This destroyer of retailing left his wife (and $billions) and walks around like some dork with some utter whore.
Incels never forget the humiliations they suffered as young men—all the women who spurned them, all the Chads who smirked at them.
Talk about trying to relive and recreate yourself.
Juicing big time, shaved chest, absurd.
Has the most pathetic human being of our generation?
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i wish i could remember the exact wording of his texts to this skank
they were so fucking embarrassing and corny. all the trt and money in the world can't change the fact that he is a cornball
it was like "i want to consume your scent. i want to taste every inch of your essence" haha
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Jeff Bezoz , original letter to Amazon shareholders circa 1997.
His wife probably thought she could get away without giving daily blowjobs and nightly fucks to the richest man in the world. You could pull that with lesser status men, not Jeff though
All through the early 2000s up until a few years ago I all I heard from liberals and the liberal media were hit jobs on Walmart. They claimed Walmart was a sweatshop and most of their employees were on welfare, that Wawlmart destroyed donwtosn and small family-owned shops, etc. While some of it may have been partially true, I spent so many times defending why I would occasionally shop there (in times of unemployment, this poor person felt Walmart was a saving grace).
Now Amazon does not only what they used to claim Walmart did, but does it a zillion times worse and the liberals LOVE Amazon. All I hear is how great Amazon is and how everyone shops there.
Now I realize they purposely tried to destroy Walmart so that Amazon would be the only place to go. Just like they are destroying all our other stores to make us have one-stop shopping at Amazon.
Funny how the liberals never mention the sweat shops of Amazon.
That's some incredible stuff from 1997. I will give the turd credit--he knew exactly what he wanted to do w/ Amazon and he's done it.
Which makes this mid-life crisis thing all the more appalling--how can someone that ruthless and single-minded turn out to be so pathetic in his personal life.
She is taller, has wider shoulders, bigger calves and is more bowlegged than him.
>lifting to become a better version of yourself is pathetic
I agree shaving your chest is questionable but honestly the guy is better than me and probably 99% of people here for being relatively monogamous with the amount of power he has. I know I wouldn't even try to pretend I was with only one woman if I was him.
Reminder, the amazon return scam is unbeatable unless they change their entire business model
1.) Use prime (the cost is worth it) or choose a shipping option that delivers by courier to your area who leaves the item at your door, order some small items first you actually dont mind paying for to test this out using various shipping methods. In canada they use purolator for 2 day prime and they will just leave it at the door and drive away
2.) Make sure if you have a jewish spy device doorbell camera, disable it, and make sure your neighbors cant see you
3.) After your package is stolen aka you fetch it inside, go on amazon echat support, keep refreshing until you get an obvious pajeet (the whites dont let you do this as often, poos dont care) and tell them youe packaage says delivered but didnt arrive . They might tell you to wait or no or start a case with police, in which case close out and try again with new agent
4.) Profit!! Enjoy your consumerist materialist trinket for free. I have done this with items up to 260$ but have heard others get new laptops and cameras etc . Obv the more expensive and more often the harder it is to do. Get creative with fake accounts etc and ways to build buying history
Fuck jeff
The CFO has stated her tough can reach the anus with a throat full.
His side piece (main piece now I guess) literally looks like Bruce Jenner lel
What a shame. His ex-wife was actually pretty cute and seemed like a really decent, down-to-earth person.
at least he works hard and doesnt exploit his hourly employees like other companies
I agree the guy has done more than all of us combined (by magnitudes) and it's commendable that he wasn't publicly an utter dirtball, not unlike Bill Gates. Still, that worm of envy and never-forgotten resentment was always there when it came to dick power and it speaks volumes that it's taken the form it has when they guy turned 55.
I always wondered how they handled lost shipments. How do they tell the difference between what you described and a legitmate case of their package never arriving despite saying delivered
I was thinking the same thing after reading that, honestly. Guess it's exactly that, a midlife crisis. He's feeling his mortality and realizing he'll never live to spend the massive ammount of money he's made. So he got fit, lost the wife and is probably going to drag his dick through as many whores as possible. What else is there to do when you want for nothing on earth?
based and scampilled
Lol!
