Uhh like I'm 35 and I DO NOT consider myself a Millennial, no effing way, not possible. I'm Gen X or a XENNIAL, gawd...

>Uhh like I'm 35 and I DO NOT consider myself a Millennial, no effing way, not possible. I'm Gen X or a XENNIAL, gawd. I can't accept sharing a generation with those frikkin young REAL MILLENNIALS who are 25 and have IPHONES and listen to JUSTIN GAYBER. You guys remember REAL GEN X MUSIC like Britney Spears, Limp Bizkit, and NSYNC? 98-03 music is totes Gen X music.

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Me neither. I’m a 35 year old boomer.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

This implies that Millenials are the real dawgs and the former pedo candy Justin Bieber is artistically important, and totally unlike Nsync. It doesn't imply both generations are equally stupid it implies you think your's 'Real Millenials', are the best. You are a fucking idiot.

Gen X music was metal, hair bands, grunge, punk, and stuff like The Cure and Depeche Mode. Try harder.

I'm imitating 35 year olds on social media who firmly they're Gen X

Fag

nobody says this

It's people like this that helped me quit wow.

Countless people have said similar things on Facebook, Twitter, Buzzfeed, etc. People born in the mid 80s were so triggered about being Millennials that they created another category, the "Oregon Trail Generation" or "Xennials", because they felt they were special for growing up with Ren and stimpy instead of Spongebob.

Ministry is GenX as fuck

Bump

35 is Millennial. Stop trying to be us. If you were not on your feet and in line at a movie theater on the afternoon of May 25, 1977 when the original Star Wars premiered, and young enough for your parents to be there but old enough to buy a ticket yourself, you are NOT a Generation X-er or anything else, you are a shiftless, worthless, entitled Millennial.

A Moomer.
A nothing.
A non-survivor.
Someone who didn't see the real world before Clown World. Like all the rest of you here except us.

Quit trying to be us, moyim. There's only one us.

>t. genxer

Gen X was Carpenters all the way to Skinny Puppy. There is only one us. Don't hand out information to them. Watch them die.

>born in late '98
Where the fuck do I fall on this spectrum, anons

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>Adults watching cartoons
>Wanting to live in poverty
>IPAs
>ADULTING
>Video Games
>FURBABIES

It only took one generation for "men" to fall this far.

I'm a 30 year old caveman.

I'm an incel.
I never go out and get laid.
I sit in the dark most of the day.

I'm definitely a caveman.

if you can't remember 9/11 you're a Millennial

>Someone who didn't see the real world before Clown World.

I just turned 35 (fuckin hell I share bday with that faggot Rogan jew) and I CLEARLY remember life and world before jewish talmudic satanic ritual of 9-11.

So what now?

9/11 Silent Gen was there and did it.
9/11 Boomers were there and lived it.
9/11 GenX was there and recorded it.
9/11 Moomers were there and remember it.
You were nothing

Lol. I know some of those and they are still like that. Pathetic nihilists sack of garbage who actually aware of their sad life and the shit thats wrong with our society but chose not to care(or prentend not to). Tactical nihilism at its finest.

Zoomer

Nobody wants to associate with boomers and Millenials. I was born in 95 and I tell myself every day that I am gen z. But a part of me knows it is not true.

>Gen X
>Not using "Xoomer"
Gay if True.

I'LL KICK YOU OUTTA MY HOUSE IF THATS THE CLOTHES YOU'RE GONNA WAAYYERR

>effing
God I hate that fucking word

I'LL KICK YOU OUTTA MY HOME IF YOU DON'T

CUT

THAT

HAIR

YOUR MOM BUSTS IN AND SAYS

WHATS

THAT

NOISE

not even fucking close

AWWWW
MOM YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS IT'S THE

BEAST

E

BOYS

and that part of you is a big faggot

back to 8chen, fagget

I have friends that insist they are not millennials but something between gen x and millennials. They say this because there was no internet in our childhoods and the think the before and after internet thing makes us a different generation.

Pls give me BBC now to wash this taste of soi milk out of my mouth.

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It's a pasta making fun of cityfags, user.