.

fuck off KGB Niggers

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It was probably the nuclear powered Cruise missile that exploded.

which iirc is .2 millisieverts.
so .6
people dont die from .6

casualties=/=dead

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engine test dont have warheads...

>Actually, there's evidence
>Posts no evidence

sauce?

you can fuck off, but the "kiss me i'm irish" made me laugh...enjoy your 3rd world economy.

they say it is nothing serious, so you anons better start eating Iodine

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missiles sometimes contain polonium anyway
not sure what your wanting here, I know no warhead exploded or fragmented or whatever, it would be more than 6 dead.

Russia is developing nuclear powered cruise missile, testing that is one alternative to what have happened here. Other is static test of SLBM, missile blew up during the test or after the test. Implosion charge of one or more nuclear warheads went off and there is local contamination on test site is the other alternative.

Looks like press release footage from some NBC training in Russia.

woah there uppity nigger. before you go off on a Russian...

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>be Czech
>be poor

>mobile
Fuck off newfag!
no bump from me

Only 3.6r. Not great. Not terrible.

Are Russians capable of building anything that doesn’t spontaneously explode?

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I dunno, are you even capable of building anything at all?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0ss_ZRq6XnM

youtube.com/watch?v=g4tYqQuikYo

>when they make it look and sound cool to clean a truck

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jesus christ why is reddit here

>be Czech
>be poor
>stay alive
>tell the tales of hubris and eventual downfall of this 56% mythical creatura to my white grand-children
:^)

are you really to lazy to search it yourself?
> TSA workers who simply sit near the body scanning x-ray machines have been falling victim to cancer, strokes and heart disease. In Boston alone, a group of TSA employees who were stationed around the body scanners is being called the Cancer Cluster after all developing cancer.
>hornet.com/stories/airport-body-scanner-operators-developing-cancer-tsa-lied-about-safety

If things were that bad the government would tell us.

its probably nothing serious

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Based, thanks

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Pls send radiation here, I wanna grow boobies and make green milk

BRITFAG SUCKIN HIS COCK AGAIN I SEE

It's missing operation green run where the nuclear processing facilities at Hanford had all their filters removed so the radiation to escape in order for airplanes to test equipment and to see what effects it would have on the general population.

New explosions in Achinsk. They clearly are not hiding something.

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Russia is not allowed to destroy itself.

We will get lonely over here. It wouldn’t be the same.

Just another average day in Russia.

What does that matter to a nation that's falling apart every year.
By next century you won't even exist anymore, gone to the winds like every other empire of the past.

Your map would matter if you were able to keep control

GOD DAMN IT
WE SAID BE
M O R E
CAREFUL
NOT LESS CAREFUL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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as if you aren't half russian by now.

IT WAS 2 YESTERDAY

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>Why the fuck is there not a thread on this
>Russians have had ANOTHER nuclear incident
>Because this is a typical day in Russia.
/thread

>now
Welcome to 2015.

an Empire made out of niggers, poos and muslims, just like modern day UK

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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Never you slag

>Russan military spends billons on shit to spray on their vehicles to clean off radiation and chemical weapons.

>US buys cheap plastic tarps to put on vehicles beforehand so they don't have to do all that shit.