Why does this shit even exist Jow Forums?

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Beliefs are products of their time and Mormonism started in the 1820's when racial tensions were high. It moved west from New York and gained a lot of ground Missouri, a state so racist it'd make Jow Forums blush.

Lol, I see then.. So shall we all convert to Mormonism one day?

Christianity started out just as a sect of Judaism right. It would be like writing your own Star Wars movie. You’re obsessed with Star Wars. You’ve crafted this meticulous wonderful world that you find extremely satisfying. You want to share your vision with the world so you ambush George Lucas on the street and beg him to read it. He looks at it, calls it garbage and then has you crucified. So now you resent Star Wars because it crushed your dreams, so you don’t call your story Star Wars anymore. You call it BattleStar Galactica and push it as an independent idea.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Phoenician_discovery_of_the_Americas
cnn.com/2013/02/28/world/americas/phoenician-christopher-columbus-america-sailboat/index.html
ancientamerica.org/library/media/HTML/1ofnf5kk/15. THE PHOENICIANS AND THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS OF AMERICA.htm?n=0
This is good one:
grahamhancock.com/wakefieldjs1/

Essentially, the Phoenicians were a highly sophisticated civilization from modern day Lebanon who were incredible sailors and traders. There's theories (and some evidence) they made it to America to obtain minerals especially copper, which a fuck load of it is missing from Michigan that was taken 1000's of years before christ and not by indians.
There's a lot to dig into on this.

The final battle will be between muslims and mormons

Too late. I was born and raised mormon.
Fuck niggers and kikes.

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And take a loan from George Lucas

I love Graham Hancock. Thanks user. Sorry I called you a faggot.

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Nah, they dropped the whole black people are the cursed sons of Cain thing awhile ago.

I went to grad school with a bunch of Mormons. Some really nice people but what the fuck is wrong with you sick fucks. My buddy tried to fuck this Mormon chick and now we all know about soaking. You sick sick fucks.

all good!
it's a really interesting topic actually, so is "pre-history", which basically is our way of saying we don't know what happened because we don't have anything written about it.

How do I start going to church LDS

The Bible is all made up bullshit and some retarded nutjob realized enough people would believe him if he added a little extra bullshit and then he could bang multiple 14 year old blond hair blue eye mormon sluts

Just go to a temple. They can help you travel the world too because all Mormons do mission trips. Mormons are super nice. I mean they’re fucking weird but they grow on you.

I live in a white area with hot mormon girls everywhere. They're so damned pretty, WOW.

Look up Mormon soaking. Also nice quads.

Mormons are unironically based.
The best part imo is how a good number of them are preppers.
Good mindset to have in this day and age.

Judaism is younger than Christianity, retard. Christianity came from yahvism.

kek

Unlike the Bible, there is zero historical evidence for the assertions made by the Satanic cult of Mormons via their Satanic cult book invented by a megalomaniac heretic.

>Mormon soaking
Made my dick go limp just reading about it.

As a backup plan to save america

>Christianity started out just as a sect of Judaism right
Disagree. It started out as a form of gnosticism.

lmfao, genuinely interested, why are Mormons satanic?

>Judaism is younger then Christianity
Christianity as we know it was formed in a Rome around 363 AD. Meanwhile, the Rabbi Judaism was formed much earlier, some 100 years eariler.

Can you read son?

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Mormons are Satanic because they added that black people are evil and that an user is a nig.

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>Also nice quads.
Fucking woah!

Mormon qts confirmed

kek
>Christianity as we know it was formed in a Rome around 363 AD
Came from Mithra then Sol Invictus worship.
Catholicism is just Roman Monotheism.

wtf i'm a mormon now

There's little historical evidence for the claims made in Bible, sorry.

I was raised mormon until i ran away from home
Whats soaking?

Depends on what parts.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soaking

active member my whole life, first I heard of this
I'm not too surprised though, women are natural sluts
honestly I think normal fornication is more common than that trash
also my experience with idaho/utah mormons have been pretty iffy since they tend to pick and choose what they follow

You guys let your boys jack off?
I could see soaking being some bullshit suggested by a teenage guy
>no no trust me it's not sex if i don't move!

Kek
There is absolutely no possibility that its not exactly that

Honestly props to them. That’s good salesmanship. But women aren’t hard to pervert since their natural instinct is to juice themselves full of baby batter.

>a tribe of israel made it to america
>Everything in Mormonism is essentially based on that iirc.
the weird thing to me about mormonism is that Joseph Smith was I think a high ranking freemason, so I wonder what secret shit he actually may have known about, regardless of whether he really found secret gold tablets or any of that.
I am not christian but I would not be surprised by that at all

>You guys let your boys jack off?
that's a touchy subject that is never brought up in any kind of public meeting
some people do, some don't, just no porn
>soaking being some bullshit suggested by a teenage guy
same as BJs are getting each other off
I'm pretty sure they know it's wrong, but horny kids will justify anything for that feelgood

Catholicism is based entirely off of NeoPlatonism. Roman theology is based on Stoicism and Epicureanism. They have very little overlap.

