HAHHAAHAHAHAHAH, Jow Forums was right yet again. You can't marry a roastie and expect the marriage to end

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAH, Jow Forums was right yet again. You can't marry a roastie and expect the marriage to end
>marriage lasted less than a fucking year

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>expect the marriage to end
to last*

this is now a smuggie thread

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Thanks for half your wealth! ;)

This

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Wasn’t a real wedding

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You can't turn a whore into a housewife.

youtube.com/watch?v=i9JCn4cssxk

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Roastie toastie on her phone
Looking for a big bad bone
Swipping left and swipping right
Hoping to find fun tonight

Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Can't get no more dick from Chad
No beta will pay her rent
For Roastie Toastie's snatch is spent

Hit the wall at lightning speed
Thinking you had what you need
Coke and wine and BBC
But Roastie Toastie couldn't see

Now you look three times your age
Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Has no drive she sits all day
Wishing she could go away

Roastie Toastie's no more good
Watching friends live life as would
Roastie Toastie feeling bad
Shoulda listened to your dad

No one wants her anymore
Roastie Toastie's just a whore
Can't have kids so get some cats
Fill your life with shoes and hats

She had goals and even dreams
All that died in her late teens
Now she's old and salt ensues
Blaming men is her excuse

Roastie Toastie looks around
Families and kids abound
Living life and having fun
Roastie Toastie's nearly done

Roastie Toastie no more thrills
She decides to get some pills
Two at most the label shows
But Roastie Toastie's time is close

>cuckstralian "men"

tranny relationships generally don't last long.

I guarantee he has landed a role in some super hero movie and his people are like...dude...you gotta dump the white trash before she fucks your life up. I don't follow these movies to much but I'd guess....the Flash. He looks like a Flash.

Oof she is hitting the wall u can see early stages that heavy makeup

They were married? This matters? All websites are spamming this shit no one cares about.

One job you dumb fucking leaf

why do you niggers drool over this whore so much
fucking sad
stop orbiting this slut.

The Flash is currently a chink.

This was the role, fake marriages and fake divorces to get attention.

Fucking Leafs.

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Checked and funny but too long.

Pretty sure she's worth more than him so she's the "loser".

She most likely has far more "wealth" than he does. And you just KNOW it was that dumb cunt that fucked everything up. So, either its an even split, or Please oh please...SHE has to pay HIM alimony. Probably the first one tho.

And what constitutes a "real" wedding?

Maybe it was her going to the media and literally saying “I cuck my husband and will cheat on him forever no matter what”. Fucking industry whore. Hopefully he didnt get a bunch of STDs from her but odds are high he did.

Definitely.
You can see photos of her at 21 and see how much chubbier her cheeks and her nasolibial folds were.

Also, her eye area had more fat when she was 20, now the fat around her eyes are gone resulting in a "hollow" appearance, she used to have "deep set" eyes due to the babyfat she had around her eyes at 20/21.

I expect her to start bieng even more degenerate now that she isn't on a leash by a man anymore. Her whole "Wrecking Ball" twerking/drugs stuff was done in order to annoy her then ex Liam Hemsworth.

MALIBUUU
Haha. What a fucking cunt. I unironically had hoped the best for her and that she really turned a new leaf. If it smells like a skunk, looks like a skunk, acts like a skunk. Guess what they say is true in the end.
Of course I still feel bad. Such a shame to see a sweet girl turned to slut by her Hollywood handlers.

She's fucking insane. Of course it didn't last long.
Cant wait till she films herself crying again.

CHECKED

Queen of the roastie with a trad guy is never going to work, she's a degenerate, gets her money being a degenerate and is controlled by degenerates. Not only the above, but her community is obviously degenrates.

For this to have worked Liam needed to have courted her before her slide into degenerate far-left "culture". Liam tried to convert her into a trad thot, and failed fucking spectacularly, you can see how unhappy she is actually being slightly conservative when her business model and lifestyle is slut.

It must kill Liam that this bitch will conform to pop cultre but not to the traditional values that make monogamous relationships work and raise sane kids together.

>Her whole "Wrecking Ball" twerking/drugs stuff was done in order to annoy her then ex Liam Hemsworth.
they just split up though and wrecking ball was 4-5 years ago

he probably got tired of her public urination videos.

to think Notch suffered the same bullshit.

Night night lads. I hope nobody gets hurt.

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MILEY CYRUS IS NOT POLITICS

WHERE ARE THE SUBHUMAN CORRUPT AND BIASED MODERATORS TO DELETE THIS GARBAGE?

THE MODS ONLY DELETE THINGS THAT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS

FUCK THE TRANSGENDER MODERATORS AND JANITORS

Or, or... hear me out, they’re celebrities with more money than they know what to do with and tend to live a fast life short marriages, drug problems, etc.

