The city is something between Iraq and Somalia full of good looking girls with people of colours full of girls with mix children and no dad on sight full of crazy people full of shit stains(literally) full of junkies no police on sight, ever.
I went here with a regular job contract, I make 2100 per month(an incredible number for an Italian) turns out that it is nothing for a Londonistan I pay 800 to have the priviledge to stay with 3 africans in an apartment. I am quite sure I may end up being killed by them and I am not entirely joking(more of that later)
The apparently cool drug dealer the schizo junkie the witchdoctor
Nobody here works beside me, I have the bathroom free at 6 am (the time I wake up to do my job). The only person awake is the scary ass old black witch. She sings an endless lullaby and Always smile, she is stealth as fuck. and last night I dreamed(I hoped it was a dream) that she was in my room watching me.
I am not joking she is scary, and I think she enters my room while I sleep.
Last night I wook up with the dog and the cat staring at me (they hate each other but were an inch to each other to that specific time)
Who the fuck open them the door? did I forgot about it? Do they know I am a closet right wing?
I don't know. However I am quite nervous here.
Robert Cooper
>he fell for the london meme lmao I live like 30 miles from London and I'd rather drive 4 hours and work in bumblefuck nowhere in Devon or Cornwall than that shithole
Luis Peterson
The junkie is unpredictable He has moments of friendliness and moments of hostility
today I crossed him while I was going taking a shit. He accused me to have misplaced the shower rug( I didn t take a shower today) then he invited me for a pint, which i refuse because I have been spending the day looking for another place.
and here it comes the funny part about uk: housing
Jaxson Ortiz
Housing: I got 1,800 at the end of the month...and I am not able to find any kind of studio below the 800 mark.
today I visited a place at finbury park (an area that is basically somalia) I found this studio whose previous owner was african, it was a huge mess. But poor hygiene aside the funniest thing is that the way in which I am supposed to "pay" electricity.
there is a coin sistem...I have to dump my coins in an obscure iron box, and I have electicity (i am supposed to do this daily)
WTF
Joseph Perry
Imagine not researching rental costs before moving somewhere.
The absolute state of your life m8
Jaxon Scott
>I pay 800 to have the priviledge to stay with 3 africans in an apartment you are being ripped off or living in zone 1, i pay 600/mo for a single room in N17, only other tenant being another italian and the gay muslim owner
The solution is working from home and moving to some poorfag country. You make 500 a month less, but the net result is no more faggots and shitskins and low living costs.
Nathan Moore
I would love it user. But I am deadlocked to the company...let's just say i got the job due nepotism, now my best options are either move in a part of the world in which the company works OR find another job (probably Agustawestland)
Owen Thomas
no don't
just leave the UK. we're stupid, fat, ugly, unintelligent, and we think we're better than everyone else. we're beyond any help and i hope brexit destroys the last remnants of "great" britain
Camden Carter
>there is a coin sistem...I have to dump my coins in an obscure iron box, and I have electicity (i am supposed to do this daily)
Yeah, that's the system they use for poor fucks who can't reliably pay a monthly bill, so instead you feed coins into the meter.
But when your women are good looking they look unreal, like something from an elf lore.
Anthony Mitchell
u wnna headlock kunt?
Colton Robinson
So, if you break contract and leave, what happens? It sounds like you need to get out of the contract, if you can't get a safer place.
Charles Thompson
that's the extent of our culture
Thomas Sanders
Whitest part of england maybe. Scotland is the whitest part of Uk
Asher Baker
Fallen to a foreign invader, for the first time since the normans
Carter Campbell
this is true tho, but they are few and far between and normally become fat post-25 years old
David Butler
I lose a good job before i get any real competence in it.
I shame my father and my family in front of important members of the family. I probably cut myself any chance of turning into a old fat italian guy that moves strings.
However my dream is to find a studio, buy a computer and try my best with the streaming meme.
David Watson
A chair under the door, or buy a small lock and install with hand tools.
Evan Hill
Visit London: >niggers with machetes >exploding peacefuls >paki rape gangs >sharia law Quintessentially Pakistan!
A 2x4 cut proper length, or in a pinch a "dow rod" can prop up. You could also set something so that if the door opens it falls and makes noise.
Carter Powell
In the eyes of someone dead set on hating everything.
Liam Phillips
London was game over a long time ago. The city's infrastructure is built to handle shit from a population one-fourth it's size. Once you can no longer poo properly you are done, and of discussion. A bunch of Londoners could build a scalable cold-fusion reactor at this point and it wouldn't make up for the shit problem.
I am quite sure that pakistan is better. I visted muslim countries, they are happier in their countries, here they don't smile, they don't show any friendliness, ethernally frustrated by the western lifestyle.