Actually didn't know that, interesting.
>Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, John Taylor, Wilford Woodruff, and Lorenzo Snow all were members of the fraternity. All joined while living with the Saints in Nauvoo.
ldsliving.com/Mormons-and-Masons-5-Fascinating-Connections/s/80329

keked

I think protestants are so retarded that they call anything unusual satanic, like video games and playing cards
you guys probably think it's crazy that we have pentagrams in our temples

Blasphemy, for one. They contradict and defile the teaching of Christ for another. It really only takes a minimal amount of head extraction out of the ass to see it. It's plain as day. Plus Glenn beck, Romney.

>Both Christianity and Mithraism prided themselves in brotherhood and organized their members as church congregations. Both religions purified themselves through baptism, and each participated in the same type of sacrament, bread and wine. Mithra was born in a cave; a cave is likewise the setting for the nativity of Jesus in the widely-read and influential Gospel of James, which though not canonical is the earliest surviving document attesting the veneration of Mary and claiming her continuing virginity. Both nativities were celebrated on December 25th, and each savior was visited by shepherds with gifts. Both Mithraism and Christianity considered Sunday their holy day, despite early Christianity observing the Jewish Sabbath for centuries. Many have noted that the title of Pope is found in Mithraic doctrine and seemingly prohibited in Christian doctrine. The words Peter (rock) and mass (sacrament) have original significance in Mithraism.
>Both Mithraism and early Christianity considered abstinence, celibacy, and self-control to be among their highest virtues. Both had similar beliefs about the world, destiny, heaven and hell, and the immortality of the soul. Their conceptions of the battles between good and evil were almost identical, with Christianity adopting millennial epochs that were integral to Mithraism from Zoroastrianism. "They both admitted to the existence of a heaven inhabited by beautiful ones ... and a hell peopled by demons situate in the bowels of earth." (Cumont, 191) Both religions placed a flood at the beginning of history, and both believed in revelation as key to their doctrine. Both awaited the last judgment and resurrection of the dead after the final conflagration of the universe.
>In art, the halo was a well-known depiction of Mithra, a true sun god, but which also depicts Christ in the same way.
crystalinks.com/mithraism.html
Mithraism/Sol Invictus worship wasn't main stream Roman Polytheism.

>protestants
>you guys
Not a protestant. The user I asked the question to may be.
>Plus Glenn beck, Romney.
kekked, and gotcha

>you guys probably think it's crazy that we have pentagrams in our temples
why do you have them and why do you call your worship places temples rather than churches if you are a christian sect?

Sorry, you must be Mormon. Here you can see the pluses outweigh the minuses. Unless you're a Mormon then you're a walking retard.

equip.org/article/biblical-archaeology-factual-evidence-to-support-the-historicity-of-the-bible/

Here is Mormonism refuted.
cesletter.org/

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>Not a protestant
sorry, I tend to project because they tend to be the biggest mormon bashers
they convert to mormomism more often than any other group, funnily enough

Protestants are also super retarded for thinking that just believing in Jesus grants them salvation. They don’t have to do good deeds or help others, heaven’s gates are just a quick belief check and you’re in. Absolute shit. I’m Catholic but Mormons, while weird, are much better people than Protestants.

For sex

He was a sex-fiend that created an entire literary universe to justify banging dozens of young & naive Anglo-American women

"Protestant" means too many things to too many people to even be utilized as an identifier

Got nothing against Mormons, everyone of them I've met seem like good people.

Same reason as the Muslim religion. A false prophet took some verses from the Old Testament, some verses from the New Testament, and mixed them into false verses. I know—I have heard about it.

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pentagrams meant healing or something until some frenchfag in the 1800s or something said they are bad because reasons
we worship in normal church buildings, temples are for special sacred stuff, I'm sure the 'free'-thinkers here will tell you all about the satanic rituals we do in there

Let us not forget the nigger things too.

I live in Utah and fuck Mormon housewives. AMA

british intelligence front to try to recapture USA using first amendment as a backdoor to protect agents

Why do you feel a compunction to lie on the internet?

I don't doubt that low level mormon churches or communities are just some harmless or even well-intentioned community group type thing, but I could see the higher levels of it being into weird shit. I mean I've heard about FLDS and their compounds etc. for one thing. It seems like it could be similar to the catholic church, which is full of young boy raping satanists at the high levels, or high level jews partying at Epstein island or being Rothschilds and doing blood rituals and worshiping ancient desert demons because they believe they are chosen to rule over the goyim and that sort of thing.

Utah girls are the prettiest, occasionally you see the unusual family of of mormons with like 8 adopted niglets and 2 white kids of their own, they want to make up for their past of believing/knowing the that the negro is inferior.

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Truth bruh. Moved here last summer and have managed to ruin two marriages. Mormon chicks are easy if you seem exciting compared to their husband.

You need a gas chamber for attacking families.

Families based in Satanism should be broken up.

