I just realized that americans have perfected housing

A typical American single-family home is the Epitone of living quality.
A single-story Bungalo with a frontyard, huge kitchen, backyard with a pool and some trees, also a huge garage and no basement. All white neighborhoods with parks nearby and some even gated. The older I grow the more I realize that it's perfect.

I work in real estate in a central european city and can tell you that this is basically what everybody's archetypal dream home looks over here.

Hats off to Americans.

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Ikr? Any of these houses would cost 1 million dollars in Brazil, or more

The individual properties are fine
It's the way they clump them together in massive soulless conglomerations that's the problem

I love how the only people complaining about this kind of stuff are the ones who have never lived in one of these communities.

>lemmings
no thanks fritz

I've never lived in one, but I've had friends who have. I can confirm that they are white, safe, and comfy

These clusters of houses are safe but they're devoid of community. Its just rows of houses, there is nothing nearby for children to interact with.

The bigger the house, the more time you have to spend in maintenance and cleaning. Thats why i'd enjoy living in a small apartment than a big suburban house, that even has the lawn to be taken care of.

>wont live near this, closest one is a 30min drive minimum
Why even?

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hans/mohammed, you used to have this too, until the international jew ruined your country.

I hate people but I didn't mind growing up in the suburbs. Lots of other families so you have friends as a child to play outside and goof around with. It's also heart warming around the holidays to see everyone playing with their new toys or Trick-or-Treating. It's nice, but I'm glad I lived near a national forest so I could get away from all the people. Traffic sucks though and if you're in an HOA it's terrible. Plus the newer homes in my area have almost no yard and are roof-jumpers. There's pros and cons like anything.

Used to live in one, it's pretty based, especially if your community has a designated spic to mow your front lawn for you.
Gated communities usually have pools and playgrounds and shit

It really is. I highly recommend having one. I was a rentfag before and having a dog alone has made me appreciate my home more than any amount of coffee places where gendered language is illegal ever could.

Based Hans, hats off to you.

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>they're devoid of community

Which is exactly what I want after a hard days work. I don't want to listen to my fucking neighbor in the apartment next-door blasting his retarded music through the speakers.
Also there's plenty of places like playgrounds, sports fields and artificial lakes and stuff nearby

If enough Eurobros moved into those cheap run-down houses that niggers ruined in Detroit, armed yourselves, and fixed them up; You'd be doing America a great honor and helping to lower crime and increase property value in one of our formerly-great cities. It's a pretty good real estate location other than all the violent niggers, but you'd be armed, and shitty schools, but you can just homeschool. It's worth a thought.

That pic is really ugly. It looks like a manufactured neighborhood. They'll use one architect and he'll design one house and make a few variations on it and then they just plop it down, lot after lot. There are many much better looking neighborhoods than that.

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Space is limited, jose

No thanks id rather live here, why dont americans take back what they lost?

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Bs, a lot have community centers where the kids get to know each other and form the local group

It's not that easy man

We have the space, and we inherited the tradition of keeping a tidy lawn from England. The only problem with suburbs is that people end up spending a huge amount of time in transit to the city.

What's even better is that the upper-middle class in America can afford
>Two story McMansion
>Finished basement
>Huge front & backyard
>Waterfront or very close to a lake/the sea
A friend of mine's father is from Bonn, and when he moved here he bought a huge piece of seaside property in the middle of the woods

Land costs money, roads cost money, sewer costs money, electric costs money... more space = more cost.

you have no idea how bad suburbs actually are

I rather live in Hervanta, Tampere
Too many niggers, sandniggers, junkies and alcoholics but the gooks, chinks and japs are fine.

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Suburbs suck. I feel like I've missed out on a lot of childhood fun in the wilderness.

I have though, it sucks when your town "center" looks like pic related

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I lived in one for a year, theyre aradise

Yes but in exchange for that you have live among Africans and Aztec ghouls and slowly watch your Republic for Free Englishman be obliterated right in front of you as it is turned into a rootless brown cattlegoy slave state.

No amount of comfort would be worth such pain.

But yes, hats off to Americans I guess. Hats off....heads down and a moment of silence.


>*Bugle plays softly in the distance*

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>it sucks

why? Everything is in one place

If this was in Germany it would be infested with Muslim scum

This is right off of a major highway, not representative of an actual town

I don't live in areas like this (admittidly they aren't nearly as common here) precisely because of this kind of stuff. I like being able to just walk to a place and buy shit or do stuff. People like to claim that cars are "liberating", as public transport is limited to other peoples' schedules, routes, etc, which is a point I can respect, but not being able to walk anywhere is just the same thing but worse.

