Brit/pol/ - Sainsburies edition

>Prince Andrew 'groped' woman in Epstein's house, court files allege
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49305967

>UKIP: Dick Braine elected as party leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49307101

>Based Brexit enforcer Cummings’ farm milked €235,000 in EU handouts. Well played.
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/10/dominic-cummings-owns-farm-got-eu-subsidy

>'Swingers mansion' with sex swings and 50 Shades of Grey Red Room goes on sale
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/swingers-mansion-sex-swings-50-18875185

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First for Ngubu scoring the winner for Norf

You’ve never scored with anyone you incel

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It's a shame what happened with Batten, he had some decent opinions and knew his stuff. He just didn't know how to properly run a party and he's excommunicated for it.

Everything is shit.
We don't even have enough ships free to police or fishing water post-Brexit.

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I'm on the willyphone

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we'll just have to build them then

Who cares?
>we
Cringe

Wrong

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>we
cringe

ok, you'll*

send a few cruise missiles down the channel tunnel

Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it stinks.

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Who cares that you don't care?

It’s not my fault you’re so inherently unattractive, don’t take it out on me

Me

I want to impregnate an English bird and enrich England with mongoloid toddlers.

Dickbrain lmao

Who cares if it's only you?

>be retarded anonymong
>be educated by retarded pol infographics on Hitler
>”DUDE IF HITLER WON UD NEVER BE BULLIED AND PROBABLY BE HAVING LOTS OF BASED SEX”
>dude I love Hitler
>see someone mention British Hitler
>omfg Hitler is based and I’m british so British Hitler is based
>become emotionally invested in British Hitler
>based Eddie reveals that Patrick O’Mosley was a deep cover Irish Nationalist who wanted to betray Ulster and dilute British sovereignty into a European super state
>you’re overly emotionally invested in British Hitler
>instead of researching the facts behind based eddies claims you become mad
>you lash out at based Eddie because the memes can’t be wrong
>British Hitler is based and would beat up your bullies, based Eddie is just a bully and must also be Jewish
This is the mind of the anonymong

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Fuck off refugeetard

Who cares?

You'll have to fight Ahmed for one. All the loose slags are claimed by ISIS these days.

Newfag

all 8ch refugees must fucking hang

heres your (You)

Bit short sighted when you consider the beauty of Russian women

Why do Liverpudlians always look like they come from Innsmouth?

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Most of them are Irish

Centuries of inbreeding and poor diet.

I don't want a doll, I want a person.

Nice copy pasta GCHQ

People usually make friends with people closer to their level of attractiveness so ugly people are often seen together like this.

Oh,you're meant to ignore the name field.

is this true?

>virgin who lives exclusively on pot noodles lecturing about genetics and diet

You can't be trusted with a hamster yet alone a human

Newfag

Nobody cares about your shit thread

Who cares?

just tell me if you think mongols are bro tier and put an end to the horror

sh8 b8 m9

Me in the middle

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Anyone know a decent book on Viking myths and legend?

>eddie

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Sometimes I mix it up and have an Aldi £2 Microwaveable Sunday Roast for One.

Yikes, how old are you?

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You seem intimidated

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Fug, these souless eyes are in the uncanny valley.

Nobody cares.

and why are you posting on the board for adolescents?

>adolescents
I think most here are in their 20s/30s actually.

England, Scotland, Wales and Ulster. Australia, Canada, New Zealand. The lands where British blood and sweat have soaked the soil. Where the prospective foot of Britain and the well-intentioned endeavours made by the stock of Albion, has set the world on its tilt. If ever there was a race of Titans, Albion would have been their home and Atlas would have been the primogenitor of this stock of hardy Saxon and Celt, and Atlas would have a red coat and Union Jack in hand whilst baring the yoke of old Gaia.

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Kek, by shit tattoos and dyel arms?

>inb4 post srm
Already did you fat scrote

I recommend this and the poetic edda

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Post body you seething skele

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Lol hes got you on the ropes

Who cares?

The Poetic Edda, translations by Jackson Crawford or Carolyne Larrington are both good. The Prose Edda too, I don't know which is the best translation though. 'The Viking Spirit: An Introduction to Norse Mythology and Religion' by Daniel McCoy is also a decent read.

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Largest empire in history. Won't be beaten until China finally rises up.

Useful map.

Saw loads of rainbow flags around town and in shop windows

Saw a toddler wearing a t-shirt with a rainbow on it and the words 'love shines bright' under it.

Also saw a drag queen was at the eisteddfod my grandmother went to today

>tfw

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Is it still Pride century? I thought that was last century.

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Should I lads?

If I don't then 28dayslater will.

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My cat disagrees with you.

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I couldve sworn the "pride" month was already a few months ago? Then there's one last month or the month before, is it just every month now? It's all so fucked

>actually going outside

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I've been expecting you user, you're late
(-20 Social Credit Points), please sit down.

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Why are you so hateful

>endchan down because of the norway mosque shooting

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Should you what, lad?

-20? Ah shit, my score is already too low to be allowed to travel to see my dying mother.

have I been asleep? There was a mosque shooting?

fucking lol

norway mosque shooting ? wut?
was it one of ourguys ?

some retard in norway killed his mother then tried and failed to stream a mosque shooting when there was only 3 people in the mosque and he only killed 1 person and posted it on endchan

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Not even double digits? Lame.

The tom sawse has addled his mind.

It's the only pussy you'll ever have mate

I thought fucking pride month was over. Is it not a month anymore?

The drage queen at the eisteddfod pisses me off the most t b h.

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I've been in York pretty regularly for the past two years now. They're everywhere, it's amazing. Every shop window saying they support pride, pride handbags, pride flags, all sorts. I just wanna look at a rainbow pattern and not be reminded of degenerate pedos and the brainless contemptible NPCs that will buy the useless shite its adorning.

Was with my girlfriend the other day at the train station there, saw droves of ugly young women and emaciated freaks wandering around in and around the area, carrying pride items and have pride flags and symbols drawn on their cheeks, legs, everywhere. It's all so tiresome. I didn't outright hate shirt-lifters until a year ago.

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Zoë's "Sunshine on a Rainy Day" is a fucking banger of a tune.

this is a proper banger:
youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE

>dick brain
>cummings
Hmmm.

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Send fish

Every one of the letters in LGBTQISRQQPTQiGqFHSK+ has a month to themselves

It won't be over until regime change, friend. Read 'Next Leap' by Alexander Slavros.

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He could adopt another cat.

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There is a paki security guard on the car park who came over and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was a 19th century industrial mill chimney enthusiast and a follower of the late Fred Dibnah of Bolton (PBUH) and I was interested in studying his works. I'm sure he understood.

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Climb the phallic bastard!

>asked me what I was doing.
should have told him it's your country and that he needs to mind his own fucking business.

How's about no?

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the lefty take on this epstein shit is fucking insufferable

>BLUMPPPPFF

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>Whooooooosh

that's an ocean of ketchup

Wait, UKIP's new leader is 'Dick for Brains'?

Erm okay.