EPSTEIN IS STILL ALIVE

The corpse is not Epstein, they switched him out.

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Look at the nose.

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who did they switch him out for?

Witness protection, watch as elites get very tight around the anus

Anthony Bourdain. Bourdain's suicide Never made sense. It was always planned this way

It's clearly him. Only the ear is kind of different but probably due to lighting. It's him.

going to need to see some proof of this outlandish claim

Ok you might be onto something. The 2 look kinda the same indeed.

>Only the ear is kind of different
What about the nose, mon ami? The nose is completely different.

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FIND THE REAL EPSTEIN

the tip of the nose is flexible and when dead your skin sags and his face could be pulling down the tip. the ear, although very similar, is a better approach.

impossible

That's not just the tip being "pulled down" - that's a completely different nasal septum

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Everyone relax. Our Jewish AG and our Jewish IG are investigating. They’ll get the truth out!

Yes that explains it everyone’s nose totally changes when they die. Just relax

It really is sloppy
The fucking balls on these kikes

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yeah
you shit yourself, then your nose drops and your lugholes open up everyone knows that user

>even the ears match up better than epsteins
this is quite odd

They're just gonna find a cadaver with an egg penis and call it a day.

lel

Nothing to see here goys, just relax. We’re investigating!

Guys, this is a derail OP. In addition to being just plain stupid (you really think a corpse that old would look that fresh), Bourdain's ears aren't even close. There's a plan in the works to make it look like belief that Epstein was murdered is the stuff of crazies, and scrutinizing images like this is one of those classic "look how crazy they are" categories.

Who knows what's up with that corpse image, why are you so quick to focus on this, instead of on the implications and actors?

they need to fucking die. all of them

He flipped on the elites. Feds put him in witness protection.

eat shit conspiracynigger.

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You can’t make this shit up. It’s important in the future to point this stuff out to normies.

The ear is different because it is being deformed by the neck brace.

Adding another schizo thread to the catalog. Great.
Sage

Holy shit what the fuck

It's left ear being compared to right ear.

fed poster

I am sure Epstein is still alive, if they find him, and can prove that the announcement of his death was ULTRA FAKE NEWS

then we can dismantle the democrat stronghold NYC under the Trump republican coalition

they probably took him to a military base or to teeterboro airport, check all bridges and tunnels for broken cameras and you have your travel path, check all flights against flghtlogs and you will find unregistered flights, find destinations of those flights and turn the hoover on, they'll have this guy breathing and back in custody tonight

"everybody who disagrees with my insane conspiracy theories is a fed"
neck yourself, kike

head was obviously bloated with trapped blood for a while to distort its normal look

fucking idiot

fed posting is real and the shizo shit is 1:1 fed tactic

Sloppy job...

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THEY SWITCHED HIM OUT! THEY BROUGHT IN A DEAD BODY WHICH NOBODY SAW AND SWITCHED HIM OUT!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could this be a... SHLOPPY JOB MOSSY?

If they can literally face mask him you really think they wouldn’t put MAKE UP ON HIS EAR PATTERNS?????

don't tell me roger stone is dead :( im going to miss his misshapen head

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Your nose doesn't instantly deflate upon death, retard.

Jesus, he does look more like bourdain the longer you compare it

IF epstein is still alive, it will only be until they torture him to find out every last bean he spilled before they kill him for real

look a little like the thing on his neck making his ear look different

Forehead angles. Fun meme tho

Is that Bourdain or Epstein at the bottom?

no, it's clerly a dummy/body double. You're a fed if you think otherwise.

>(you really think a corpse that old would look that fresh)
what if the photo wasnt taken today?

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Could it be his body deteriorating after death?
Inb4 kike shill

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epstein, you faceblind autistic fuck.

Yeah OP. I'll believe it when I see egg penis for the first time.

But he was dead for a year

The ears look the same in this photo

THEY WANT US TO STOP DIGGING ON EPSTEIN, DONT BACK DOWN, DONT STOP DIGGING

>lobe attached
>lobe detached

mine does

fuck off Q nigger

If he is still alive, I can’t imagine any witness protection program being able to maintain his Sino unity for long without an Epstein adversary locating him and doing a job.

Huh, so that's the guy they used.

who cares if he had sex with a 15 year old. some countries its ok.

>Why would they even transport him uncovered?

Only if he is a Vampire and is taken out with specific vampire defeating resources which were only even available at certain garlic festivals.

youtu.be/hXHMKm7G4_A

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>implying the feds arent the elites’ little cumdogs

Show flag, kike

maybe someone should find out if he is F

Nope, you incels killed him. Take credit for your "high score"!
Your scapegoating of the Jewish people and grand designs of pedophile "elites" were enough to convince some Aryan Nation wackjob in there to go after him.

Kek

This, but could you imagine...

>running blackmail control using children for mossad is A-okay
Please just hang yourself.

It's posts like this that make people justify their belief in how stupid and gullible the "Jow Forums community" is.

OH SHIT

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Not all of them or he wouldn't have been arrested in the first place.

>memeflag
Three possibilities:
1. they let him commit suicide (24 hr watch)
2. they let somebody murder him in his cell
3. they swapped him with a body double and the real Jeff took a plane to Tel Aviv.

This. Notice how the picture being circulated around Jow Forums and twitter crops out his fucking ear, despite there being ones that show his entire face floating about

Look at the size of Bourdain’s ears, not a clear match but the nose is more believable. Why would they use such a high profile target when literally any normal looking bloke could fit the bill and disappear.

What if both of them aren't the real Epstein?

Did they say he got his ass kicked last week? That could have fucked up his nose.

You can freeze a body. But i don't think its him. Would make more sense to find some no life from the streets who looks like him and to take a famous person to do the switch

his ears swollen from fluid build because he has not pumping heart you fucking idiots.

he's dead. He knew too much. You've been played by the elites once again.

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>memeflag

A lie so big nobody would believe it’s a lie.

Yup, these ratrds are just spuing shit

Lurk moar

you dumbfuck argentinigger, your nose and ears are the only two parts of your body that continue to grow, throughout your entire life as you age. this is due to the kind of tissue they are made of. do you know what two body parts you are analyzing? the nose and ears. you are not analyzing up to date photos of him or photos from the same angle either. fucking hell i cant stand these half baked google investigations you faglords do

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he's still alive in the pic as they have oxygen hooked up - not declared dead until doctor sees you

could it be because of weight loss? When my dad lost weight in his face, his once straight nose turned into a hook nose.

>inbf JIDF

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His nose deflated, because he can no longer tell lies.

holy checked!

These digits do not lie!

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Podesta, Clinton and Abedin to host a dinner party.

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Nice cope you schizo

Even giving your argument credence, which I don't, those are not the same ears no matter how you see it. Nothing in the shape or patterns match.

unironically sloppy job Mossad
their plastic surgeon forgot about rhinoplasty or just didnt care

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tried to save some shekels.

Bingo

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to "leak" this photo causing more distraction.
they create both sides of the argument so they can manage both.

you guys don't really think they are THAT sloppy to leave the same type of clues every fucking time?