Brit/pol/

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>UK economy shrinks for the first time since 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/business-49290926

>Man in court after police officer stabbed in Leyton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49289706

>Brexit: Corbyn seeks clarity on 'unconstitutional' election-time no-deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49285670

>Newry bonfire's 'disgraceful' display condemned
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-49285557

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>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

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>History With Hilbert - Languages of the British Isles
youtube.com/watch?v=ODeYttUY4VI

>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

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twitter.com/UKPowerNetworks/status/1159858936037748736
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youtube.com/watch?v=qYl58yK4znE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Massive power cut

oh i forgot to add

theres been some power cuts across england. best to make sure all your shit is charged now incase you get one too ****

I bet this is all Breggzit's fault

First the ONS now the National Grid

Lmfao seething sigmong can only manage one set of push ups AHAHAHAHAH

How the fuck did you nonces loose power?

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coal mines shut down

Stolen by niggers

Prepare for the spergery of that other thread's OP

Way to go

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Have the gypos nicked the copper wiring again?

Why can you only do one set of pushups lmfao

The UK's unironically spent the longest time without coal power since the industrial revolution this year

im not pube

kek, only the norf has power. dabbing on the souf

>he spent the last couple hours posting in pubes thread

lol SHIT FOR BRAINS

an electrical transformer just flew over my house

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twitter.com/UKPowerNetworks/status/1159858936037748736

rt.com/uk/466178-large-scale-power-cuts-hit/

my post when I have power

I’ve switched the patio light on, you can huddle around that but you’re not coming in

Why can you only do one set of pushups lmfao

Fuckin Thatcher stopped the weans milk

What happens to Gibraltar?

Was it Starscream?

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Ahh it's the 1970's all over again

I don't need electricity you collectivist cunts

Don’t you know how mummy makes your pot noodles?

t. Ted Kaczynski

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Can't wait for the government to explain how this country's rickety electricity infrastructure and shift to unstable power generation sources like wind is going to handle the forced changing of motor vehicles from running on fuel to electricity.

How I feel when there's a power cut

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What is he going to do without power?

murder spree

Fuck sake you cunts are cringe, acting like a fucking power cut is big news

lol imagine having no power right now

>Live in NE
>Power goes off
>Innawoods mode turns on


Pathetic, everyone should be ready for this

Bore off you cunt, you’ve never been outside in your life

luvin power right now

>t. Muslim in London

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It's pretty big news when big parts of a capital city black out during rush hour and everyone is trapped, no traffic lights on some roads, no power to buildings

if it goes on much longer you might get some other big happenings... looting, riots, foriegn governments trying weird shit...

>no power
>can't shitpost on Brit/pol/ all day
You'd crumble in 15 minutes you little squit

Did your high powered dildo conk out?

In a last ditch effort to foil the violent turds building next door, Timothy joined his local anarchist group and convinced them to undermine the very infrastructure the nation needed to survive.
>I'll show them who the violent turds really are
Quaffed Timmy as he sent an RPG into the local substation

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Lol. Brit pol is infested with muzzies

lol this isnt gonna get old for a while

I bet you look good on the dancefloor

Electricity is Haram.

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Kek

>UK economy shrinks for the first time since 2012

Why you posting fake news? For the year on a whole, the economy is up 1.2%

Remainers and Project Fear need dogshit projections to feel better

blame it on the builders next door then huddle for warmth with his teddy family

Boris Johnson announces forced repatriation of immigrants to start after Brexit

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36140479

been genuinely hilarious how much the press have orgasmed over that

What if the chicken shops can't get the food out for the local west Indian community due to the powercut

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he's deteriorating

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oooh, dahling this is all because of Brexit
please pass the avocado toast
mmm, lovely, eating meat is so barbaric
can you believe there are people out there who don't want to initiate a carbon tax?
oh and yes, dahhhling, Ngubu will come round later to satisfy you - trust me, I'm looking forward to it almost as much as you!

>You should just get a van! I mean with a van it’s like you’ve got an MBA...but you’ve also got a fuckin’ van

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Not terrible not great

can i go to live un there? im whiteee

So everything's ok because you two have the combined IQ of a boiled egg. Lovely.

Fuck off, Maugham.

>A 14-year-old girl who died after getting into difficulty in the sea off the Essex coast has been named by police.

>Malika Shamas, from Luton, died after she was rescued from the water near Clacton Pier on Thursday afternoon. Two other teenagers, who were relatives of Malika, were also pulled from the water and an 18-year-old man remains in a critical condition. A 15-year-old girl is expected to make a full recovery, police said.

Police said all three were treated on the beach by paramedics before being taken to Colchester General Hospital.

it was a paki, wasn't it

Sadly this is probably just a glimpse of what life is going to be like after we Brexit. Unless the UK becomes the number 1 global economy, expect shit pieces daily from the MSM about how Brexit has turned us into cave dwelling peasants.

Bit lonely lads, wish i was a pirate.

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>quaffed

Means drink. Quoth is what you were after
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do you have a btec?

Rum, sodomy and the lash?

Can't tell whether speaker is male or female. Is Ngubu satisfying the man or woman?

drank 40 units, help.

Enjoy your economic collapse when you leave the EU

Be safe out there mr beans

Ipswich hospital lost power and backup generator failed

oh of course, the MSM will be going fucking bonkers

It’s a weird one, whenever you hear of someone drowning in a lake or loch it’s almost always a paki. It’s like they’re not used to clean water or something.

>cave dwelling peasants

At least tedposter will be happy

>Ipswitch
nothing of value was lost

>btec
i have first certificate of english and i can do raviolini a la musolini

Next Gamer moment soon

Kraut/pol will laugh a lot about it

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i was bored before i even began

number of fuggs given

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Plundering, i want to see and enemy ship and board it with my pirate frens.

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nothing, it remains with us until the locals and the navy decide otherwise.

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Global rescission coming regardless of brexit even if we stayed this would of happened. Get your debts sorted and save some money to get on the housing ladder as probaly another 10 years before this comes around again.

>Malika Shamas
A dead Paki...well, it's a start I guess...

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youtube.com/watch?v=qYl58yK4znE

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well do you at least have a city & guilds nvq level 2?

Do you know if it's still down

Enjoy getting shot by an active shooter AKA Clarence Jamal brown in school kiddo

I reinvested all my savings into dogecoin. It came highly recommended by John McAfee. I'll be fine.

Enjoy your shit cheese in a tube and your crap tv programmes with canned laughter every 3 seconds and watery beer and boring sports and mental sjws

Quite a few of them drowned last summer too, it's those pesky religious grabs

>city & guilds nvq level 2
no but thanks, maybe some day

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*garbs

>Rum, sodomy and the lash?
Not necessarily in that order...

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Enjoy your chair collapse when you sit down ya fat twat

Got few hundred in tron good luck user