Fuck (((tourism)))

In Greece it's only expensive if you go to the very busy popular places like Mykonos, Santorini and Milos

Since we're locals we don't go to tourist traps, we know our country and its islands, we can always pick a normal place to visit

Some Greeks still like to spend a fortune in Mykonos to show off and fuck Instagram celebrities who visit from around the world to prostitute themselves but they are the few vain nouveau rich idiots.

no it is not, we can go without you niggers
GO AWAY

Serves you right for stealing so much coastline from your neighbors.

Dead simple man. Require tourists to pay €500 for a visa before they book their holiday.

Except you can't, because you're in the EU and have no control over your borders.

SUX2BU

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it was always our clay nigger, whole bosnia is still our rightful clay since the time of king Tomislav

Go to Neum and do the same.

kek

don't care i love your beaches and your cheap beer

open up more planes there Josip i am coming back later this summer

neum sucks
i wont bathe in swamp while intruders bathe in our crystal clear water

Imagine the smell
I won't ever again. Your beaches and harbours stink disgusting like decomposing corpses. Do you throw your elderly in there to rot?

I welcome everyone to visit Croatia and enjoy our country. Don't listen to OP (faggot).

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yes we do, go away

found the one of trillion apartment renter jews
you will get the rope

I'm on my holiday there
I like your country

>DO NOT COME HERE

Ok

>Croatia is becoming country where locals can not afford one week vacation in their own country

>tfw you live in Florida

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Why not chip in with friends and buy a boutique to profit from then? Or is it corrupt where you have to know the mayor or some stupid shit

Wut?

underrated

>doesnt understand what work is
:D

Croasian jew is trying to con us with reverse psychology. Ante I trusted you

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Mykonos is gay. Do they go there to get their ass penetrated?

We know something about it. Fuck tourists, we were a manufacturer country with a working class generation, not a tourist cuck nation with a generation of waiters. My ancestors did not create Renaissance for amerimutts tourists.

HEHEH FUCK YOU FRANJO PULA HERE I COME

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Now you basically understand what judoslavia was, and the mentally of the balkan nigger

We should wage our own Italic-style meme war

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This
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Not planning on coming, but it's not everyone else's problem that you don't have any real industries to rely on.

>people realising tourists only leave trash behind

We have house on coast, was cheap thanks to serbs going mental in 90s

r/italy banned me for sharing tuttiicriminidegliimmigrati.com why???

Speaking of Croatia, check out the YouTube channel "Dark Den"
He is from your country, very cool dude
I wanna get a C. versicolor as my first, but my dream is to own a female Typhochlaena seladonia

Croats are destined for the yoke...the west will be ceded to the EU and future epsteins will control the women/whores

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same fuck tourists.
i hate faggot americans who come here

>no it is not, we can go without you niggers
>GO AWAY
no

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>Croatia is becoming country where locals can not afford one week vacation in their own country

>be me
>have Croatian relatives
>visit them
>barely any work
>if they do it's part time 20 hours a week
>all they do on their spare time is smoke and hang out at the cafe
>"I have no money to do anything its those damn tourists!"

because mods there are PD voters and cucks, unironically

Italy is a museum masquerading as a country, and that's the way you're going to stay

come to Herzegovina then
unless you consider us Herzegovnians

I fucking love these.

Based

Average pension is like 150$, I dont know how croats survive during summer

Croatia is amazing I spent 10 pounds a day and felt like a millionaire. Outlook festival is a good if you like dub music but if not go to Dimensions for faggot tech house

Bruh, don't complain about tourists when they're the only reason your economy isn't third world tier like the rest of eastern Europe.

Looks nice. Maybe I'll come by soon.

Thats like 80 kuna, did you eat out of restaurant dumpsters?

Is this the case in Portugal as well?

nigger are you one those countries that exist only for sex tourism??

Croat sounds like scrote. That's enough reason not to visit you.

just go off-season, dumbass.

I got a giant pizza in Zadar for 25 kuna that basically fed me for a day. I also got miješano meso for like 45 kuna same deal.

Being a waiter you can earn in 3 months what the average croat earns in 1 year. I usually visit after season too, streets are empty, you can smell and hear the sea, its really nice

I've already been there

Everyone hates americans

Blame Game Of Thrones. That's what caused the tourism influx.

>giant pizza for 3 euros
>enough to feed a burger for whole day

wat

Based.

I work 54 hours a week nigger

Nah, theyve had way less tourists this year. Everyone raised prices so much people are realising you can have a trip to maldives for less money and actually be in a 4 star hotel not in a 4 star tito era block which is like 2 stars at best

Kek

doing what?

Burgers can't pronounce anything anyway so no surprise. Not english, not spanish. Maybe hebrew.

>Ljubljana
It's literally impossible to pronounce this city's name

Beautiful scenery, though.

cope with americans fucking your locals

25 kn pizza in zadar?? Where lmao
Even here in continental part average price for pizza is 35-40 kn

HAHA WELCOME TO TOURISM THE EU AND NIGGERS

Hardly.

However it is only through tourism and the increasing price of real estate in the hot places (30% increase a year) that our upper middle class makes a quick buck and our banks stay afloat.

Its easy for me to speak german or english, english is just basic with no real phoenetics thats why u struggle with any other language

Stop being poor.

Were you here earlier upset about people travelling? LMAO. Imagine being this poor. I spent most of my vacations abroad though. Can't tell about our coast line.
Basically this.
Thanks broseph. I was in Plitvička and Zadar some time ago.
Holy shit s*rvs BTFO
This.

We fucking ATE CROW FUCKING ASHA
2018 never forget

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It's one hundred percent Croatian clay. They even didn't bother taken their own 100% Croatian clay under Bosnian muslim rule, which they could.
It is definetely 100% Croatian clay.

Or Italian, depending on the perspective.
>Croatians are best Slavs.
>But still Slavs.

Never would desu. You are a goat herding, goat fucking shithole.

Being hard doesn't make it good user. Chinese and Japanese are harder doesn't make those better languages.

This. Can't wait to book my easyjet flights with the lads #boysontour

>Be 9/10 Croatian girl from paradise Dalmatian coast
>Have armpint hair

Fuck your optics, I'm going in regardless.

Man, I miss early 00s Croatia and Montenegro. Top comfy

Where to go greek god?

I thought french girls were the only ones with armpit hair.

Would come to greece for vacation but i feel like not dying in forest fire

Its easier for a Slovenian to speak chinese/jap without sounding retarded like it would vice versa

Who cares? This is a silly metric to judge anything on.

Go visit Albania, girls grow mustache at 18

>Sweden.

Based Croatbro

>Were you here earlier upset about people travelling? LMAO. Imagine being this poor. I spent most of my vacations abroad though. Can't tell about our coast line.

Totally Slav nigger.

Fuck tourists

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*Fuck boomers and Indians

I bet 80% are americans.

My nigger co workers are in Croatia right now for some gay EDM festival. Enjoy betting blacked.
Sramota bilo

My CROATIAN cousin did it he said 50% of the people doing it easily were from India.