Hahaha, he's alive and well, you stupid fucking tax cattle.
You'll never win.
I wonder how many angry, white, single young patsy- er, Iean men will open up in schools to distract you now...
"Camera malfunction" at time of Epstein's suicide
Joseph Watson
Julian Nelson
Hillary is a criminal mastermind
Noah Myers
Everyone working in that building needs to be tried for murder.
Xavier Perry
Literally no source just some random fuck on Twitter
Hunter Cook
They probably snuck him off to some island somewhere that nobody can get to
Colton Richardson
Nice job op. There are always cameras in every corner of jails. If it malfunctioned there's two options
1. Cover the murderer because he was asked to do it as a favor for the elite
2. He was let out and switched with a corpse look alike.
Owen Hill
MOSSAD come on, job is getting sloppy
Daniel Cook
>Camera Malfunction
>Motorcycle Club
The Hells Angels are going to be actual angels by this time in September.
Henry Gomez
Seriously though. There must have been a camera on him 24-7. Where's the video?
Jacob Perez
I'm going to pick two. People like Epstein have a dead man's switch that make Trump's nuclear football pale in comparison.
He's alive, the political system he facilitated over the years can afford him dying and his contacts releasing everything far less than they can afford to have him rescued and a corpse put in his place.
He'll get another island and you'll eat insects and pay carbon taxes. You can't vote this away, user. If you could, voting would be outlawed.
Sebastian Bailey
Ah yes, the camera malfunctioned and epstein knew this from being in front of the camera and not behind the monitor. So he could take these few minutes to suicide.
makes sense,
not.
Ryan Ortiz
Also, he had to know people wanted him dead. These twisted sisters always have something on other people and the understanding is, `If I die, the contents of a safety deposit box are released and you go down with me.'
This might get interesting.
Your question is the most pertinent now.
How could he hero right under their noses?
And if he did, where's the video.
Elijah Nelson
More boomer logic
Christopher Thomas
This. I agree it's suspicious, but let's not run with the "camera malfuction" angle just yet, fellas. If they do run with it, it'd be pretty blatant.
Besides, you don't think they could produce a deep fake if they really wanted to?
Christian Adams
I'm going to greentext this very simply for you, user.
>Be billionaire
>Spend 30+ years providing the world's elite with ten year old fucktoys, wrangled from various warzones, orphanages and natural disasters
>Evidence naturally builds over time
>Realise these people will kill you if you ever end up under the authorities
>Decide to assble a team of, say, twenty people that holds evidence to themselves
>Pay them massively per week to basically go about their lives until such time as you haven't checked in with them in exactly two months, at which time you release everything.
Epstein's "dead man's switch" made him far too dangerous to kill. He's alive. He's getting another island. The elite are actually going to be emboldened by this daring extraction and you are going to die in debt to private banking cartels.
It's just how it is, user.
Levi Fisher
Colton Hughes
this is the truth.
Connor Carter
I am sure Epstein is still alive, if they find him, and can prove that the announcement of his death was ULTRA FAKE NEWS
then we can dismantle the democrat stronghold NYC under the Trump republican coalition
they probably took him to a military base or to teeterboro airport, check all bridges and tunnels for broken cameras and you have your travel path, check all flights against flghtlogs and you will find unregistered flights, find destinations of those flights and turn the hoover on, they'll have this guy breathing and back in custody tonight
Nathaniel Phillips
Okay, you re-posted the same tweet. But what's his source? Is this just speculation?
Julian Young
Honestly it's fucking depressing. They'll somehow pin it on Trump, despite the fact that Epstein and he had a "sudden falling out" almost two decades ago and Epstein was banned from the Maralago.
No, seriously all the pics you'll see on the media of those two? None will be less than like seventeen years old. And it will work. It's just so fucking hopeless lad.
Have a pic. It's pretty piss-takey but...
Jonathan Cooper
Remember making this post when you finally realize you're never seeing video of his cell when he died.
Matthew Martinez
If you keep willing and believing so it will be. But those that know it's not going down like that are in a timeline of their own. Enjoy
Grayson Lopez
I'm going with Occam on this one. Boring, but moo
Jose Jones
OH THEY’RE NOT EVEN FUCKING TRYING ANYMORE
ACEEPT THE NARRATIVE GOY OR NO WAGIE FOR YOU
THE FUCKING KIKES MAN THE GODDMAN FUCKING KIKES AAAAAAAAAA
Gabriel Hughes
Do that and your electronics will be filled with pictures of children so fast your head will spin.
