I'm no pundit but even I know this bitch ain't happening in '20....so why do they bother? What's the endgame?

>This is Iowa!

7 fucking dollars for spat in child lemonade shit.
It's fucking 5.20 for a schooner of beer. What the fuck.

There's also a chance Biden dies of a heart-attack or something.

This is Iowa

>7 dollar lemonade
Warren got took by cornjews

>be millionaire wanting to show off how charitable and down to earth you are
> tip 3 dollars

Then 10 min ;later the city code enforcement showed up with their $300 fine for running an unlicensed food stand

>7 Dollars for a lemonade

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>7 bucks

I remember there was some joke from the medieval era.
A king is traveling across the land and he and his party stop at a tavern one night to rest. He orders a boiled egg and the bill comes back some exorbitant amount. He summons the owner and says "are chickens so rare in this part of the realm?" and the owner replies "no, but kings are"

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> teenagers who should be ripping people off for 3.5$ a scoop ice cream are selling 7$ lemonade
> trendy hipster lady thinks it's a good photo op to buy some

>Doesn't know about the start up cost of applying for a business license, FDA inspection, paying off the zoning commission, taxes on wages, taxes on profits, $15/min wage

>fortnite
This website is 18+

mate what the fuck? our lives are so much easier and more pleasant than americans because we don't have tipping culture and you're encouraging that shit?

What!? I love capitalism now

Good story.

Is lemonade a Jewish conspiracy?

>"Here goy, here's some (((sugar))) water. That'll be $7"

I've gotten pretty good at detecting Talmudic bullshit, and this smells like a Torah made of latkes and drizzled in foreskins. Get rid of your lemonade and pick up the white man's drink, orange juice.

hah

these are what 5 year olds look like in Iowa because of all the hormones in the water supply

I agree, but it's them acting like some $3 tip was impressive.

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For a while, I thought that the democratic race ballooned to 20+ because the candidates were hoping to hide from prosecution due to it being forbidden to legally harass a candidate for presidency (like they did with Trump).

I'm now starting to think that the primary reason is to provide as many diversionary stories for the media as possible, since people much more criminal and wealthy would instead be filling the news. It saves on MKUltra costs, I guess (shrug.png).

As side-benefits, campaign fund embezzlement, and follow-on board of directors/consulting/speech fees/news visits/book deals will all be funded with other people's money. Essentially, they're running for president, not to win, but to retire wealthy. Meanwhile, they're performing a service for people you'll never see on the news.

The only lemonade I want from those cuties would be dripping from their cunnies

it's fucking 50%.

Explain yourself

7 dollars for a fucking lemonade ? Is this fucking canada?

The candidates raise campaign money. Obviously, the most popular candidates raise the most money and they spend most of it on advertising. CNN, MSNBC, etc. want that ad money so they get behind the top candidates and suppress/give no airtime to less popular candidates. It's a quid pro quo, candidates give money for on air promotion. Ever wonder why the big networks keep pushing Biden despite all his gaffs and snowballs chance in hell of winning? It's because he's raised more money than anyone else and all the networks want a piece.

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Warren has bad campaign staff. She looks frail and uncomfortable. Neither are presidential qualities. She wants to use Hillary Clinton's failed "I'm one of you" tactic but just like her, "I'm going to have a beer" stunt, it comes off as disingenuous.

Chicks wearing Pink shorts so she's a whore, thats why

7 bucks for some fucking Minute Maid?

I thought this bitch was supposed to be anti capitalist, yet she’s paying goyim prices to some brats?

If this is her economic acumen, then she’s tanking the economy if she gets in.

They’re all conceited.

Cory Booker REALLY thinks he has a chance of winning and not being laughed out when we find the inevitable skeletons. So is Warren. They can’t just read the signs of anti establishment that’s rising in both parties so they’ll never give outsiders a chance. Even though Yang is unrealistic he’s by far the best spoken, and would be the most fun to watch since Donald Trump is inevitable.

He sells out stadiums and the DNC frontrunner touches kids on camera.

I think Biden could win honestly.

I think he could pull Trump fence-sitters.

But anyone else and yeah, Trump has it.

Which is great because I have a metric shit ton of Silver I’m sitting on that I bought at $14 an oz and shit has shot ip to over 17 in the past 2 weeks. So when the recession comes and Silver is back up to $45 an oz, I’m hoping to turn a small profit.

Ahhhh a man with patrician taste in politic. All these little people have is their name at this point, it's a brand without a product and like any defunct business the assets will be sold off to the highest bidder and everyone is going to try and loot the sinking ship as long as possible.

A cynic would think they are perhaps allowed or encouraged so as to continue to provide a radical draft for these wanna be commies to skate in behind. Warren is perhaps a step too far for many but her placr now is as a sounding board for insanity with some plausible deniability.

>thats crazy to go THAT FAR, but she has a point
>maybe we shouldn't trade allllll of our rights in for comfort just yet... maybe find some middle ground... just some of them ey goy?

