TMZ JOURNALISM UPDATE

Gossip rags and tabloids are most reliable news sources in this clown world. MSM rarely does anything that accounts as what journalism should be.

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>i wanna kms too
Kriegsmarine ships for everyone!

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Why do you think all the media companies merge? Why do you think companies that aren't in media buy media companies? Why do the ultra rich buy newspapers?

Glowing waves of silence on this murder.

I guarantee that they introduced the "he may not have been under suicide watch" thing to make the whole thing seem more plausible by obfuscation

The fuck did he hang himself with, his own entrails?

Christ it shouldn't be only TMZ who can put together. This should be reported by everyone from Breitbart to MSNBC.

>guy tries to kill himself
>guy goes on suicide watch
>so where the fuck was the "watching" part of suicide watch?
>why the fuck were the cameras off?
>you're telling me he actually WASN'T on suicide watch? why the fuck not?

That's true huh? At the end of the day tabloids want people hooked and asking questions about the story and how things are gonna go next. Much better than moral police that decree upon you how you should think.

>sources familiar with....

Here's a tip, retard, no named sources means "total bullshit we just pulled out of our arse".

That article will be redacted or deleted by the end of the day. Screencap this.

Totally true man, I guess the whole Epstein story was a hoax and we can all go home now. Nothing suspicious here :)

Does a good job of breaking down everything that's happened so far. Good job, TMZ.

anyone that is under suicide watch is not allowed a traditional razor. if they are allowed to shave, they are given a special electric razor that is very difficult to open without tools (so they can't break it open to sneak parts out), and they would be watched while its in use. for those under suicide watch, they are allowed to use the razor usually once a week, possibly twice. epstein has already shown that his facial hair grows quickly, having generous stubble within 12 hours of him shaving. inmates on suicide watch are also limited to visiting the prisoner barber to once a month.

yet the body they wheeled out not only was clean shaven, but also had epstein's close cropped hair cut. records show his last shave was on monday morning, and he had not visited the prison barber since his last suicide attempt.

The anti-holy spirit (for lack of a better term) only works if you "tell" the target. Some people believe that implying and hints are valid. Others like myself don't. It's how weak-minded the target is that matters.

Christ is Lord.

Remember that the jew will only tell the truth to protect a bigger lie.

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TMZ = Tammuz

The only way we can really know is if they release photos of the corpse that show his egg shaped penis.

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Easy, New York fags are trendy celebrity watcher losers. TMZ is the news source they contact the most, and know they can get money from being eye witnesses. Most North East Coast deep city faggots are like this. And that doesn't exclude correctional officers that have been working in the same jail house or prison for decades.

TMZ is the most likely to pay you for your eye witness source or pictures. Places like CNN or MSNBC or the New York Times don't think they owe you anything for your story.

INCENTIVE, INCENTIVE, INCENTIVE.

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Fine but they can't add "camera malfunction lol" without everyone rolling their eyes

No shit I've been to jail no one commits suicide under suicide watch their rounds for patrols in the wedge are stepped up they have 3 eyes on them at all times with misdemeanor Inmates Watches that's right buddy pairs 2 inmates stay up and are bolstering the watch 2 misdemeanor cleared trusted inmates it's the same protocols everywhere so imagine 5 guards 2 inmates and a tiny little area and they have eyes on you 24 7 lights are never turned off etc.

Lesser of two evils.

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>Tabloids
Yet the New York Post headlines a story saying they are showing you pictures of Jefferey Epstein on a stretcher being wheeled into a hospital when they are clearly not JE on the stretcher.. you mean like that?

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>that molyneux comment in every one of these screenshots
That's going to become the new Ben Garrison signature for awhile.

That's the sad part in USA. The only people with no agenda, but sales do the best reporting.

The big shots are willing to lose money to push agenda.

boom

>every procedure fails
>assassin reported
This was a serious operation with lots of support.

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Indicates a heart attack as official cause of death. We know there are several different ways to trigger a heart attack that have been weaponized.

He is in witness protection

The guards were told to go home 3 hours early so someone could do MAINTENANCE

I repeat, the guards were told to go home early.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

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Kathy Griffin or Griffith, said that TMZ and another celebrity news outlet works for President.

This was a hit. It wasn't legally hopeless for him. He could have had a chance for a plea deal if he gave up more information.

aren't people on suicide watch supposed to have their pulse taken often?

It takes months and years to get off prison suicide watch. They got to the prison clinician and doctor

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It's obvious they set him up to get killed so they could silence him. Only logical explanation for any of this.

>Please don't memory hole this time
Please don't memory hole this time
>Please don't memory hole this time
Please don't memory hole this time
>Please don't memory hole this time
Please don't memory hole this time
>Please don't memory hole this time
Please don't memory hole this time
>Please don't memory hole this time

look a squirrel

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Thank goodness the FBI is (((investigating)))! Let's hope they (((investigate))) his assets and property as well!

ahh that makes sense. case closed tbqh

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It’s the only way to get off protective order and change the prison guard habits.

Inmates fake suicide to get guards to protect them.

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Smart

I'll give it to them they actually have the balls to report real news for once

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