So what is the next distraction going to be?

So the most high-profile criminal ever arrested by the Trump administration died hanging in his high security prison while he was supposed to be on suicide watch and the cameras were malfunctioning.
I am formal, Jow Forums: smokescreening fuckery of this magnitude is going to require something totally exceptional to break the news cycle, we are about to witness next-level distraction shit. So what is it going to be? War with Iran? China? Tactical nuke somewhere? An entire stadium taken hostage?

This thread is to speculate about the next big happening. Three-letter agencies shills and spooks welcome, maybe some of you have crusty intel. You're already shoving it in our face, you might as well clue us on the next false flag brewing.

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Celebrity murder? Mass shooting? Aliens? North Korea does some shit? Iran?

economic crash?
war?
disease?
kikes?

my bet is on kikes and trump.

There was just a shooting at a Mosque in Norway. Nobody died, and obviously the media is already letting the race of the shooter in headlines: WHITE MALE

Mass shooting maybe but headcount needs to increase for it to be enough to shift the narrative. Ayys are a meme, it won't make the headlines lest Trump is filmed in the WH gardens having tea with a Martian.

I lean Iran.

"ISIS" Dirty Bomb in San Francisco

Yet another school shooting in Broward County.

>the cameras were malfunctioning
If they see that, why wouldn't they go to his cell to observe themselves whilst getting the camera fixed? Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

>cameras malfunctioning
is that actually the official story? can you link to the article or tweet where that is said, pretty please?

Market crash is more likely I think

Safe bet my friend

Mexican kids in the cages get murdered with real automatic weapons by Trump supporting military guy.

certainly, good sir

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There is going to be no smokescreening because the El Paso/Ohio shooters WERE the smokescreen that made everyone FORGET about Epstein and instead talk about fucking video games and boomers instead of how they were blatantly turning attention away from Epstein/Democrat debates being a disaster

Now their secret is safe AND Biden can uncontestedly launch his campaign, hell, 90% of the democratic party is probably in the clear now.

Who the fuck is this guy and why should I believe him?

glad randos on twitter provide our news now

you're saying its the old jewish double bluff?
my god

I wouldn't put it past them to start a war with Iran to cover this up.

Well you can believe that the videos will surface and provide evidence if you want, but I have my doubts.
No way, people won't drop such a bone until it's taken away from them by something bigger. Come on, you should know how these things work.

I just want any glowniggers browsing this thread to know that you wont get away with it.

>Major war
>to cover up a guy "hanging" "himself"
you're giving the govt too much credit
Probably a dude walks into a CVS or something and lights the place up yelling heil hortler and we hear about it for 2 years.

Huh a camera malfunctioned conveniently when Epstein was committing suicide. Sounds way too convenient.

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>cameras malfunctioning
>is that actually the official story?
Is it fuck.
Some random 'literally who' posted it on twatter.
Absolutely no value to it whatsoever.
As with 99.99% of the shite on twatter.

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several massing shootings and maybe the SF Gate bridge going down

that was too sloppy pretty disappointed if that was all they could muster up also it did not work

look, we all know there will never be any video evidence
whether it is "camera malfunction" today or "we've lost the tapes" in 1 week, what's the difference?

reminds me of the Comet Ping Pong "shooting", how just before the guy showed up, the cameras were all deliberately pointed away from the restaurant, and then moved back into normal position afterwards.

only casualty was a computer harddrive

Nine-Eleven 2: Islamic Jihadoo.

you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet unless you can verify it.

user, so last Friday I posted a thread on how the Deep State would conduct a false flag attack to destroy any momentum Tulsi Gabbard would make in response to her BTFO’ing the DNC’s race baiting candidate Kamala Harris, however I didn’t expect them to act so quickly. Now we have Epstein “suicided” in jail and the interwebz is alight with rumors and innuendo of Deep State involvement with leftists trying to create a counter-narrative that somehow Trump was involved. Now this is dangerous territory given the current political atmosphere in the United States, it’s being rubbed in the faces of the people of the United States that democracy is a sham.

I've seen it though, the fact that there were 2 shooters, yet the only one that mattered was the one that shot at mexicans while the democrat worshipper Will be forgotten

In less than a week, people have gone from defending videogames on twitter tooth and nail and making video essays about it, to back to posting porn on twitter, right on schedule, like clockwork.

I admit they should have waited a little to better cover their tracks, but at this point they probably don't want to wait, twitter can also just ban people or bury whoever brings up Epstein, he hasn't trended at all, and popular youtubers sure as hell wouldn't want to make videos about it, and news media is Already calling detractors conspiracy theorists. This is a massive opportunity being taken.

It will likely be tomorrow on the commencement of Tisha B'av. If they are that bold. And it will be BIG.

(((Natural))) disaster incoming.

Most of the humanity will soon discover a new sense. You will all soon see that i was right. You will start to feel it. The feeling is getting more powerful. The change is happening. You can feel it in the air.

It was Trump and the Mossad.

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>This thread is to speculate about the next big happening.

commieFornia is gonna lose it's 'Golden Gate'

>Honker stressed about the future
Checks out.
Most likely either a pretty serious terrorist attack, or a shooting to eclipse the Las Vegas one.
Or a presidential assassination attempt.

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Golden gate glownigger was right

I'd be okay with anything happening to California

A nuke being dropped there wouldn't be so much as a deep state falseflag than a divine intervention.

Have you even been to California once, retard?

are you sure you aren't just schizophrenic?

There's nothing to distract from. The fall guy is dead. Normies wont do anything. Business as usual.

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obviously you're right, but boy i wish something would happen

they'll probably blow the hoover dam since that's one of the spells included in the 50 dollar bill

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the sad fact is that NPCs will read this and be like
>"hm, well ok, this explains it! Conspiratards once again btfo! heh!"

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>Or a presidential assassination attempt
Again Ari ? Will you guys try to be a little more creative.

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a full on crash then depression to teach the goyim their place..

from what a corrections officer I know said today, if a inmate fucks with a camera in a holding area, they send in the skull smackers and have medical personnel on hand because that normally means a massive pissy pants bitchfit from said inmate. in like a minute. not a period of time. these people follow the rules tight to keep their beloved pensions.

its how the kikes got them to shut up. expect all the corrections people involved to be dead by thanksgiving.

I am sure Epstein is still alive, if they find him, and can prove that the announcement of his death was ULTRA FAKE NEWS

then we can dismantle the democrat stronghold NYC under the Trump republican coalition

they probably took him to a military base or to teeterboro airport, check all bridges and tunnels for broken cameras and you have your travel path, check all flights against flghtlogs and you will find unregistered flights, find destinations of those flights and turn the hoover on, they'll have this guy breathing and back in custody tonight

Golden gate bridge collapse.

SPACE NIGGERS ARE GOING TO INVADE AHHHHHHHH!! but in reality it will just be a mix of our futuristic tech and project blue beam since everyone knows that we are the only living creatures on this plane of existence.

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