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> 10.7K are talking about this
yeah, right

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>$7 for lemonade?
AMERICA IS COLLAPSING

POST
THE
IN
STORE
PRICES

I would NEVER pay $7 for a little cup of lemonade. you can get 10-15 liters for that money in a store

>selling lemonade in buttfuck nowhere for 7 dollars
Fake photo op

10$ for a cup of lemonade, is this canada?

Five thousand comments are
>$7 fucking dollars??
And the rest are
>this is Iowa!

WHY DIDN'T SHE GET NO LEMNAYDE AT A
> BLACK-OWNED
ESTABLISHMENT, HUH?

ANSWAH ME, WYTBOI

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>10$ for a lemonade
and people say canada is expensive

>Which is great because I have a metric shit ton of Silver I’m sitting on that I bought at $14 an oz and shit has shot ip to over 17 in the past 2 weeks. So when the recession comes and Silver is back up to $45 an oz, I’m hoping to turn a small profit.
Ugh... I'm one of the dolts that paid $38/oz and will never really get a lot of profit from it.

>He sells out stadiums

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Shes indian so they told her it had vodka and she got all sloppy and pounded like 3

>paying 10$ for 7$ lemonade
What a stupid bitch

$1 for the lemonade, $9 for the two extra shots of firewater

Aka mouthwash

40%

Heavy lol

10/10

I'll explain to you why you're retarded
>be in service industry
>be good at job
>make good tips
Or
>be shit at job
>make shit tips
Either you get better at your job or find a new line of work. Service must suck in your shithole country m8

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Kek

I am all behind the little kids selling lemonade for 50 cents. When teenagers are selling it for $7.00 then they better have their shit together with all the required licenses.

This. Girls need a liquor license too.

Those girls should sell their bath water instead. Probably make a lot of money.

How can a country so free be so absolutely cucked by the service industry?

Imagine thinking it's normal to pay extra. That's what tips are, extra money for a good job. You are endorsing giving extra money even if they do a shit job. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>What's the endgame
Not to let Boeynie win. They'd rather have 4 more years of the amazing orange ape than let a socialist win.

The priced in the reparations, $15 minimum wage, illegal immigrant health insurance and student loan forgiveness taxes.

Who the fuck would pay seven dollars for lemonade?

same as sanders in 2016. simple. run an energetic but retarded campaign and focus on the enemy (trump, rich people, whites, etc), more than you focus on any solutions or plans or specifics. when nomination time comes, give your base to an establishment and comped pice of shit like Biden (but it won't be Biden imo). its likely to be Harris. dark horse is Bittifag who is getting establishment financial support for his campaign. the establishment bucks are going to Biden, Harris, and Buttifag in that order.

>Just happened to come across

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>why do they bother? What's the endgame?
Money
Running for president is profitable.

If she's smart she'll be Bernie's VP, it's the only way either of them has a shot of Biden not taking the nomination, barring him making some gaffe on the debate stage so egregious that even the combined power of the media can't cover for him.

$7 for fucking lemonade?

wtf

Maybe it was more than 1 or 2 cups

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>I just happened to be around a Democratic Senator who is running for President, look at this amazing thing she did!! I'm totally not a paid sycophant!!

Fucked warren out of 10 bucks for a cup of lemonade that was worth at most 20 cents. Who won here? Is she /ourgirl/?

Israeli shill detected

>him making some gaffe
"poor kids are just as smart as white kids"

It's easy to be generous with other people's money.

i'd pay 7 dollars for a cup of their pee

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Nope, this is Iowa.

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>"Just happened to come across"
>blue check twitter account
>$7 lemonade
>$3 tip
nothing in this story makes sense

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underrated. Good one, leaf.

Oh look a picture of people who will never be president buying ridiculously over priced lemonade. Thanks for sharing.

Collapse of manufacturing and glut of restaurants means that fatheads become waiters and pizza boys and cry about tips all day on Jow Forums

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>$7 dollars for a cup of lemonade

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how nice of them to block the side walk

Yeah but he hasn't tanked in the polls after that has he? Because the Dems know that everyone else on that stage is unelectable, and he's the only one with a real shot at beating Trump, gaffes or no.

He has to fuck up SO hard that even all the Dems cringe and say, "Shit we might have to just nominate someone crazy instead of someone senile."

This is about as believable a story as Epstein killing himself.

>thinking keep the change instead of breaking a bill is something special

kek

We shitpost on here, they shitpost in their own way in reality.
For whatever passes for reality at least.

From the current Dem candidates, she has the best chance at the nom.

>Biden = old and retarded
>Hamala = hates black people and they hate her too
>Bernie = people still shiver when they hear socialism, and he has that stamp hard on him. Plus he's a jew, and Americans for whatever reason don't want one of those in the White House.

Buttigieg can give her a run for her money, but he has a "corporatist" stamp on him, while Warren is a "principled liberal".

Holy shit, thanks

>$15/min wage
surely this doesn't apply for self-employed people, assuming the underage girls at an illegal lemonade stand are self-employed workers? you can work for free if you are the owner of a business.

I didn't say tip for for a shit job where the fuck did you read that?

The want ignorant boomer libs to feel like there's still hope in life. EW is just a bluepill generator until the big shake up at the end of the primary cycle.

They are way too close for just being strangers