Proof: read a fucking magazine

she probably wanted to open their relationship up or raise a transgendered child and Liam btfo the American dirtbag before it was too late.

That gross slut is probably the one that broke it up too.

>relationships never last more than a year
>its impossible to get back together with an ex
Wanna know how I know you have never had a gf?

Not a big surprise in the modern world.

No
youtube.com/watch?v=OJc9vTfkteI

>this cuckold beta orbiter gets back together with girls that dumped him
>and he follows celebrity gossip
lmao

Friendly reminder that Jeff Bezos' wife is now the 3rd richest woman in the world after their divorce

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This dumb nigger here actually admitted to reading magazines..and Im the idiot for having fucking ears and just hear that shit...Fuck off brainlet

And she deserves it, if it weren't for her, he wouldnt have shit, and he goes and cheats on her like a nigger.

Well that was a pathetic attempt at rehabilitating her reputation. She really screwed the pooch with that tawdry, bawdy, bangerz tour.
>hey everybody I grew up and I'm empowered, watch me drug and fuck my way around the world wheee look at meeee!
I mean I watched Christina and Brittany and even Lady GaGa but Miley is the only one I saw riding dildos and letting the audience feel her up. She's going to have to drop the porno now, there's nothing left. She's lost all respect except for the other twenty something fuck pigs who look up to her.

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LOL.

Very good!

Once you let the slut out of the kitchen you can never get her back backing cookies. Miley will be 45 someday hooking up with MLB players in their late 20s looking to have a baby. And some dome Jock will be like....yeah...she's still hot and he will give her his seed like the low IQ tard he is.

No, you can't

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Jumping over a broom in front of two witnesses.

So he goes on and finds someone better and then she eventually regrets her lifestyle but he wants nothing to do with her.

Why would gigachad marry this roastie though ?

>You can't turn a whore into a housewife.
and you can't plug a hole with a ring...

Close enough, was gonna tear ya up if you said anything about it being "legal" Not advocating for polygamy or anything, just the removal of the state from the marriage. process.

At least the cocks are white. He dad probably put his foot down on that point. Maybe she was /our gilr/ all along?

Cuz their kike agents convinced them it would be good PR

Because whore and Thor rhyme

What does Thor have to do with this?

I thought he played Thor, shows what I know

within 10 minutes of meeting any female (online included) your #1 priority is to know is she has social media ... if she responds yes than she is a pump and dump only , never get serious with any female who has any kind of social media ... now finding a non social media using female is extremely hard and it may take years and years to find her but they are out there

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Liam Hemsworth was born on January 13, 1990, in Melbourne, Australia, and is the younger brother of actors Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Then:

Cyrus took inspiration from her “favorite woman in the world, Hillary Clinton” and realized that she and Hemsworth were “stronger together.”

Now:

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Isn't she want to abort babies? Good to liam. Stay away from crazy

>sticking your dick in crazy
I feel bad for him

Hemsworth should have 7-8 kids by now to a Euro beauty. Instead he wasted time with this skank for years.

ouch...

God only knows how many abortions she has had. She probably has a big party after every one too.

This. What a dumb fucking example. She was there at the beginning of Amazon

Do they at least have a baby?

>Her whole "Wrecking Ball" twerking/drugs stuff was done in order to annoy her then ex Liam Hemsworth.
mmmm-hmmmm I'm sure it was...

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That pussy got some mileage mileage

I knew he took dick.

damn

This one is the realest
youtu.be/mYDerZxEefw

The marriage success rate is like 50% for normal people and probably 90% for the hollywood chads and stacies, it's a risk.

Holy fuck, this guy is the most based Italian since Mussolini
Toplel my dude

Miley, who identifies as pansexual,
she will literally fuck anything.

THE TRUMP CURSE

STRIKES AGAIN

KARMA IS A BITCH

I think pansexuals are genital infatuated in a seriously regressive way. Everyone matures and acquires more discriminate taste. Only an immature mind never stops rubbing their gentiles on everything for raw stimulation. That would be like eating a burger at the Four Seasons. Low class. Tacky taste. I myself am a connoisseur of fine young dolphin smooth traps.

I feel bad for Liam at this point. Who could want such a thot?

Gold, pastabro

>Reddit the fucking thread

Go back all of you.

Also, the hemsworths are crypto Jews, you fucking dumb bluepilled plebbit tier cunts.

do you even know how much money that hoe has !?

Chad blown the fuck out!

You can just tell there is nothing but evil behind those eyes in this pic

>be Liam Hemsworth
>could literally have any girl he wanted
>pick Miley std Cyrus
wtf is wrong with him?

jewish managers

he doesn't have wealth. He's the less successful brother and she has more money anyway.
I believe he's a ftm tranny btw