Have you ever noticed how stupid, awful, and pretentious white women are naming their children lately? I work at a health food store in a nice suburb and I've heard some doozies. ITT: We brainstorm the funniest upper-middle class Caucasian Gen Z'er names we can. Points for whoever comes up with the worst, most hilarious name for their white child. Bonus points if it's a name you've actually heard a child being called IRL. I'll start.
a quarter of these are just regular anglo names, fagort
Lincoln Reyes
Kek i'm a cashier in an inner urban area and some people have food stamps, so i can see their kids' names, here are a few: >Ocean Mist >Majestik >Majestique >Diamond >Honor >Fayth
I used to work in a rich upper class area, some kids were named Harvard, Prince, Maximillian, etc.
Christian Sanders
Literally never seen any of these, except for Harper, Braxton, Chauncey, and Dugan. Do you live in some sort of hipster-redneck-pothead communne in rural Northwestern Oregon or what?
Isaac Sanchez
commune*
Connor Wood
At least whites are stopping with the Biblical kike sandnigger naming.
Ethan Cooper
Saw a mum with her kids Boston and Harper the other day. Guaranteed to end up as white trash.
I'm not an Abrahamic cuck, but to be honest, names like John, Paul, Joseph, and Daniel sound way better than ones like Otis, Connor, Kenny, and Harold.
Nolan Reyes
>Do you live in some sort of hipster-redneck-pothead communne in rural Northwestern Oregon or what?
None of these aside from Dudley, which is antiquated, are Anglo names. Americans have always had too many Ys and Zs in their names.
Tyler Rodriguez
>Pascal (boys name) >Chantal (girls name) popular german names from a few years back. Typically asosciated with white trash retards.
Easton Rogers
>antiquated says who, the television?
Jose Watson
I met a 12yo grill called "Narnieboy"
100% fucking serious. Also a boy named after the jason momoa GOT character.
Josiah Bell
DJ Chiggerton
Zachary Ward
>dugan >dugin >Alexander Dugin FUCKING BASED
Jose Ross
I have a co-worker who named her son Gamble. Why do modern parents curse their children with these douchey/pretentious names? At least with the niggers some of the names they come up with are entertaining.
Asher Rodriguez
Thesis lol
Nathan Johnson
Not related, but one my my clients was a niggress legally named Shithead. Pronounced shi-theed. Laughed my ass off in front of her. Boss was not happy.
Robert Rogers
Reeeee
Parker Powell
I named all three of my kid
Elizabeth Augustus Leonidas
picrel
start families you dilating having sex incel fucks
