How many Jow Forumstards have been in jail before? It felt comfy and redpilled, usually I had the cell all to myself...

How many Jow Forumstards have been in jail before? It felt comfy and redpilled, usually I had the cell all to myself, 3 meals a day delivered right to my door, got to sleep all day and jerk off and watch tv for a few hours while learning how to commit various crimes. Prison is probably a whole different story because niggers there will try to extort you. The only bad part was when you’re trying to sleep and another man is shitting right next to your bed and you know you can’t take him in a fight.

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Spent about 36 hours in one of the worst jails in the US for unpaid traffic tickets. It sucked, but I mainly just slept and talked to schizos for the entire time. The way I looked at it was, for 36 hours I'm earning $1400 to pay off traffic tickets. Not a bad deal if you think about it. Also, in retrospect it was better than working at Costco.

Windex Peep? Fill me in on that meme.

checked for this leafnigger went to jail

I'm actually from Tex-

Nevermind. I'm a leaf nigger.

I spent 12 years in Georgia state prison. We had no air conditioning. It was absolute torture at first. Eventually, I got used to it. But I was arrested at 19. I was a pale nerd. It only took a week for them to molest me. Eventually we settled on a price. And for $500 a month that my parents sent me, they would leave me alone. It went like this for five or so years. Until I got stabbed in the eye by one of the fellows I was paying not to molest me. I went blind in my leg eye and ended up in solitary for the remaining years.

Now I’m just trying to reintegrate back into society, but it isn’t the same. I can’t even look at my parents.

Same here in canada. $500 a month gives you protection services but we don't have as many nogs so its not nearly as bad. Typically in a 2 year stint you get in 2 fights and then they leave you alone. If the fight is just about dominance they wont use weapons. You just throw down when someone talks shit and if you do it a couple of times they leave you alone. I hear Ontario is worse but i've only done time on the west coast.

I escaped from jail earlier today and am on the run now. AMA

Fuck dude, get help. That's SERIOUS dark shit. I hope your life turns up from here on out user.

You should of bit that dick off from the first molester, it would set a precedent that if they want to rape your holes you’re going to detach their dick. Also why didn’t you work out? Got nothing to do in prison, after the first year you should of been strong enough to defend yourself user. Not judging you just curious and offering future advice for any friends who may end up in your position.

When you got out you didn't have to pay the ticket anymore?

>workout

It doesn’t really work this way. Some guys are just fuckin huge. No matter how much you work out or what you do, they will beat the living shit out of you. And they always attack in packs. I hadlimits. They didn’t

Jc that sounds horrible. I’d probably kms

I really just miss being able to see out of my eye. It had to be completely removed. You can take the psychological torment, but once you realize your eye is gone, you realize you’ll never get that part or you back

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american prison is insane

only in a psychopathic society would such a thing even be possible

you should be able to sue the prison and the state for allowing this to happen

of course in cuckmerica this is not possible

What did you do to end 12 years in jail?! You would need to kill at least 20 people here to get that!

>kills people
>complains about losing one eye
Heh

First I was incarcerated, because I couldn’t make child support. This happened several times, and the state was sick of it. To try and get the money, I started selling weed. This worked for a while, but I got pulled over with almost two ounces. This on top of my issues making child support payments, caused them to give me 16. I got out at 12 from good behavior.

You got 16 years for selling weed to try to pay your child support payements? Now that's some of the most fucked up shit I have seen

Yeah I was a stupid 19 year old. I didn’t have any way to make the money. No education. So I turned to weed. It was stupid I know. But I had no other option at the time.

16 for that? What kind of judge in their right mind thinks selling week and unpaid child support is worth 16 years of time jesus christ

'murica is thruly fucked up

Could have sold your butt, faggot.

The judge said,

>it’s time to understand how your child feels, when you let him down failing to make child support.

They were done with me. It didn’t help that I never (still) got to see my son again. His mother never would let me.

actually curious about this we can RP hard hating on orcs and sheeeit

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Murica

If I were you I'd probably remember the person that did that and if they ever get out I'll murder them and then splay them open and nail their organs to the walls or something like that.

going to go ahead and call bullshit on your fake prison story. you have an agenda.

>Drug dealer
No sympathy fag, you deserved everything you got

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>got stabbed in the eye
>i cant even look at my parents
obvious fake post
kek