I mean seriously, look how these perverts treat(((brainwash))) children. If this isn't a Satanic cult nothing is. They just hide the pentagrams in their magic underwear.

protectldschildren.org

The pentagram wasn't associated with Satanism until the late 1800s when a defrocked Catholic Priest Eliphas Levi made the connection between Satan and the Pentagram. In early Christianity it was a widely used symbol that represented the five wounds of Christ. Numerous older Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran Churchs display pentagrams.

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Read how these devil worshippers treat kids irl. Epstein was a saint compared to these sick fucks. Hell, Epstein probably is a secret saint in the Mormon post death baptisms (another Satanic ritual) they waste their time doing.

protectldschildren.org/1069-melissa-w-cs-1234578910/
I was first groomed and raped at age 9 yrs old by my sister’s Sunday School teacher. My family were devout Mormons, and my parents were in marital turmoil with 4 small children. I did not “report” until I was in a facility at age 19 for attempted suicide. My parents then attempted to search for him, only to find out that the church had requested him to be moved out of the Stake and State. They followed him to several states until his trail was lost.

At age 14, I was groomed again by an adult youth leader who was “under suspicion” from other adults as being inappropriate with youth. This grooming and relationship lasted for 2 years until he “quickly” moved to another town.

Just recently, this same adult, was convicted to life in prison for child trafficking + 30 years for child pornography. I gave my deposition in his trial. Never mind the damage that was done to me by this man “of God”, in the church, the guilt I carry for not being able to come forward earlier has been far more devastating.

The church betrayed me and my siblings at 9yrs old, that was alot, but to do it again at 14 yrs old, I cannot stay silent anymore.

Because it's necessary for the salvation of mankind.

early christians and jews had multiple wives, its in the bible, a pharisee asking Jesus about a woman who had married her dead husbands brother

Mormonism only sends people to hell. There arezero gifts of the Holy Spirit observed in Mormonism (hence the drooling over the Satanic cult book nobody in their right mind would believe) because it summons Satan and demonic energy, not holiness.

so having a different teaching of christ makes you satanic ? that makes no sense

>following any variation of a belief system based on ancient desert cult books of fairy tales makes sense

Yes is does unless your mind is befuddled by a Satanic cult like Mormonism. Biblical teachings of Christ have multiple, credible witnesses. Mormonism has zero credible witnesses. Dum dum dum dum dum

youtube.com/watch?v=e1V98DsNXi0

youtube.com/watch?v=e1V98DsNXi0

you suck at reading

powerpoint always convince me.

Satanic is a specific word. If you wanted to prove someone is satanic you have to say they worship satan, not some BS witness, teaaching, powerpoint crap

your average mormons are good people, there are many in my family

>American 'pre-history'
>basically everything that happened before the colonial era

It's honestly astonishing how much history has been rewritten, omitted, or just flat out ignored. We've lived here for 500 years and we still know jack shit about the people who lived here before us.

Even they know jack shit, because their history was all oral tradition, and 90% of them died in the plagues that ravaged the Americas in the years between the first explorers and the colonial period. Huge amounts of history were lost, and then you have the cunts at the Smithsonian with a policy of actively refusing or even destroying artifacts that we might have learned from.

youtube.com/watch?v=dExOrCAxPgI&list=PLaJ-AQMWRTvA4bJ0Nv2UHUDYFHZbloGMu

i was out shopping for religion today.
i looked at many different options.
one wanted me to go to church on sat night and not eat steak on friday and to burn witches.
fun stuff but not for me.
another wanted me to donate ten percent of my income to the church, not burn witches, and not perform good deeds because fuck em.
they also wanted me to put my life on the line every saturday while pounding on doors and pestering people who looked like they would just as soon slit my throat as speak to me.
yet another wanted me to sit crossed legged and pretend that i was flying a magic carpet through the universe without the use of lsd.
i passed on that one pretty quick.
then i found the one.
they had magic underwear and cool tabernacles and a pretty fair sign up fee.
AND, i get to bang as many women as i want. as many as i can to be exact.
why wouldn't i be a mormon?

Your ignorance of Satanism shows you're either a Mormon or have never been inside a Christian church in your entire life. Any use of deception, deliberate or accidental, is a Satanic prayer than summons demonic energy into your life. . Put deception into action and you've turned yourself over to Satan. If you do that while simultaneously invoking or professing to speak in the name of Christ then you're on the express train to Hell. Mormons won't tell you that, they just want their 15%.

>Offering the souls of the deceased a chance at salvation is satanic.

1 Corinthians 15:29 "Else what shall they do which are baptized for the dead, if the dead rise not at all? why are they then baptized for the dead?"

Paul is declaring that if Christ rose not from death and was not our Savior, baptisms for the dead would be pointless, but we know Christ is our Lord and Savior so baptisms for the dead, in the name of Christ, hold saving power.

What's this 15% you're talking about.

Two arms, two legs, and... balls? What does the bottom point represent?

Freedom of religion, even for the freaky religions.

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