If I were muslim I would just sell everything and move in Turkey or similar...instead they choose to stay here conducting miserable lives.
Ian King
this is true but most of them are upper middle class, and the UK has a much larger underclass than most countries
Isaac Anderson
This is quite true, they have a permanent scowl on their faces makes me quite glad desu
Adrian Hill
If you teach me how to compress a recording i will record the tantrum the witchdoctor is having. I believe she is quite literally some kind of vodoo bullshit.
Adrian Clark
This one looks expensive, but far safer, for a short period.
do not move to finsbury park. what area are you currently living in?
Jack Foster
You need an english roommate lad, I wouldn't even think about living with a sheboon
Grayson Wright
don't. you're going to do nothing to bother these people. In and out, with a smile and maybe a gift of food on occassion. stay the fuck away from these people. and don't be there when winter comes, african brains do not do well without sunlight.
Jaxson Cruz
I live close to finsbury park ironically.
Jason Sullivan
then fuck off to Pakistan you med nigger wop and steal their free healthcare and social security, ungrateful fuck
Tyler Torres
what area do you need to work in?
Carson Clark
The life of the Jewish foot soldier
Dominic Garcia
>finsbury park i KEK i googled that place and the results shows only sandniggers, crime scene photos and trash
I feel sorry for you anons, what a hell hole
Nathaniel King
Plenty of nice houseshares around there full of nice, young European professionals.
Evan Parker
same hence why i said to avoid it. fuck it. most of london is trash. only affordable bit i think is ok is around kentish town (the part closest to tufnell park) and away from camden.
Aaron Brown
How is Ilford or newbury park area?
Adam Wilson
ilford is another word for fucking india mate
Jackson Rivera
India is better than africa mate, unless they're muzzies.
Kevin Cook
I used to live there years ago It wasnt that bad then. Havent been back since. By the sounds of it, its not worth seeing now
Brandon Rodriguez
This sounds like the plot of a hilarious sitcom.
Jace Baker
I am just gonna record the audio
However guys save my threads. if in this weeks you have an Italian killed in his room in the area of Finsbury park I want you to remember me.
"Here lies P.L.A. All my prejudice has been confirmed, there is not irony just the inevitability of genetic, demography and gravity"
"Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo"
also I recorded the witch, I want to share my nighmare fuel with you
Ryan Hernandez
Live in Richmond here, I like my area, few shitskins and very comf
Aiden Davis
You think thats bad, you should come to Birmingham
OP at the very least you can 100% get your own studio flat for 900 a month, i've been looking to move too and have seen plenty of studios less than 1k. get away from your crazy roomates.
here you go fella. this looks nice, for a few hundred more a month. they serve a proper breakfast apparently. private privy, private room, park across the street. booking.com/hotel/gb/parkhotelessex.en-gb.html
Parker Cooper
Could move to a proper shithole like Woolwich and get a studio for 700
no mate, even around our area, you can get places in holloway, camden, archway, kentish town etc for a reasonable price. the city will still be shit but at least you wont have to live with anyone else.
pressing F... But really, what part of town do you need to be in, I'll look-see what we can find.
Justin Myers
Anglo-poors are delusional about the state of their country. They are in huge debt to the point that their government has enforced onerous austerity and have had to cut back all essential services including police. Since the police are one of the main barriers between you and death by nogs - losing them to budget cuts makes things even worse.
nogs are like that. I had a nog roommate from ghana that would come into my room and rant and rave that i move things in his bedroom. they can be scary as fuck. i genuinely thought i was going to be murdered.
Levi Mitchell
>there is a coin sistem...I have to dump my coins in an obscure iron box, and I have electicity (i am supposed to do this daily) kek, is this even legal in the usa? I've never heard of such a thing
Jaxson Bell
LoL I will agree a Muslim area is fucking disgusting, like I'm a guy getting judgemental states from fucking wkmen in that hijab shit just cuz I'm wearing shorts and jacket. LoL thank fuck I wasn't a girl pretty sure would've been raped. Also one thing in Muslim area it'll stink like a pig pen pretty ironic and by pig pen I mean the most disgusting and visceral shit.
Jonathan Rogers
Niggers destroy Everything, Browns and blacks are Destroying Western Civilization
From what I can see, ilford is Paki, not Indian, but it's hard to tell from google street images. OP still hasn't told us in which town he works, so helping him find a safer place seems out of the question.
Charles Jenkins
Only happens when white men refuse to stand. What is keeping you?
Angel Brooks
OP got his head cut off and shrunken down to give the witch his power and his flesh eaten by her and the other ngubu tribesmen rest in pepperoni pastaniggerbro