Your city was stupid not to put in more parks. People complain less about a small yard too.

Im dirt poor and I live in a 4 bedroom two bath house gotta love well fair.

They abandoned their English ethnic identity a few decades after the revolution and haven't recovered; Americans cannot go toe to.townwith any other group in the civic space because they cannot engage in the civic space as a coherent group (the closest you can get in "white" nationalism which doesn't work) pic related.

They simply don't have the stomach for it. The best they can hope for at this rate is to join the Jewish ruling caste .

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that's probably more like $1.5-2 million (USD) in the UK if not more, if you can find one to begin with

>and no basement.
Why the fuck would you consider that a plus?
Basements are common in my area and Id never buy a house that didnt have one.

Basements are absolutely disguisting

That's an establishment based around an interstate off ramp; a truck stop essentially. If that's where you live you've fucking failed at life.

>Crappy insulation
>Glass windows with no night-time gates
>Carpet on the floor
Could it be any worse?

As the white police force becomes more "diverse" and loses its discipline, this will open up the opportunities for the few whites to start engaging in guerrilla warfare, and whites are the masters of guerrilla warfare when they no longer are constrained by government.

Just look at South Africa and how well whites fought against the nigger hordes there and still came out on top.

I did in Australia and can confirm soullessness

no it isn't kraut. the picture you posted is mega billion dollars or more in annual revenue builders that buy huge tracts of land and build the same homes over and over again.

In my home state basements flood pretty bad

Can anyone suggest me a nice town-development video game that won't break my 2 y.o. ThinkPad?

Some Sim City 2000... Except 2019

If you live in the nice neighborhoods and aren't a pleb there's a lot of house variety.

I originally lived in America. I had one of these houses. My grandfather poured vinegar into sister's vibrator and broke it in 2009 then I was adopted by an Australian couple.

I'll never go back.

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these tract burbs are npc housing, the only neighborhoods woth variety in the houses are where the wealthy live in older ring suburbs when people built the homes theirselves with kit homes bought from sears or montgomery ward or various other kit home makers.

HOAs are extremely Jewish

Last 2 I played and enjoyed were Cities:Skylines for a nice SimCity clone with a pretty cool traffic simulation. Tons of DLC for various types of businesses and leisure/nightlife etc. And Rise To Ruins for a fantasy citybuilder which is pretty similar to Dwarf Fortress - but very hard and defense-oriented because the maps are infested with monsters who will eventually start raiding your town.

kek

Thanks I will look them up

I had more interaction in suburbs with neighbor's than I ever did with apartments. We'd hang out with the other kids, jumping on trampolines, riding our bikes, playing videos games, or hanging out in the creek/woods/pool. Dad doing cookouts and bbq. 4th of July tools around and one of the neighbors spend like 10 grand on fireworks. And the community gets together. It was the optimal way to grow up as a kid. I couldn't imagine growing up in a cramped apartment complex/town home deal without a back yard or a safe community to explore

Detroit is actually a top-tier geographical location. Shame about the politics of that place.

Checked

>that strip of grass between the road and the sidewalk
>the tiny front yard

Why not get rid of that dumb strip of grass and put the sidewalk beside the road, and move the house right to the sidewalk and allow for bigger back yards and gardens?

It's not perfect.
Each house needs a yard at least 5 times the size.
Parks and other gathering areas are scare, you need to drive for miles to get anywhere.
Also American homes are notoriously low quality with no sense of aesthetics.

It's incredibly shitty. You're not successful unless you have a good plot of land to go with it

Most American cities have ordinances and building codes that require houses to be a certain distance from the road. Yes, I shit you not. I hate it too. I would love to have a huge backyard fenced in and no front yard. Most front yards are literally useless and exists for pure vanity. I think maybe they had a use in the 40's and 50's when people might hold events in their front yard, like a grill/bbq thing, but these days everybody is going to be invited and so it'll be held in the back yard.

Boomers bought into one of the most retarded things in Anglo culture.
Having a nice lawn is a status symbol, and boomers don't care about their backyard.

>A single-story Bungalo with a frontyard, huge kitchen, backyard with a pool and some trees, also a huge garage and no basement. All white neighborhoods with parks nearby and some even gated

this is all good but why not make them so they can last more than 30 years and survive tornados and quakes?

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>no basement
Where am I supposed to put my train set now, Hans?

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and what is wrong with this build style? sure, nogs, but why not make new suburbs this way

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I grew up in the "core" suburbs of Chicago basically the first sets that they build in the forties and fifties before it turned into the modern generic house blocks.

It was really nice, the parks were beautiful. There were always people walking around or biking. Plenty of ma and pa shops and corporate businesses. We even had some of the best public transport.