>regular ol Bezos goes from common beta man to billionaire
>you dumb incels
This is a good example of the system working no? That almost anyone can rise above their station.
Well, you need to get on that AmazonFresh action. You may just make it yet, leaf.
>realize you spent your whole life and galaxybrain IQ rediverting money from local booksellers and general stores to miserable warehouse conditions filled with illegals
>unable to handle the moral weight of what you cause
>try to chase it away with ugly Mexican women and testosterone replacement
Jeff Bezos will die and find himself in hell's redistribution center.
Look at him desperately trying to stay in shape and healthy. Your money can't save you from death. That must drive those people crazy, that their luxury ride has to end someday.
It is basically ur moral duty to steal from jeff
>actually pretty cute
Not even close you fucking pathetic slob. They are both deformed.
Fuck Jeff and fuck Amazon.
For being fucking 50 she's above average, don't try to pretend otherwise user
I don't even understand the point of this attack, you're mad that he started lifting and shaves his chest?
One thing about Jeff is that he just has no taste for women. If I had his money I wouldn't be sleeping with a plastic donkey like Lauren but fucking literal 11/10s.
Why the fuck would Bezos leave his wife for Joker? Does he want to kill Batman?
Hideous you filthy animal.
Leaf is right again..I dont care most of Jow Forums hate your guts...you've always been okay with me.
yeah that lizard inside her is really trying to come out...bezo, is in full lizard form
Stealing is wrong.
Are you even white?
No better than those that steal from convince store, rising my prices
Bezos has the shaved head of the Setian clergy, he's a faggot
I use Amazon frequently but this is a good post.
Would bang. No fucks given.
>Billionare
>Dates roastie
I think this right here is the answer. Women were a mistake.
I have a giantess fetish sadly at 6'0" in a country full of tiny spics I'll never get to live it out :(
Not sure who you've been talking to, liberals are trying to destroy Amazon with this minimum wage shit
smelling a lot of projection 2bh
oy vey you can't tax the rich and big business! we need these job creators!
Kek
Amazon is great for my small business because I can sell on amazon. I remember my small town was very much against Wal-Mart coming to town "it's going to close down main street". "This'll be a ghost town in 2 years" yada yada. "They'll run the local grocery store out of business and jack up prices". It's been the oppposite the wal-mart pulls people off the highway that would have just driven by. The local grocery store still has a very stable customer base but they have to charge better prices then $3 for a can of beans now.
Liberals are 2 faced scum though they don't have any morals they just hide behind morality but they are cut throat greedy kikes every last one of them. Government workers are basically the jannies of the nation.
Bezos and his warehouses don't hurt America having hundreds of federal courts and thousands of dmvs and millions of local bureaucrats sit around do nothing hurts America.
Would.
Often.
bezos is going through his mid life crisis, big whoop
also, I swear, I think I saw bezos at a gas station in mountain view about 2 years ago
>juicing big time
have you ever even walked inside a gym?
1000's of hours in the gym doesn't help when you are hideous
maybe to most minimum/lower-middle-class normies.
relative to most women of her level of wealth... no, she absolutely is not.
There was a headline of a kid caught stealing $360k worth of stuff by 'returning' boxes of dirt with the same weight that all went unchecked.
Amazon definitely has some holes. Bezos just sold 3b in stock this last week btw. Global stock crash incoming.
Yea this guy is right that dude doesnt use roids.
Her shoulders are as broad as his and she has a very masculine jawline, that might be a dude.
does he wax his entire body or is he just an alien with a skin suit
>Lauren-Sanchez
what will be the punishment for this capitalist bean burner beta pig on the day of the rope my fellow comrades?
haha pls post them that shit made me cringe physically
I remember user. The dude is such a fucking dweeb.
She was cute 20 years ago.
