Bros

The pic is dumb clickbait. The link is from 2006. Sage.

I mean, in the cosmic scale it is, but I agree

>gay

>tldr the elites trying to come up with new shit so they can justify nuking a city for their purposes

Either way, i trust god 100 %, he gives, he takes

Nah. Since the dawn of time humans have been obsessed with the world ending. Guess what? It never actually fucking happens. This just shows that scientists are still prone to the same sub conscious manipulation by irrationality that we all are, they are fallible human beings that get shit wrong constantly. Don’t treat them like prophets.

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>memeflag
KYS right now. RIGHT. NOW. And apologize to Pakistanbro before you do

The article is new. But the contents is literally "we were nearly hit in 2006, and scientists say we will be hit eventually!

When you're begging science to do God's work of ending you're obligation to fight for your freedoms.

A better impact might be you off a roof.

4-6 million is nothing in terms of universe size, that's our backyard

Based

Put me in the screencap

Stop worshiping CGI pictures, goy.

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>500 times the power of the bomb that fell on Hiroshima
>Little Boy had a yield of 15 kilotons
>15 x 500 = 7,500 (or 7.5 megatons)
>Tsar Bomba had a yield of 50 megatons

So even if the rock were to hit earth, no mass extinction event would occur and only a single city would be leveled. Some happening we have here...

>2006

yep, it has happened before and it will happen again just like climate change.

No. That's bullshit. The moon is about a quarter million miles away. This asteroid passed, at closest estimate, about 16 times farther away than the moon. That's not our fucking backyard. Okay, it's closer than other objects in space. Still nowhere near close enough to be considered a "close shave." If 4 million miles is a "close shave" then the moon is, what, a disemboweling? And yet the moon still is very far away and no threat to Earth.

Those are all for fear-mongering... or for secret messages between elites. Space is fake. So asteroids and meteors are too. Nothing from (((space))) will come destroy us, including aliens.

Interesting topic proxy kike. Almost made me forget about Epstein.

Fearmongering.
>TERROR
>WILL HIT
>EXTINCTION
Give fuckin real will ya?

flew by yesterday..

a killing bolt will shine in the sky but will not kill...

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Can we change it's direction towards Israel?

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>Are we done for?
No.

Hillary will suicide the Mega Rock don't worry.

God bless

It will hit Israel

I can't believe if Russia invades you, I have to go off and die for your pretty much not a country.

2006 is part of the name of the asteroid

ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2006 QQ23

it wasn't that close or big to be honest
list of upcoming objects:

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

>It's right next door!
i fucking loooove science

If the US has this tech, it has tech to prevent an asteroid strike. Calm your tits. There's nothing to worry about.

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I hope so

These hack scientists just can't stop talking shit. Oh it's gonna hit this time oh shit,oh it missed. Well that's good. Oh shi here is another one fuck its gonna hit us. Oh dang did you see that? Barely missed. Oh shit another one this time it's coming straight for us, oh fuck shit donate to my patreon oh shit fuck We're gonna die. Oh it missed, that was close. Oh fuck this next one Will hit us. Shit fuck...

It is never going to hit us.

orbit

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That tech isn't ours.

t. Lockheed higher-up.

Thank god.

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space isnt real

grug buy rock
grug want rock go moon
grug come down earth

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>It is never going to hit us.
That's what the dinosaurs thought.

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The Express runs a story like this every day but digits got my attention

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Nothing ever happens

Post the whole prophecy

As if """scientists""" would ever tell this kind of mass hysteria inducing news to public

Estonia is white and beautiful. Suck a dick, faggot.

You are being a biggot. They are employing women and math is hard.
Be a man by just being thankful for their warnings to give them the feeling that humanity needs them.

>tl:dr:
>100% chance the earth will be hit by something
>no current example
clickbait as usual
4 million miles isnt close in space, try a simulator out and see what happens if your lowest approach is 4 million miles out, enjoy orbiting the sun...

I'm sure 99% here want to be blasted by a world-ending super meteorite. Nothing to lose any way..

>biggot

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kneel before the waterbear of space time or perish

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>Scientists - It’s 100 percent certain that we’re going to get hit, but it’s not 100 percent certain when.
>Media - SCIENTISTS SAY WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT! THE TIME TO START LOOTING AND RAPING IS NOW!!

I hope so.

Rolling to hit D.C.

>it's 100% certain that we're going to get hit
This is where you lose all credibility. They cannot simulate that accurately.

I told you faggots the end was nigh and that we should pass the torch to whichever animal got trips, but NOOOOO. You decided to move onto the next fucking thread as if I was a bot.
TICK TOCK, BITCHES!

You wouldn't have the balls to do it. Why would a dog act against its master?

Call me when it's gonna skim our atmosphere you fucking nonce

God wants it to happen!

Wow, sick fear mongering article. Literally says
>We 100% will get hit
>.....
>Eventually....
It's like saying there's a 100% chance you'll die.... You know... One day.

The odds of being hit by a big asteroid are something like a 0.01% chance in the next 100 years. Will we be struck by an asteroid? No shit. Will it be big enough to cause any real damage? Most likely not.

Saged and dismissed, back to your stations

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What about the arctic methane terror?

As the last straight white male in LA, I concur

lol pakistan

>On 10 August 2019 at 7:23 am UTC, 2006 QQ26 safely passed 0.04977 au (7,445,000 km) from Earth; travelling at around 4.67 km/s (16,800 km/h).

INDIA

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roll to back this up

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city of SPLAT

Czech’d

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There's no point worrying about asteroids, because the powers that be won't fund any kind of defense system anyway.

Just a city buster and we don't even know when. It could hit an empty desert or most likely the ocean so who fucking cares?

Apologize!

Fucking checked.

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>express
absolutely disgusting, what a trash article who ever wrote that kindergarden spiel should be shot for terminal retardation.

you god damn retarded idiots still think about that stupid prophecy from 5 years ago? this place is such a shit show. literally the exact same bullshit for 5 years straight

>tfw in the middle of no where.
kek I'm so safe, hit somewhere good Aster-chan

I'm ready

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What about it?
What about nuclear annilation?
Solar flares?
Yellowstone?
Gamma ray bursts?
Viruses?
Mass famine because or a crop killing super bug or virus?
We could sit here all day going over a lot of things that could potentially wipe us out.

If I'm being honest, the human race needs to be culled a good deal. So just prepare, because the world will actually be pretty fucking sweet if you survive. You can build wherever the fuck you want, literally enjoy any hobby, and most of all, just LIVE without this corrupt system sucking your soul dry.

You should be looking forward to the next extinction event, its a fresh start. Think of the being around after the end of the world like investing in bitcoin before it blew it up

we just fold into another timeline whenever mass extinction occurs

we fold and go back a few moments before its even art of the collective consciousness

only a few crazies remember

>scientists insist 2006 QQ23 will pass the planet without impacting, and will be further away than the Moon
>NASA predicts the asteroid will be about 5 million miles from Earth as it passes.
> “There’s nothing really special about this."

sage

Great and we’re supposed to be able to see that from an image showing maybe 5 miles of bridge taken at an altitude of 3-5,000 feet? Fucking idiot

LEARN TO SWIM
SEE YOU DOWN IN
ARIZONA BAY

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Emmanuel Velikovsky.

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Ive actually thought about that, maybe its just my schizo genes kicking in

I hope so lads

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>fears

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youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc

Please hit me in the fucking forehead so I can be the first one to escape from this god forsaken planet.

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rolling for LA

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I wish.

its from the express you silly poofters, its a meme paper for frightened boomers

You couldn't have said Israel?

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