These areas have all pretty much been destroyed since 2008 and one of the last nice ones left is oak park. Eventually all of them will be destroyed when they push the ghetto out of the city for trust fund kids.

The attic?

too bad there are more empty homes in the us than there are homeless people.
perfection doesnt necesarilly equate to "good"

Americans are the most atomized people on Earth.
They move to a new house an average of 11 times in their life.
Why spend more money when you aren't invested in the community and will eventually leave?

HOLY SHIT EPSTEIN IS DEAD

>Why spend more money when you aren't invested in the community

how will you spend money? If anything you would save money by buying used quality.

New production plywood houses are very cheap.

Suburban homes don't have attics.

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You’re a nigger aren’t you
Take off the meme flag

Just another thing America has given to the world. Throw it on the pile; you're welcome, world.

>New production plywood houses are very cheap.

if that were true, you wouldnt take mortages for them. Its not plywood but OSB, plywood became too expensive and FANCY THAT they discovered that OSB is better than plywood just recently (((fancy that)))!!!!

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unless you live in a helicopter constantly flying overhead, you really don't give a shit about the aerial/conglomerated view. i could give a fuck about my neighbors as long as they aren't trashy or loud

Is it just prejudice from me or is American walls shit quality? I never see holes in swedish walls but many videos online show American walls get holes from small impacts.

the construction is exactly the same
you dainty ikea faggots just arent strong enough to put a hole in drywall

>New production plywood houses are very cheap.

when adjusted for standard they are very expensive, all housing became incredebly expensive with a capital drop in quality

yes, its all drywall/knauf, you probably have brick or concrete

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far from perfect. the lots are too small for the footprint of the houses. most houses are just one story. building materials are laughable. hipped roofs are tasteless.
could be worse though.

>hipped roofs are tasteless

what is actually wrong with a hipped roof? are you one of those gable all minimalism types straight out of graphic design colleges?

gables are patrician. hipped roofs are too pleb even for a dog shed.

Why would you not want your kids to grow up in White America?

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>gables are patrician. hipped roofs are too pleb even for a dog shed.

t. graphic design minimalist

jokes aside, love me some good gable, but hip roof has a major advantage in winds and in some cases high rain areas

american architecture is beautiful, but you should allow amerimutts to spread their building style in america

>night-time gate

we dont need those here

>but you should

*shouldnt

For fucks sake it's a gigantic rest stop connecting two major interstates. Fuck off

>problem
you incels are triggered over the dumbest shit. if the houses all were so different you would complain as well, crypto kikes. look at the blocks and blocks of the same exact building in cities all over europe due to your royals and you won’t say the same complaint even though the offense is the same

not building your roof of twigs and felt paper also helps.

Basements are not meant to be nice, it’s a place to store crap you don’t want to look at. And keep hot water heater and furnace.
My basement has a concrete floor and sandstone walls. It’s no so bad.

>keep hot water heater and furnace
we put that in the 3 car garage

>A single-story Bungalo with a frontyard, huge kitchen, backyard with a pool and some trees, also a huge garage and no basement. All white neighborhoods with parks nearby and some even gated. The older I grow the more I realize that it's perfect.

yeah enough yard for the kids to play in, but not too much that you need serious equipment and time to maintain
everyone has a grill and some kind of little garden out back
it looks like a bunch of cattle feed lots from the sky, but suburbs that have those uniform 8ft tall wood privacy fences everywhere make it even better
a garage, or even a big garage which isn't even used for vehicle storage half the time but as a makeshift workshop
I seriously think that suburban garages in the US create competitive advantage against other nations without so much sprawl
low enough population density that residents have control over their own local government, but still dense enough that there are things for the kids to do
for instance if you live in the wholesome American countryside there is fuck all for you to do as a kid because you need a car to get everywhere, while the suburbs you can ride your bike or walk to the local pool, tennis court(s), little parks etc.
far away from the city to get much cheaper housing, but still close enough to work and also close enough to have access to a selection of contractors
spent half my life in the country, half in the suburbs and am now downtown in a 100k city...from my perspective the countryside sucks, so does the city mostly while the suburbs are best

Cope.

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Nah bro it’s actually great. My neighbors and I have barbecues.

You picked a truckstop as an example of a downtown. Dear god my friend your retarded.

Actually the suburbs were built specifically to get away from niggers

I'm noticing an unusually large number of big riggs in this picture

It's like a spirograph map for homicide

I loved my suburban upbringing. people shit on the suburbs too much. Maybe you don't want to be there forever, but you can always move.

to be honest - this looks like sim city 3000