*swaps Xbox serial number stickers
yes me too
it was brutal. but alas, i didn't save them. this is the kind of reply i would sage myself for, but someone must have it
i'll try to find them in the meantime
fuck off with your scams you fucking shitskin..
youre the reason we live in an increasingly more constrained, monitored and distrustful society. fuck off!
this isn't the worst one, but this is definitely one of them
brace for impact
“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon,”
When you have $100 billion dollars, you can say whatever beta thing you want to any girl.
only two buttons buttoned on his shirt
he's trying too hard to look like a playboy
doesnt make it any less embarrassing
i barely have a pot to piss in and my chick is miles more attractive than this female version of a joker cosplayer
If I had $100 billion I'd make the bitches compete for me. Start my own reality TV challenge but only I get to watch the film.
>A betta need to become the richedt man on earth to get a change to a used up coalburning goblina
ITT:
Jelly he's buff
Send to mexico, tell the cartel he got money
Lmfaooo
Fuck jeff bozo
I don't hate Bezos but he really could do better. I don't like Leo DiCaprio but he does it right he dumps then when they turn 30 and then finds a new one and he's done this like 5 times and he always finds an 11/10. Even though Bezos is a goofy guy he doesn't have to settle for a goofy looking chick he could have any thot on the planet.
wow holy shit. Bezos really had to get patched in. blatant initiation ritual. had to leave his wife, give her half his money, and then marry a tranny. that is 100% a dude. stronger jawline with nasty botox and surgery face. wider shoulders and bigger calves than the average male. hahahahahhaa
>Tranny.
No user, goblinas are THAT ugly
Bezos is based as fuck
I've never seen someone so jealous as OP
>i need to travel because else i can't live with my woman
>i need to travel because else i can't live with my man
t. rich traveling dorks
imagine being a billionaire and dating a used up latina whore
fucking embarrasing
What is that vile animal you posted? Does it have it's own genus?
Her calves are strong af
>get help from private interests
>sell at loss while being floated to kill competition
>run smear campaigns against bricks and mortar
>use public funded postal network as your personal courier network
>creative accounting means you can keep crushing competition while remaining untouchable
>run onshore sweatshops
>(((media))) and libs still love and shill the amazon
scamming is still scamming when done to a Jew. Be better than them user.
You will never know what it's like to be that rich and have nearly infinite choice in women.
Based and fuckpilled
muh poor retail
Can y’all leave Lex Luther alone before he does some crazy shit
You tell us, burger. He's one of yours. Most of the parasites in this world are.
She knows how to tickle his bunghole juuuuuuuuust right
Good read, he knows his shit
Exactly. No one forces you to use amazon and anyone can use it anyway. Liberals hate commerce because it threatens their ego that they're incompetent at it
Can't blame Jeff, she looks pretty hot there and he's rich enough where he could have a ton of 20 something white women to breed.
agreed swede bro, she blatantly frame mogs him
I'm sure she's she gives some Prime head
Talk about the mother of all midlife crises.
gross.. I understand using her to divorce but to continue to date her after divorce is just screams BETA FAGGOT! he can be banging all 18+ supermodels, different each day.
>he
not politix either
ur a joke lad have sexual relations
>have you ever even walked inside a gym?
yeah, because a private trainer and gym are the last place you'd expect to find juicing.
55 year-olds don't look like that, especially 55 year olds who were bent back and pot-bellied at 30.
>I've never seen someone so jealous as OP
I'm jealous of the guy's obvious business acumen and salesmanship--dude's a marketing and strategic genius.
Which makes it all the more insane his choice in the "second wife" category and how ridiculous he looks and poses these days. These choices make you wonder what's the point of it all.
>You will never know what it's like to be that rich and have nearly infinite choice in women.
Very true in the first part, but if that Mexican mudshark in the winner of the "infinite choice in women," my belief in a rational world is shattered.
Why do you hate the singer of the group Live so much?
You can get away with this up until 5'000$. With the billions we have pouring in the scamming doesn't even begin to affect profit. No single Amazon customer has ever been charged with a crime for doing this, so it is literally risk free.
t. Amazon middle management in customer support.
He is a fucking tool but I gotta admit he has aged well. Thank God I'm not a woman.
Who the fuck cares if he's juicing welcome to the real world.
he's proof that even faggot nerds can bulk up