most men can't afford to eat crab legs on a whim like me
i will say these taste nothing like crab and it really isn't close. one of the bigger scams going and now i have flies and mosquitos all over my house and i've taken the trash out twice now to try and mitigate this but i think they just sense it somehow
I enjoy imitation crab meat too user
is.. is that imitation crab meat with olive oil, pepper, on a paper plate with a plastic fork? for shame bro
judge not lest ye be judged
Jesus, stop using disposable cutlery you degenerate. Just boil some potatoes or something, fuck knows what does in those things, probably all fish eyes and guts and seagull feet.
>plastic spoon
>paper plate
>subhuman quality refigerated shit
The absolute state of mutt wagecucks.
Woah there mister moneybags.
Not all of us can afford to eat OLIVE OIL.
Try to be a little more considerate.
it's butter
i save olive oil for special occasions
housing diplomats, dignitaries, assassins, etc
Step your game up dude. Toss that in some kraft mac and cheese and you're golden. And don't waste a paper plate, just eat it out of the pan.
thank you
imitation crab meat with some melted butter and pepper? Wow what'd that run you, like $4?
What the fuck is imitation crab meat even made out of?
>don't waste a paper plate
come on guys please act like humans and eat from real plates using real cutlery, it will make you feel white.
>What the fuck is imitation crab meat even made out of?
It's the parts left over after the organ harvesting
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Fish, pollack I think
>then after you finish
finish what?
this one says it's pollock and they put some crab meat in it, but i doubt it's any measurable amount
for the longest time i thought "surimi" was some species of fish but its the process where they make this paste and try to make it resemble crab. they failed on every level
I would
>I love being rich
>Eats crab on paper plate with plastic fork.
gear down, big rig. you have now grasped the joke
Why would people just not buy real crab? I've seen imitation crab spread and shit like that at the store, but I'm not touching that shit.
It's mostly pollock. Nothing wrong with it, it's just not crab.
Clearly not HO scale in the pic. I think there something fishy (kek) goin on there....
jfc
proteins: tuna, beans, eggs,
Carbs: brown rice, more beans,
veggies: bulk spinich, broccli, peas
flavor: salt, pepper, hotsauce
pick one from each category, buy in bulk and you spend about $50 a week on clean, cheap food. Thats about 7 bucks a day or $2.30 per meal.
LMAO crab meat is so cheap here that even literal hobos can afford it.
Lmao niggers go to nice restaurants to eat crab and lobster every first of the month and you're paying for it you dumb faggot.
pic related runs me $13
it's really fucking good though and there are tons of pieces of shell in it so you know it's real and minimally-processed
and by the way i thought i was posting this on /ck/, i swear to god. delete the thread, but have some mercy and don't hit me with a ban because i have some serious intel to impart over the next 72 hours
>carbs
hard pass
yeah that's good but the murder rates are a problem
i know
Sign me the fuck up. Choo choo
>passing on carbs
clearly doesn't lift or do deads
i've pulled 495 at ~185
This feels like a joke
>skipping carbs
I bet you don't even do your face pulls faggot
Bruh I can get a bag of crabs for like 10$
i do them almost every bench day as an accessory lift
nice but why aren't you doing it every day?
I catch my own and eat it faggot
>now i have flies and mosquitos all over my house
Your house obviously stink. Just imagine the smell.
because im not in the gym every day. my split now is deadlifts and accessories, bench press and accessories, and squats with bodybuilding shit like biceps and whatever else i feel like
my current split is based around those three lifts and related movements
there is no reason to do any movement each day. in fact, it is detrimental
Those are not crab legs. Those are sticks made of fish and flavored like crab. Buy real crab, faggot. It only costs three times as much.
Lulz crab is a bottom feeder nasty animal
Kek. What the fuck is it with finnish genes and the y chromosome?
Imitation crab meat is the shit. My fave recipe is leafy greens, imitation crab, small blocks of cheddar cheese, red onion, and then Italian dressing to top it off. The sharpness of the red onion is balanced by the cheese and the dressing. I'm pretty sure it's a healthy meal, I'm not sure ...
Imitation crabs
So...some filthy niggers give you their leftovers (after picking it apart with their shit stained hands) in a plastic tub and you think it's a deal?
Imitation crabs
Crab tastes like shit. Like salty, sweaty socks. Imitation crab meat unironically tastes better.
>artificial crab legs on a paper plate with plastic fork
kek OP surely btfo me wew
Pollack fish and potato starch.
Not low carb or keto friendly.
Is that paper plate? thats not rich
>wasting valuable fap time washing dishes when you can just throw them in the trash and be done with it
>turks talking at all in terms of economy
Never cum
Get on my level rich boy.
best thing I've read all day
JO...Ill let you figure out what that means.
>doesn't know about tostadas de jaiba
>eating it plain in a puddle of grease
Watch all the whites copy this next year, just like when they discovered ceviche
>another zogslave masturbator
Imagine eating food that was considered disgusting and served to inmates
tfw also rich. Get fucked poorfags
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Is that string cheese
On a paper plate come on now. Everyone knows paper plates are used for drinking gatorade.
damn son, you could make 100lbs of home-made chips for 40 pound.
you could literally fill a bathtub and roll around in homemade chips.