Trump is selling plastic straws

I don't think you know what "seething" means.

>9 inches long
>bigger than yours obama!

Driving through VA, fucking paper straws everywhere, shit tastes like ass in my mouth.

what the fuck is the point of selling straws besides subliminally revealing how long your dick is?

>"seething"
vs
>S E E T H I N G
newfag trash

>9 inches
>Quarter-inch girth

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Ordered on pack, didn't get them yet. It's been weeks.

>10 straws for $15
I'd buy some, but that's pretty expensive for just plastic straws

>go into liberal, raw/vegan "food" restaurant
>order up a smoothie
>it comes with a paper straw
>the paper straw immediately starts biodegrading in the smoothie
>by the second sip, the mouth-end of the straw is soft, as if you have been chewing on it except you haven't
>by the fourth sip, you are starting to actually taste the paper
>have to finish the smoothie by drinking straight from the glass, like a barbarian

Supposedly they are reusable.

but you'll always be sucking on trump, something you can't put a price on

>$1.50 per straw
Now I know that fucker converted to Judaism.

Actually, I think the idea is to take them into some vegan hive, order your ginger soda, discard the paper straw it comes with, drink it with a Trump straw, and then leave the Trump straw for the server to find, just to rustle some jimmies.

9 inches long and 3cm in diameter

no one is seriously that sad they get seething rage from a straw... do they?

just wait for the trump flash light fren

no, thats retarded. nobody who buys this shit would ever step foot in a vegan restaurant anyway.

all plastic straws are reusable. it's the cleaning part that's annoying.

have sex

THE GLORIOUS STRAW MERCHANT

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It's no worse than cleaning your fleshlight.

pretty much every hat ive bought is worth at least twice what i paid for. the exception being of course, the frontline red hat.

>tfw the orange halloween and the 2017 Jow Forums hats are worth over $500 each

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is it orange and does it double as an anal fleshlight?

>laser engraved
A man of taste

From the photo, it looks like you shouldn't have difficulty using a pipe cleaner. It's just a matter of do you want to.

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Perfect for penetrating the womb and implanting your white seed

that wouldnt be classy

>>tfw the orange halloween and the 2017 Jow Forums hats are worth over $500 each
I don't believe you.

They are an investment of high collectible value, some say higher than gold. But only if you value your life, cuckencorpse

>15$ for 10 straws
God damn Trump is such an ornery kike

really anything doubles as an anal stimulant

the money go to the campaign you stupid nigger

BASTE turtle killing nigger

>$400 for a Jow Forums hat
Are you cereal? I was thinking of scooping some up to sell later but I wasn't expecting that kind of return.

trump really shouldve done a mcdonalds promotion having limited edition large plastic trump cups if he really wanted to make commies rage

ebay my nigga. the smartest Jow Forumsack out there has sold like half a dozen of the Jow Forums hats for $777, but he donates a percentage to the autism research organization. the orange one isnt really even on ebay often, but i saw one a few months ago sell for $450

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>Stand with President Trump
kek. he is the first to run

So that makes Trump a literal straw man?

My wife bought a pack today to keep in her purse for all those fucking places that won't give us straws when we dine out.
May as well make a mockery of their retarded ecofag ideas that don't actually help anything. Last week, I spent a few days at a resort where they literally make you put a plastic cap over all the drinks that you take in their pool, however, you can't get a fucking straw. Yes, you can get a lid that you will end up tossing out that has about 300% as much plastic as a straw does, but ask for a straw and they look at you sideways. These are for those times.

L M A O

WTF are you talking about?
This is an amazing turn of events in politics

What would a Canadian know...

I ordered the #MIGA set. They promised 100% of the profits would go to Israel along with my tax dollars while the border remained wide open. I can't handle all this winning.

i bet you dont even have the trump christmas ornament

It's expensive because it's an Chinese import.

15 bucks for straws?? what the FUCK.

These straws are durable and washable. Like the kind you stab into a soft rind fruit like an orange.

>$15
He really is a jew jesus

No. It's $15 to rustle the jimmies of some gay liberal waiter who picks up your drink.

>Living under Federal Reserve Bank control.
>Has the money for straws.

For America!

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They're reusable straws that are banned in the UK for being a potential stabby weapon

its an election donation, and you get a few straws

Sucking off T U R M P with xenoestrogenic plasticizers (be sure to use it with hot and/or acidic liquids to make "them" mad"!).

Can we have some Americans die for Likud? That would really be special

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best thing trump has done in a while desu

Straws are for cocaine, pedo

They need to be shorter if they expect us to use them for what they are meant for: Blow

It's a two for one sale. You keep the half that says TRUMP and the other half is part of your calling card for repeat customers who buy in bulk.

I bet he dreams of trolling at night.

The 2017 one doesn't have the year printed on the right side, or the gold embroidered USA flag. And they sold out very quickly back then. The 2018 and 2019 ones are still worth a good amount but not nearly as much.

They are for Jews to drink goyim blood. He made them red so you can't tell if they're drinking blood or not. #facts

goddamn kid, this is an old story....lurk more newbie

I don't know about you, but my plans are to buy 110 straws and fashion a little Trump statue out of them.

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