Australian man jumps on scooter driver in Bali
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Kek, that's actually impressive especially while drunk
Absolute madman.
>What happens when you found a gene pool with criminals
Wait you guys don't do that? We have this game here where we run really hard into garage doors because sometimes you can run straight through them.
the Epstein suicide is a distraction from THIS
Wtf? Who the fuck does that? Why are Aussies like this
Someone make a webm
we only run hard if there's an active shooter
When you live in a country where the main cause of death for men aged between 18-44 is suicide, you’ll understand.
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Alcoholism combined with hellish heat has fried their brains.
FUCKIN LEGEND A TRUE BLUE AUSSIE LEGEND
Because we
NO YOU'RE JUST A NORMAN
no y ou'r
Reminds me of this
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This, where's the webm?
IF THIS WERE A BLACK MAN DOING THIS, Y'ALL WOULD BE SAYING "TYPICAL UNCIVILIZED NIGGERS ACTING LIKE MONKEYS" BUT BECAUSE ITS A WHITE MAN FROM AUSTRALIA ITS "KEK LE BASED AUSSIE BRO ABSOLUTE MAD LAD EPIC SHITPOST"
What do you mean? Finns and Scandinavians are suicidal as fuck, but they don't act like this, also they can speak proper english.
Is that also why they speak some kind of unknown strange language?
Yes, what's your point? This man doesn't have a sub 80 IQ he's just shitposting IRL
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fucking kek
FUCK how did that convict escape Australia?????
Fuck I hate this country
Anyone behaving like this in another country should be jailed or executed. He could cause serious harm to scooter drivers like that. And dont even bother arguing, all you assholes would agree with me if it were a non-white foreigner doing that in a white country. Go abroad - respect the locals. Period.
Fuckin legend
He should be beaten by the locals for this. He could really hurt someone.
Indo are our neighbours, and a growing economic power that will overtake us, largely Muslim, and this is their average experience with Australians.
What the fuck is wrong with white tourists?
Here we have a problem of feral European backpackers.
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With all of the pussy that throws itself at white men in that country those kind of actions amaze me. Thats a Buddhist area as well, not too many muslims. I've been there and enjoyed my time there.
Nah, Bali can get fucked. The place is a fucking shithole and is propped up by the white man's dollar. The locals rip off tourists something shocking, cops frame and extort foreigners, locals jump tourists. That's not to say that the people that go there aren't pieces of shit, though. It's a never-ending cycle of disrespect and growing hatred.
>Inb4 b-b-b-but what do you expect when your people are nuisances in their country!?
Good those fucking Indonesians deserved it
I went to Bali three times. I was so surprised when I met Austrailians that acted civilized because everyone in bali acts like an absolute fucking cunt.
Tied a bunch of abos together while they were passed out from huffing petrol and made a raft
Aussie bantz get weirder and weirder
I'd like to go there for vacation but I'm afraid of spiders
Australian men, mainly Anglos, are suicidal as fuck. A popular party trick here is jumping off either the roof of your car or your house, onto a fold-out table full of grog.
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Maybe it’s because we live in a nanny state? Boredom? Alcoholism? Who knows.
>also they can speak proper english.
Yeah, our way of talking came about from the settlers being drunk too much, hence the overuse of slang and abbreviations when we talk, true story.
Same, fuck spiders
I'm scared of australians
We should have kept the prisoners and the primitives separate.
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dude one of them sent me pictures of his "lawn" and it was literally nothing but holes in the dirt full of spiders. and he was all like
>fuck u seppo its my fukkin lawn it's what we call a lawn here
>i go owt in the morning when i'm drunk and bored and shoot them with me pellet gun just to get a rise out 'em
>you think we don't have guns here m8
Don't forget swallowing slugs.
The eternal aussie strikes again.
God that looks like a good time.
>hose tied to the hills hoist to keep the plastic wet at all times
Now this is Australian engineering
Bali is such a shithole,
i was there last month,
Full off drunk Australian bogans ,
worse than English in Ibiza or Magaluf
Drug dealers everywhere ,
Tourist Touts everywhere,
Rip off everywhere
Total shit,
Been all over the rest of Indonesia was fantastic,
Friendly people,
Seems like the non islamic parts of Indonesia are full of degenerates
I just noticed that lol. Fair dinkum Aussie genius alright
Worst cameraman in the history of the world
Must have been a woman
Why is it upside down?
You know why.
It’s the right way up for me.
aussies are without a doubt the worst tourists in the world.
Cunts, the only spider to worry about, Sydney funnel web, hasn’t killed anyone since the 1970’s. The rest just look big and mean but are fine. You’ll be right, just check your shoes.
Kek
we are so alike
comfy
oof the truth hurts.
Still pretty unsettling.
Weak cunts couldn’t handle the bantz
Scooter driver handled it well. You can seem him processing the fact that he just got aussie-dabbed on.
>known for racism
>meanwhile, in Melbourne
Shows the importance wearing proper riding garb even if it's a fucking dinky-dick scooter.
If they're loyal to the CCP they're not Australian
Asians are incredibly racist.
Fucking hell no.
But they're just keeping the place clean.
Not a single nog?
Melbourne would make anyone racist
Sorry for our tourists, Bali cunts are the fucking worst because it's the cheap holiday destination of choice for bogan cunts. The second worst is cunts in Japan where we all go to skii, fucking wasted cunts hauling 12 packs into the onsen and shouting at full noise for hours on end.
Gave him the 3 piece w/ a soda
>He forgot to check the toilet lid
Embarrassing, you think after getting your cock bitten the first time you would remember in the future.
Sucker probably listened to a woman and got trained to leave it down.
You wish your cock was so sweet that the spiderwaifus couldn't resist sucking on it
>implying there's a single woman on a building site
Which proves my point. There are some contractors renovating the upper floor of my house and they straight took the lid off the toilet to get it out of the way. There's no reason for somebody at a construction site to leave the lid down except of out sheer pussywhipped brainwashing.
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It's funny because he could not do it if he didn't want to whereas a nigger has no choice but to do heinous shit.
>fuck this
>fuck you
>fuckin' cunts
>*jumps on van windshield*
it's like a cartoon
>he doesn't car-jump
lmao what are you gay?
lol
Aussie tourists are part and parcel of living in a global multicultural society
Very cool Australia.
I take my hat off to Australian shitposters. They are the real deal on and off the internet.
Goddamn I love you aussies
"again" LOL
Bali is a beautiful country full of chill people but I would never go there because Australians basically turned it into a white trash playground.
>americans don't need toilet seats
>they really do just shit in their pants
Just a little racist to say that but it pales in comparison to the irrefutable truth of what you've said; Asian cultures largely don't even recognise racism or feel bad about their generalisations. Western sensitivities for cultures that reciprocate NOTHING of their political correctness is an embarrassment.
Lived in Australia for 3 years... Trust me you won’t see as many white people acting like niggers anywhere else
A steady diet of McDonald's ensures only having to take a McShit on the Lord's Day of Rest once a week.
Go home then
Bali is not a country and Indonesia is a third world shithole
Imagine paying thousands of dollars to go to fucking Bali and not a few hundred like Australians do
>fuck this
>fuck you
>fuckin' cunts
The Australian battle cry is pretty based.
Looks pretty white to me