OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: OFFICER SWALLOWS EDITION

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DRINKING RULES TONIGHT: YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT EACH TIME SOMEONE GETS ARRESTED


>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.

>Hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.

>Why is this on Jow Forums?
WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Jow Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE NETWORK TELEVISION.

COMFY TIER STREAMS HOSTED BY ANONS
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OR twitch.tv/vjoselia - NO COMMENTARY

OR minimal jewAIDS stream: 123tvnow.com/watch/ae/

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TONIGHTS LINEUP

>CONFIRMED FOR OFFICER SWALLOWS

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I went to the vet and got myself de-wormed today.

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On the internet no one knows you're a dog.

What is everyone going to ask Callicoat via twitter next week when he's in studio?

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DAYUM THAT NIGGERS JACKED

You virgin incels had better not be talking shit about my tattoos in this thread.

"Why are you gay"?

How big is his wife's penis?

Homeless?

That’s Gigga

>whore with a broken arm
bitch betta have my money

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How does the nigger cum loads he drinks out of his wife's pussy taste?

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Segorny weaver?

I want Officer Swol to choke me lovingly

Why doesn't calicuck do anything other than traffic stops? Is he looking for other gay men?

Do you think he knows about people making fun of his extremely gay, immature tattoos?

Shit, I've been found out.

BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

lmao what a badass

For me, it's Greta

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They found one of the rare white people in Richland.

Just got here. Did I miss anything?

Gigga Nigga on the scene...

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FUCK I HATE BEING A PHONEPOSTER ON LIVEPD THREADS BECAUSE MY PARENTS REFUSE TO GET WIFI AND NOW I HAVE TO USE THOSE STUPID TABS TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>a child is crying!
>QUICK, TEAR UP EVERY LAW!

Some guy got shot.

RIP PATRICE

Niggers shooting niggers in the opening segment

Tfw officer Sarah Rencken hasn't been on recently. When's she coming home bros?

Black guy got shot in the ass. Great show opener.

>What is everyone going to ask Callicoat via twitter next week when he's in studio?

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She doesn't have pants on guys.

Nice "I know you're guilty" speech

The modern thot has no self respect

Greta Van Susteren? I loved watching her show before Red Eye

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>MY PARENTS REFUSE TO GET WIFI
My house, my rules, Champ. You don't like it? Buck up and get a job. BTW I'll be banging your mother in a bit, might want to put on the ol' headphones.

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Dan is scared of her.

did you know shes a scientologist?

>cameraman points camera at water bottle
>can't get it to focus
>cop and bitch keep talking
>cameraman suddenly yells
"FOCUS YOU FUCK."

What does wifi have to do with anything?

>What's that? You're not wearing pants? I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.

>carrying a frog around

KEK IS WITH US

I always thought she was a cripple desu

>Frog
What the fuck

>pull over white trash girls in bathing suits to flirt with them

Bruh that gigganigga is a threat to national security. He needs to be in a cage.

Yeah

Patrice on Feminism:
>We're sharks, and you're tuna.
>Tuna ain't supposed to run shit!
>YOU'RE FUCKIN' UP THE ECOSYSTEM.
Deep wisdom.

Needs to switch to manual mode.

>I'm not wearing pants
>"Ok go sit in my patrol car"

Wtf????

>he's a good guy
>he's a criminal, but he's a good guy
The absolute state of roasties.

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I hate how they tilt those round hats forward. Wouldn't they try to not look intimidating when dealing with the public?

WTF is this shit

Druggies are weird man

Women
>HE'S A CRIMINAL BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY. I'M GONNA FIX HIM. YOU DONT KNOW HIM.

Theyll cut away before the rape

He's gonna sniff the seat afterwards

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It's to keep the sun out of their eyes.

He's probably smelling that seat as we speak

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Might just get head. I would.

DEPUTY JUST ASKED HER TO STICK HER TONGUE OUT

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Officer chit chatting with roastie.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT TINDERS LIKE IN MY AREA?! AND STOP JOKING THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME JERK MY GHERKIN UPSTAIRS YOU LIABILITY FOR SOCIETY. I CANT WAIT FOR CARETAKER JAMAL TO BOP YOU

>stool softener brand

These fucking boomer commercials.

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You ever suck a cock before Jow Forums?

It's the patriarchy's fault, user.

Why are all these credit check commercials aimed at women now?

Is it because jews know women are the only ones stupid enough to get into massive amounts of debt?

>credit sesame
>stupid commercial
>girl shows off her credit score on an expensive iPhone
Only a 767 credit score? What a fucking thot.

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I want pics of Flo from Progressive's butthole

People still listen to her "advises"?

Why not her ass, stupid?

There's other style hats for that

Dam...that puss probably just reeks of stank.

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Not bad.

do I get the babysitter in a box? and do I have to assemble her myself?

gr8 pic

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i'd fuck that blurry bitch so hard it would break her legs so bad that they would have to amputate them

Keep it up and you'll get hairy palms LOL

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i want to talk to him a bout his childhood. not only does he feel the need for all the muscles, he also needs to be in a position of authority, o cop. i think he has some major insecurities

Just got here.

Anything good so far??

She about to cuck her husband

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Black guy got shot in the ass.

Are those. Raises on her hamstring?

what is this a fuckin van gogh
god bless, user

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>married woman hitting on cop

Dude it is roastie central in Oklahoma

This fucking roastie

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No

Trying to hoe her way out of a ticket

This bitch is thirsty af for that blue dick.

Straight up offering pussy.

this cop is legit trying to fuck this married addict on camera