Besides which.
>Not every spot has a camera.
>Find a blind spot, switch cars.
>Find another, switch again.
>Maybe once more for good measure.
>Go to a beach somewhere for a boat ride
>Go to intl waters
>Live happily ever after
And before you question how easily he might be spotted, observe this decade-old gif.
Oliver Carter
Sure. Although as long as we're on conspiracy theories, I don't think it'd be two hard to produce a grainy fake. I'm just cautioning that right now, we have no actual inside source on this supposed malfunction.
Josiah Anderson
OH bOy do I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE COINCIDENCES
Jace Clark
>Hillary
Trump more than likely had him killed. He has way more pull then she does. And he has history with Epstein every bit as much as Bill Clinton.
Liam Cox
This guy isn't even a legitimate journalist or reporter for any outlet?
Benjamin Allen
that's objectively false, but I find it funny that jews literally cannot help themselves when it comes to lying.
Anthony Mitchell
Your gif is terrifying to me. Is that some sort of deep-fake with the second woman's face? Was this real? What the absolute fuck.
Gavin Edwards
>Potato nigger thinks the (((media))) are not nefarious instruments of the criminal oligarch
>I-if only the m-media would h-help
Henry Mitchell
Colton Davis
>Besides, you don't think they could produce a deep fake if they really wanted to?
Trivially.
Jaxson Torres
Wyatt Cruz
Liam Scott
This.
Landon Ross
Ryder Garcia
Also this: Two guards at the MCC who normally have overnight shift that watches over suicide risk inmates, were both told to leave area 3 hours earlier for scheduled "Maintenance" to jail cells and hallways. This morning Epstein was found dead
>twitter.com
Juan Allen
>Jew York
>Not underground
Blake Murphy
Op who posted this has less cred than a flat-earther. Go play on Facebook with this stupid shit.
Jacob Cruz
Sloppy job Mossad and Hilldog.
Joshua Perez
>camera malfunction
>magically knows this and kills himself
>LOL SHUT UP RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEIRISTS
Burn them all down, in Minecraft
Joseph Phillips
I told you fuckers mossad just like comet ping pong they magic tricked him to Israel or talpiot unit 8200 disabled the cameras to get to him
Massive internet outages all over to throttle the information flow and response chabad bitch at NSA helping to cover its Israel ita te he Jews its trumpenstein
Evan Rogers
>still trying to push this false info meme
Sure bucko
Elijah Robinson
>Do that and your electronics will be filled with pictures of children so fast your head will spin.
a guy like Epstein has 50 satellites dedicated to following him around photographing everything he does, this is a fantastic opportunity for the RNC to gain credibility for re election and then attempt to sell a war
thats how this business works, and people are already doing this shit, nobody can stop them
Jaxon Johnson
You utter fucking spastic, I literally explained how the media will collude with them, READ IT AGAIN, RETARD.
Xavier Stewart
It's Sophia Vegera (Modern Family) wearing, then removing an Emma Watson silicone mask. Years ago.
Seriously the simple shit people don't know exists already is scary.
Kevin Wright
It's Sophia Vegera (Modern Family) wearing, then removing an Emma Watson silicone mask. Years ago.
Seriously the simple shit people don't know exists already is scary.
Liam Peterson
>sell a war
We can finally nuke Israel?
Matthew Perez
You're still legitimatizing them and inferring they might do otherwise. The (((media))) should be nothing less than entirely disregarded. Now go have something to eat, so you don't starve again, retard.
Lucas Howard
Neither.
crazydaysandnights.net
Investigation might have reached (((them)))
Jackson Cook
also, ch3ck3d
Jacob Sullivan
Yep I've been saying this the whole time since day 1 he got locked up. If they wanted him dead they would have killed him in some sort of (((accident))) before the arrest, they would have been tipped off it was coming. No billionaire KIKE is going to die in prison. He'll be kept hidden away on some island in a mansion for several years while the plastic surgery heals and he'll eventually retire to Israel with a new name and story of how his parents survived the holocoaster at auschwitz
Carson Jones
Ian Morgan
Don't be such faggots. You can clearly see the hair vanish as she takes the mask off and suddenly the mask has no hair.
This is so retarded I am not sure if you guys are meme'ing